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@asexualien-kibou
You know that moment when you realize that everyone you know is going off to do their own thing and you'll probably never see them again. That feeling of starting to feel all alone and depressed over the summer. Like you know to look forward to what comes next but you are leaving people you grew up with and you might never talk to them again or see them. Then the worry of if you and your s/o will even stay together during the time you are away because they are a year younger.
this is the perfect grade of good luck
reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect
this got me a b- in a class i was 99% sure i failed yall
How to always get the best deals on everything.
Future reference 👍
KEEP THEM POCKETS THICK FAM
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Give me Roger
PLEASE ROGER
I wonder what could happen
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.
Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
It’s called the Murder Strut.
IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!
A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.
In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.
If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.
Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.
I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT
PATRIARCHY
CHICKEN
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Here’s something else I made, Reblog if you are anti maps
I’m pretty sure MAP is pedophilia so I’m putting this on my blog for safety if it means something else please do tell me.
FYI: a MAP is the name p*dos came up with to sound more acceptable. It means ‘Minor Attracted Person.’ If you see a MAP, it’s okay to punch/castrate them
another fyi: dont refer to pedophiles as “MAPs” just call them as they are; pedophiles. we dont need to validate their term.
REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW
AND I WILL DO EVERY SINGLE ONE, BASED ON YOUR BLOG.
EVERY
SINGLE
ONE
I wish you the best of luck. You must truly be an amazing person do actually do this. I wonder how many you've done. I appreciate you. I appreciate that you've done this for so many people already. <3
I also love Gundham Tanaka he's so cute.
Again I didn't draw any of these. Sorry original artists my friend sent me the majority of these so I don't know who you all are.
I love Rantaro Amami as well. Lol
Again I didn't draw any of these but I don't know who the original artists are I'm sorry artists but you all are amazing!
I love this boi so much I want to love him and cuddle him so much <3
I didn't make any of these lovely art pieces. I'm afraid I don't remember who made them I'm so sorry but some of them are made by the Obey Me Shall We Date Game
This is so wholesome
Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip
I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is
https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children.
CAT DAD IS BACK
aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;
HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!
This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen.
update:
I love that he kept …. All of them.
I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.
This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.
You’re welcome.
I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤
@every-n-anything
All hail Catdad
I saw Catdad for the first time today, and my day instantly became exponentially better.
I’M CRYING!?
CATDAD HAS REVIVED MY WILL TO LIVE
I live for cat dad-
Cat dad has saved us all
I absolutely needed this today. Thank you, universe, for bringing this thread back around
yessss new cat dad content
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.
Yowch, disgusting.
If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.
Always reblog this
If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend
IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.
If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.
If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.
Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.
Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.
I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.
I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.
Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone
Make sure the romance is there on both sides people
Screw people who don’t believe in male rape.
This post always makes me feel some type of way when it comes up.
Never shut your eyes to male abuse and rape…♥♥♥
This. Fucking this. Thank you.
If you don’t think men can be rape victims leave and don’t come back thanks :)
if you unfollow me because of this shit, kindly fuck you.
Can I have a new vessel please? This one isn't gay enough.
REBLOG IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT FOR CREAMY
Cat is so goddamn cute! UwU
You are Valid :)
I like you even if you don't like yourself. You know why? No? It's because you are unique you are amazing and I don't know anyone just like you. You may not think you are great but you are. I know it's hard to like yourself I'm here preaching self-love when I don't have it yet, but the first step is trying. You need to try and stay with it. Please you are great don't give up on yourself because you are amazing and it doesn't matter what you look like. You know beauty is in the eye of the beholder meaning you may not think you are beautiful but guess what someone else does because you are their perfect. You are everything they've ever wanted. Guess what it's okay to be a little selfish you may not want to hang out with someone and feel the need to come up with an elaborate excuse but in reality you just don't feel up to it and that's okay. You are valid! Your feelings are valid! Please just take a minute and look at the situation from an outside view if you are feeling anxious or upset. Well I gotta go now but I'll add on later! :)
"Fuck people just be you"
-Me and Probably Other People
Dima: Chiara! Celia! Stop making out we need to shoot!
Celia Pulling Away from Chiara: We aren't making out!
Chiara Whispering: Then what are we doing?
Celia Whispering Back: Making out.
Dima: Why do I work with you guys?!
