Love for Porcelain

18 Married to my bestfriend. Majoring in Social Work and minoring in Gender Studies.

[fuckyeahafricans]

How?

[dogmuzzle-deactivated20170328]

me at the dentist

dentist: when was the last time you flossed?

me: bro u were THERE

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of “have fun at class, good luck” from hungover stoners and let me tell you, as someone who thrives off attention and positive reinforcement, this setup really worked for me

[daughterofdiaspora]

my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy. 

[umushingwe]

She just wanted you to clean the house

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

[shinyuanbudo-deactivated2014100]

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

[young-southafrican-girl]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[stability]

im living

[queenentina-deactivated20180121]

my talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things i saw coming

[berniesandersdms]

DAAAAAAAAMN BERNIE, SAVAGE AS FUCK

[zackisontumblr]

“That’s me and I’m voting Bernie. I’d like it if you took the pic down.”

It appears that Hillary is no longer inspired by this woman

[skygenders]

Craig Mazin was Ted Cruz’s college roommate and he really really really hates him

[lulus-delivery-service]

I’m dying because he got verified

[i-am-lord-of-asgard-deactivated]

How to get into college in 1983: get good grades

How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger

[freida-b-frosty]

How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans. 

How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable? 

[saaaaaasha-blog]

What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field What to do with your degree in 2013: cry

[entp-adviceorbust]

This

[aaronburrs]

How college students were viewed in 1983: hardworking and passionate

How college students are viewed in 2015: lazy and unambitious

[packratroy]

THIS

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

College student mental health in 1983: Happy and bright and full of hope. College student mental health in 2016: If I kill myself I don’t have to pay back my student loans.

[vine-blog]

If only

[thequeenbey]

[libertybill]

Oh my god the desperation for youth voters is real.

[official-johnny-joestar]

WOW hillary is so FLEEK with the youth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE ALSO WHIPS AND NAE NAES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[that1guykaiser]

Where’s that gif? You all know which one I mean.

[big-blueboy-scout]

[surprisebitch]

this is so funny because didn’t Beyoncé sing about being “Monica Lewinsky’d all over her gown” in Partition.. and that was in reference to the Lewinsky x Bill Clinton scandal 

[pettyrevenge]

So driving down my parents back lane to pick up my two daughters, 20 feet from my parents driveway a truck is sitting with its flashers on sitting in the middle of the back lane, blocking the whole road. I sit for a bit waiting for her to move and the lady yells at me, “I have my flashers on, I’m going to be 10 minutes, go around the block.“ 

I would have had to pull a U-turn in a back lane, drive 500 feet, take two left turns, drive 600 feet, two more left turn 100 more feet to get into the parking spot that was now 20 feet away from me. The two ladies in the truck were unloading groceries from the back of the truck at a very cumbersome pace. So I respond “can you pull ahead 20 feet or pull into the empty driveway (yes they had a spot they could have pulled in too) to let me pass?” To which she responds “no, my flashers are on I have 10 minutes to unload.“ 

So I was having none of this nonsense so I turn my car off, put my flashers on, go to my parents, get my mom’s keys, reverse her car into the back lane, and put her flashers on. I now have my vehicle and my moms vehicle blocking them in. They are finishing their unloading of groceries and start to go off on me saying they will call a tow truck and so on, and several other verbal abuses, to which I respond, "My flashers are on, I’ll only be 10 minutes." 

I moved the car 5 minutes later, the people in question were not amused.

[memecucker]

[damnhebig]

Wit his dumbass

[katniss-everbeans-deactivated20]

@lilwhitbit

[teapopu]

tbh all i want is a movie where trump wins the election and the other candidates have to team up and go back in time to stop him but along the way jeb bush realizes his dream to dance and ted cruz goes rogue and becomes the zodiac killer

[traceexcalibur]

“who cares about representation in video games, video games are meant for escapism”

how exactly is it escapism to switch from a world where white cis men are in charge to…….. a world where white cis men are in charge

[seisans]

also what does that say about you when you want to “escape” to a world completely devoid of poc and women