ash(sam's version~)

redacted audio hc's I'll only post when I have hc's and questions lol nonbinary 💛🤍💜🖤

[ash-samsversion]

HEYYY.....so I had two tiktok accounts called tank_themenace1 and tanker_themenace1backup and I stop posting bc I didnt know what else to post as we really busy with life at that point....anyways im back with some more REDACTED AUDIO questions and he and pls let me know if you want to know my hc for David angel and Damien... but yeahhh hope y'all have a lovely (🤭oops).... day/night

[viperx5]

Asher was the first person Babe EVER dated

Milo was the first man Sweetheart dated

David was Angels last shot at dating. If they didn't work they where going to give up.

Sam was Tanks first non-toxic relationship

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[ash-samsversion]

Angel:cool ring where did you get it?

Baabe:oh asher gave it to me the other night!

Sweetheart:thats so pretty!!

Sam:yeah it is wonder where he got it?

Baabe:mhm me two he hasnt told me

Angel (pulling a picture of gabe and davids mother they had for the wedding photos and they asked a photoshoper to add gabe and davids mother in a photo of them and david): hey can i see it for a sec?

Baabe:sure, why?

Angel:becausr it looks the exact same to davids mothers ring (showing the photo of it to the group)

Sweetheart:thats gotta be a coincidence,right?

Sam (sipping tea):i dont know you cant put anything past asher.

Baabe:lets just continue watching the film.

(20 muinets later)

Angel:i cant handel it anymore i need to know baabe call your husband and ask

Sweetheart:yeah me neither call ash and ask please

Sam (pausing the film)

Baabe: fine.... (calls ash)

Asher:hey baabe you okay hows the mate date night?

Baabe:ahh yes its going swell....um my love where did you get the ring you gave me the other day?

Asher:just some shop why?

Baabe:beca-

Angel:because it looks like davids mothers ring.....the one she was burried with!!!

Asher:ahhh....well-

Baabe:ash please dont say you dug up our friends muthers grave just to get a ring and give it to me!

Asher:in all fairness i dug it up to give to david as a engatment ring for angel because he couldnt find the right one and it was killing me we had gone to like 500 shops and nothing!!! So i dug the ring up but when i told him he got mad and told me to go put it back but the cemetery had up the security there and icouldnt get in so i kept it and was getting scared so i gave it to you.

Baabe:ash babe why didnt you just tell me that?

Asher:because you would tell david i didnt put it back.

Baabe:okay yeas i will but only because you cant give me a dead womens ring thats like theft....right?

Sam & sweetheart:yep!

Asher:im sorry ill tell david...

Baabe:oh ash sweetie ill give ya extra cuddles tonight!!

Angel:what!

(Babe had put the phone down)

Baabe:i felt bad and he sounded so sad!!

Sam:bitch he got you wipped.

Baabe:i know!

Angel:i have to tell david!

Baabe:no ash said he would do it!

Angel (calling david and told him everything)

David:WHATTTTT!!!!

love (walking in late because of work):what did i miss?

[duchessofthedamned]

you’re my angel… | redacted audio

inspo: @stjerneesooda (14DWY)

ft. a shifted david doodle

[ash-samsversion]

I hc that if quinn ever breaks out of jail that he would go after angel and sam and while trying to figure how he would do it he found out that sam and angel does night out since sam want to start playing video games with darlin but doesnt want to make himself look like a fool so angel offered to help learn.

This post is an idea from yannashaw post

So one night while they are look at some of the video games at a store angel wondered to a difrent part of the store to look at some of the new switch games they got instock however one of quinns lackies dragged angel threw the fire exit and cholriformed them and threw them into the trunk.

Sam looked everywhere around the store for them until h3 went out side to find them and whent into an allyway that quinn was there with 4 other rouge vampires and it did take a fight but because sam hadnt feed in three days he was slightly weaker and quinn managed to put power remover cuffs on him and put him into the trunk off another car.

When sam woke up he saw angel limp and tied up with fresh blood poolingon the floor from their body.

Quinn came in laughing "samuel your finaly awake cant say much from this bitch over here" he said as he dug the heel of his boot into angels head."i have a propersion give or take.... ill let you leave if you feed off them until there is only enough blood in them to wake them up and feel this pain going through them or ill just trans you to kill them up to you but you have 30 minutes to decide and if you dont lets just say i dont this alpha david shaw will ever trust you with his pack again if one died on your choice." Quinn left after taking one last look at angel.

Sam made his way over to angel to try and wake them but all he got was one gasp and then just breathing again. He couldnt let angel die not on his watch but he couldnt feed on them he wouldnt allow it so for the next 30 minutes he was gonna try wake them up.

20 minutes later comotion could be heard outside and sam put himself infront of angel when the door slammed open asher in his wolf form was staring at them both and it was clear he was telling everyone he found them in the link and so he walked up to sam and nudged his shoulder and then he saw angel and whinned going up to them and nudging their hand

"David i found them but angel their hurt really bad and sam is in power remover cuffs i cant get them off.... david please hurry"

When david came in he was his humanself and took the cuffs of off sam and then saw angel and rushed to their side and started doing every healing spell he has learnt. Sam sat the opposite side and started helping aswell.

After a few minutes darlin and milo were there now and darlin was sat next to sam hugging him as sam continued to help angel asher on the other hand was back to his human self and tried to help with the little bit of healing magic he knew but he couldnt help much he just held into angels had to help try and coaxe them out of their passed out state.

Milo had called marie to tell them that they found sam and angel but angel wasnt doing so well she had told milo to get david and sam to stop before they over work themselves and to bring angel to her house and she would do the rest and so thays what milo did he managed to get sam to stop but it took all of them to get david to stop.

On the drive to marie's david was holding angel on his lap and rubbing their back and whisper sweet nothings into their ear to wake them up. Sam on the other hand felt terrible he didnt protect angel and that they were hurt and was blaming himself for all of this it was his fault they whent out with him tonight it was his fault they went to the game store it was his fault they were hurt everything was his fault.

At maries she had used some detection spells to see if anything else needed healing and luckily they had a few scraps that didnt get healed and a bruise thoughthey were gonna feel grogy and out of it for the next few days.

After heating that everyone was releaved and then david pulled sam away to talk.

"How are feeling sam?"

"Im fine just.... im sorry if didnt save them as soon as possible he said either i fed on them and we would be let out or he would have forced me to if i didnt... and i could have done that not to them i was trying to figuer out how to escape and then you guys came and-"

"Sam i didnt ask that i asked how are tou doing doesnt just mean physical it means mentally too"

"Wha- Im okay i guess just worried for angel"

"Okay good but im gonna call your work and tell them tour not going back untill you speak with a therapist and fell better to go back out with angel again.... sam i dont blame you for what happened it wasnt your fault and will never be"

"Thank you david"

"You dont need to thank me just promise youll see a therapist and dont be afraid to hangout with them again they enjoy whatever you two do during gaming mate date nights or whatever they call it"

And for the first time that night when david was making calls to the deparment to arrainge for a therapist for sam and angel and everyone else was in the kitchen of maries apartment wondering what they sould order to eat sam was sat with angel making sure they were comftable. And that was until the opended their eyes and looked around*

"Sam?"

"Yeah"

"Where are we?"

"Maries"

"Cool... can i have some water? please"

"Yeah here its strawberry flavoured"

"My fav thank you"

After angel drank some they fell back asleep again.

"Your welcome angel"

[ash-samsversion]

Milo with his future kids

[yannashaw]

“shhh he’s coming”

David Shaws birthday was an event he didn’t mark on calendars. Another year, yet he didn’t care much for the day itself. Everyone around him may have cared a little too much though.

Asher insisted that the big man himself have the day off.

“Why the hell would you work on your birthday? Take a break, eat some cake or something!”

David had way too much to do however. It didn’t make any sense to take the day off.

“Ash, we have piles of paperwork due next week not to mention that huge gig that’s happening the week after. I just don’t have time to take a break.”

Ashers eyes rolled so hard he probably could have seen the back of his head.

“Dude you’re not the only one who has works here. Me and Milo can cover any work that is needed today. I can probably even badger Christian into helping us out.”

“We got you so just go chill tomorrow alright? Dr Asher’s orders.”

So that’s why David found himself shopping on a Wednesday in the middle of Dahila.

At the start of the day he had already gotten a bunch of Happy birthday messages and 2 separate Venmo money transfers with such loving notes like-

“David I stg if you send the money back I will find you, jump you and throw this exact amount of cash in ur face. <3” (SweetHeart)

“For all the stress I put u through apparently” (Darlin)

So that’s how he landed smack dab in the middle of Dalia looking for something interesting with said money.

He’s been all around the mall at this point looking for something interesting, even making a b line to the Best Buy down the street and yet. Nothing piqued his interest.

“Maybe I should just grab Angel something.” He muttered while looking at his phone.

Then he realized if he came home and Angel saw he bought something for them on his birthday they might actually pop a blood vessel.

He’s already heard it before

“This is YOUR day which means it’s all about youuuu. No ifs ands or buts about it. Even if I do like your-“

He shakes his head, Even in a flashback that menace still can’t keep it PG.

He sighs and heads back to his car. Maybe he can just use the cash to order takeout instead for him and Angel. Technically it’s for him as well which finds a loophole in angels whole rule. Even if it’s a small one.

Angels phone buzzes, A text from David

Davey: On my way home. Couldn’t find anything interesting.

Shit.

They were have way done with setting the house up for his surprise party. Asher had been on decorations with baabe there to help him stay on track.

Milo and Sweetheart were on cake duty and almost done.

Sam got done wrapping presents while Darlin and Lovely played a round of Mario Kart. While Vincent watched and helped Sam wrap. Cheering his lovely on.

Anton and Love made sure to plant the new plants David bought a while ago but hadn’t gotten around to doing it. Angel protested at first saying that they should relax but Love protested right back saying

“ I’d feel bored if I didn’t have anything else to do”

So they gave them that task which to their utter surprise they were apparently well versed at.

“ My mate has a-a bit of a green thumb” Anton spoke, staring at them with nothing but pure love.

It was adorable how much Anton gushed about them. But no time for that the group just lost a shit load of time.

“Alright!” Angel yelled out into the crowd “We have about 15 minutes to wrap this up so any ideas?”

Milo piped up “ The cake has 5 minutes left and Sweetheart can help me decorate it.”

Vincent raises his hand “ With my speed I can take care of the rest of the present while Sam helps with the decorations instead.” Sam nods along with Vincent words.

Lovely chimed as well “ Me and Darlin can help as well!” They said happily as they pushed up a surprised Darlin off the floor.

Alright I guess they had nothing to worry about…

15 minutes later everything was done and the room was dark. Asher’s giggling being shushed by the curly headed wolf beside him.

David got out of his car, bored out of his mind and just wanting to hold on to Angel for the rest of the foreseeable future.

“Just a few more steps” David grumbled as he fiddled with his keys.

Just as he opens the door-

“SURPRISE”

the large friend group exclaimed to nothing?

Angel swears they just saw David he was right there-

“pfffttttt-“ Asher holds his mouth in suppressed giddy and a mix of amusement.

Angel traced his face and looked lower at the door way. Not that much lower since the wolf was huge. Wait a minute-

Oh my god no way.

David sat there thinking about the many different ways he can jump Asher in his wolf form.

Angel held back a giggle. No that’s an understatement they held back a laugh that could echo from here to McKinley and back. They knew exactly what happened as well.

David had gotten jumpscared so hard he shifted as evident to his hoodie right behind him.

I mean he’s always talked about how much he hates surprises.

(First time making a fic so I might make a part two if people want the or not :) )

[ash-samsversion]

Lowkey thought your name was a pun on inversion for some reason

Like the “sam” replaced “in” in inversion

Honestly it wasnt intentional but if people wanna see it that way then feel free but seeing this i fucking laughed after realising

[callumdeficiency]

Has it been addressed how vampires like- brush their teeth?

Like do they need certain type of toothbrushes or is it just difficult to get around the fangs?

[ash-samsversion]

I tbink they use toothbrushes like dracula from hotel translvania

[pan-dreamon-ium]

Woke up this morning and there wasnt a Sam Collins behind me, holding me in his arms, using me as a c'ckwarmer.

And no Vincet solaire infront of me, his face pressed into my chest, his arms around my waist.

Very disappointed. Its going to be a terrible day.

[viperx5]

This dance but it's imp!Angel x Imp!Babe

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[ash-samsversion]

Sam is the best at cracking backs and the mates always ask sam to crack their backs ecspecaly angel and sweetheart. But babe goes to david because he is also really good at it aswell

[ash-samsversion]

Mention of monster fucking and talk of dick length and how it changes

Sweetheart:"sooo how did you both feel after finding out asher and david ate shifters"

Baabe:"oh um idk i just kind of whent oh cool what should be get for dinner.... i didnt care aslong as he didnt like hurt me"

Sam:"thats kinda sweet.... what about you ang?"

Angel: "i asked david if it was a full moon type of thing and that that i asked if we dyed his hair would his fur change colour.... oh and i asked if his dick size was the same when shifted-"

*sam and sweetheart choking*

*baabe who has heard this 20 thousand times because angel still get 3rd person embaresment and complaines to them about it constantly*

Sam:"you WHAT!!!!"

Angel:"okay i get it not my finest moment...also his dick is thicker and slightly bigger when shifted but mostly thicker"

Sweetheart:"does this mean you and davud have had monster sex"

Sam:"wtf is monster sex"

Baabe:"its a smut genra mostly popular with fanfics of a character having sex with a werewolf or orc or an octopus"

Sam: 🤯

Angel & Sweetheart:👁👄👁

Baabe:"we did try to have a normal convo once and it failed we are weird"

Angel & sweetheart:"heyy!!!"

Sam:"fair enough"

[asirentail]

David "At least you have parents" Shaw

Angel "At least your parents loved you" Shaw

[fiercespawnsaga]

I need foolsverse asher like i need air in my lungs

[ash-samsversion]

Opinion and head canon warning

Okay so im back in my odd pairing phase for the boys and listeners

Heres a few:

Sam x angel (if anyone has any hc tell me plss i love this pairing sm)

Milo x david

Asher x huxley

Damien x lasko

Vincent x gavin

Quinn x adam (ik this aint odd its just toxic love)

Darlin x freelancer

Baabe x sweetheart

Anyways .... my fav is sam x angel or just any sam and angel interactions we get ik we dont really have any but i would love to see more interactions with sam and the listeners and angel being the first person to not make sam feel awkward when meeting everyone.

HEAD CANON WARNING WITH TERRIBLE SPELLING BECAUSE IT IS 2 AM AND I AM TIRED

Because you gotta think about the first meetings with sam and the wolves

David basically called him and was like here is the whole life story of the rouge vampire and my pack mate.

Milo and asher i feel like were weary of sam after hearing what quinn done to tank and so they were more protective.

And then the mates are like yo wanna play monopoly,ice breaker or a card game..

"oh why are we acting normal... we dont have a reason to threaten you sure your a vampire but hey you can answer some questions me and baabe have"-angel

"can you turn into a bat?"-angel

"ang i already told you vampires cant"-sweetheart

"you dont know that"-baabe

"who is the stealth out of us three"-sweetheart

"..."-angel & baabe

"exactly"-sweetheart

"Have you ever broken a speed limit when you run to fast"-angel (not know how sam got turned)

"Umm... i dont know i havent tested it"-sam

"Does diffrent blood types taste diffrent"-baabe

"Yeah some is sweeter then others and some are kind of bitter"-sam

Tank pulling sam away and then 20 minuets sam ends up sitting bavk with them answering the questiins and end up with angel apoligises deeply because they ask a bit to deep question and felt so bad they refused themselves to have any of the snacks they liked or to let david hug them because they felt like they couldnt have any nice things untill sam sat down and spoke to them and said that it was okay and theat they didnt know and he wasnt angry and so angel hugged sam and apoligises again.

After that the pack carries a sorry glass where if angel says sorry they put a coin in untill it fills. It got filled up 5 times in 1 month.