Ashington!

Hello!! my name is ashington!! i am a Vtuber that has yet to Debut! i will be making content related to my art, interests, and other such things!! commissions are open, and debut is early june!!<3

[ashingtonkisihita]

Welcome welcome!

My name is ashington! welcome to my cat cafe!!

I am an un-debuted Vtuber! With an obsession with pink and strawberries! and a slight hyperfixation on the fucking sky,,, currently working on that debut,,, But hello! this is probably your first time here, and this is my first time actually introducing myself!

M name is ashington, but you can call me ash! My pronouns are entirely up for debate i have no fucking clue oh jesus im not having that crisis right now- Though i do like to be referred to in feminine and masculine ways, Such as sir, miss, lady,,, uh, motherfucker?? does that count? idk pfft

Some of my interests are: Art (hehe) Baking, Sewing, Fuckin FITING i will FITE U- Being dumb, And gaming!! Some games i love are: STARDEW VALLLEYYYY Minecraft, Slime rancher Omori, And a few more!! My fave fruit is strawberries My fave colour is pink/red! My fave food is probably sushi, My fave drink is strawberry soda! I dont know what else to add so this is it for my intro!! have a nice day!!!

Toodles dorks!!!

[nayters]

[abigail]

yes the rumours are true !!! i would like a kiss. perhaps two or three actually if that’s not asking too much

[cs-movedaccs]

they should make out

[greelin]

my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant

[cs-movedaccs]

I guess I'm missing something, but why does everyone call Chiyo evil?

It's a running joke to call him basically any negative word under the sun due to the fact he's genuinely just not a good person (controlling, manipulative, etc etc). he kinda sucks, pfft 🫶

[cs-movedaccs]

in Liz’s professional opinion what colour crystals taste the best

definitely green

[artstetic-real]

happy pride. or whatever

[cs-movedaccs]

I’m eating popcorn and unwillingly thinking about your ocs :3

(I hope they die a horrible death)

I'm really glad my ocs remain on other people's minds, there's brainrot from my ocs, it's real

(their deaths will be slow and painful)

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Caption: [Riddle me this, liberal. How child tremsgemder... when favorite movie at... six years old Barbie Mariposa? How child transgem when favorite color of kool aid pink lemonade? How-how not girl when in girl scout at twelve have pretty eye badonkerhers (rustling fabric) pretty pretty walky thumpers? How? How child not girl when hang out with sister? And cry sometime? How-how child... teakettle? When like book? Ho-how. How child... thermometer... when cannot kill spider? Have no primal hunting instinct, child no. Checkmate, liberal.]

[dovewithscales]

This isn’t even parody it’s just how conservatives sound.

[getupthestairs]

images of foxes with things in their mouths...

[deadmaidclub]

shoutout to the woman in the waiting room at the doctors office who cured my dysphoria by telling me shes so glad young men like me are growing their hair out again and how i look straight out of the 90s and then complained to me about her horrible cat. i think she was an angel

[deadmaidclub]

kill that demon because maybe someday a lovely and chatty middle aged woman with a cat who rummages thru her fridge will tell you that you look like a rocker dude from the 90s and life will be awesome

[vixibombae]

best moments in gaming journalism

journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity

that’s it

[vixibombae]

highlights:

“What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”

“The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”

all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes

“Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”

(after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”

[tramampoline]

S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.

[enemy-stand]

“Author’s note: A heated discussion takes place as to whether the game is stereotyping the yakuza, which is resolved when Midoriyama, a now-retired former mid-level faction boss, points out that the stereotypes about the yakuza are more or less correct, with the exception of their alleged prowess in martial arts.“

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i’ve seen these quotes a hundred times but never the full article — 200k notes and i’ve never seen someone mention the guy saying “they should let kiryu smoke meth”

[percysfoxblog]

[cs-movedaccs]

he made himself comfortable guys

[chronocrump]

my first owl house fan art...mark this day in the history books

[sugared-violetts]

why r u using the word corn instead of porn on tumblr.com i just saw full dick n balls 2 posts up ur good