I’m A Chicken Nugget

This is my life. It’s nothing exciting but I will occasionally have something to say to y’all

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Put on a sweatshirt to go out in public because

✨shoulders✨ are frowned upon

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This is a petition for John Legend to record “Not Quite The Beatles” from the Jonas Brother Family Roast

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Nothing enrages me more as a Starbucks barista than when someone puts cold foam on a frappuccino. You don’t get to know why, you should know why

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I was completely unprepared for episode 4 of Loki. There’s literally no way I could’ve prepared for that. I literally can’t wait for episode 5.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Sometimes when I’m watching shows on Netflix, I forget that the show never actually happened in real life and I start asking myself questions.

Ex: “I wonder what a typical morning looks like in their house?” or “How did this actually happen?”

Then I remember that’s it fake…

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I’m gonna do it

I’m gonna watch Lucifer over from the beginning for the third time because I can

No one can stop me

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I’d do anything to watch Lucifer again for the first time. That show is my favorite thing ever!

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*random person hears bass shaking my car*

Person: Ew, she’s probably listening to rap

What I’m actually listening to:

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Please tell me I’m not the only one who cries like every 3 episodes of Criminal Minds

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Girls who are the same size on the top and the bottom are so privileged. I would love to have matching workout sets but my boobs are a huge problem

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WHY DID HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL HAVE TO GIVE ME SUCH HIGH STANDARDS?!?!?! I LITERALLY CRIED WATCHING IT JUST NOW BECAUSE I WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN TO ME IN HIGH SCHOOL...

BUT THEY LIED TO US!!!

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Episode 2 of The Falcon and The Winter Soldier:

Bucky and Sam go to couples therapy

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I really need to stop watching Criminal Minds before bed, I get scared easily.

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*In the Room Where it Happens*

Jefferson: Yo Hammy my good sir, if we give you these votes, then we want the capital and...

Hamilton: What else could you possibly want???

Jefferson: Endorse me for president, plzzzzzzz

Hamilton: I’ll give you the capital but what’s in it for me in the election

Jefferson: Burr won’t be preside-

Hamilton: DONE!

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I’m sorry but this was just too funny to not share

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Ok, idea for the next Frozen movie:

Elsa is a lesbian and gets a girlfriend- preferably Honeymaren

Olaf gets a snowwoman girlfriend made by Elsa

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Why did our ancestors all have to immigrate to America??? We could all be living in Europe with super cool accents if our ancestors didn’t get all empowered and wanted to be lazy. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want such a cool accent. Cmon ancestors, you can do better than that