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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
we are in the midst of a true Real One
edit: apparently op is on tumblr! send them some love!
butt types
© Viktor Hertz
I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔
Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep
Uh oh
Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding
@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."
But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife
Degrees of Motoko Kusanagi from the new Ghost in the Shell trailer
For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.
#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME
it must also be shittable
This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes
reblog to feed her notes
How is she doing this
@goth-queen
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again
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Why OP
slam that fucking unmute button
I'm at a :.|:; for words.
get your medals everyone
cosigned, good work everyone, have your bricks at the ready when they try it again.
My ides tiramisu, if you even care
Oh, my word we care.
Tirami-ceasar
They have been gradually feminizing the Water type starters each Pokemon generation
Gens 1-3, big, bulky, masculine Water type starters, Blastoise has cannons in its back, Feraligatr has sharp claws and fangs, mega Swampert is a muscular beast
Gens 4-6, sleek, androgynous, still badass and powerful looking but definitely not as masculine
Gens 7-9, thin, feminine, cunty, skittle squad incarnate, these starters are for the girls and the gays
Now here we are in Gen 10 and there's no more holding back. First stage and she's already got the wings and the bedroom eyes. They're putting chemicals in the water to turn the fricking Water types gay.
I know that's right
We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.
At my parents place with 2 children watching YT on tablets and 2 adults watching tiktoks and reels on their phones and trying not to summon a comically sized Loony Toons hammer out of my back pocket to smash them all.
I'm rebloging this twice im tired of people not wearing headphones when watching videos in public. It's basic etiquette to wear headphones in public when you listen to things.
I am absolutely That Bitch who will just ask anyone doing this to stop doing it, and I think what surprises me most is that the vast majority of people have one of two reactions: sheer incredulity that their tinny little podcast could possibly be anything other than an exquisite audio experience for anyone else, swiftly followed by a deeply mortified little smile and a shame-ridden silence for the rest of the train journey; or absolute rage that I'd dare ask them to do something to make the space even remotely more comfortable for - dry heave - other people.
A few months ago, I asked a man in the hospital waiting room - in the ENT department, for extra audacity points - if he could please use headphones, and he said 'no, I don't have any,' and when I said 'well, no-one else here wants to hear it,' he just shrugged and said 'but I do.' He kept listening to it without even turning it down, and everyone else just rolled their eyes and muttered about what a prick he was. A middle-aged woman once told me that I needed to 'mind my own business' for asking her just to turn it down, because she was listening to it at full volume, and then she proceeded to loudly bitch about my appearance with her daughter for a solid 5 minutes, interspersed with direct suggestions that I should sincerely consider fucking off, and it was only when everyone else in the train carriage confirmed that they, too, had been pissed off by her behaviour that she stopped yelling at me and sat back in her seat with a face like a smacked arse. And once, I asked a bunch of teenagers on the train if they could turn it down, and they started filming me and told me they'd make me 'TikTok famous', which frankly excited me in the moment, but has since sorely disappointed me because I've yet to become a household name.
My point being: people are either just so self-absorbed that they genuinely don't realise that other people might not enjoy the experience of being subjected to whatever they, the arbiter of good taste, are listening to; or they're complete sacks of piss who truly do not give a shit about anyone else, and refuse to consider the prospect of doing so. The former is frustrating, but ultimately just a lack of awareness that can usually be remedied by making them aware in the moment that they're being annoying. The latter makes me want to go on an actual murder spree. If you're the kind of person who listens to stuff in public without headphones - and yes, I'm including people who make calls on speakerphone - then just know that you are a festering polyp on the anus of society, and everyone in your immediate vicinity wants to flush your head down the nearest toilet.
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that someone somewhere is seeing Safety Tips From Anubis for the very first time.
That person is me
as an egyptologist, this fake egyptian bothered me so much. so i fixed it.
basic pronunciation followed by egyptological transcription in parentheses and translation in quotation marks.
frame 1: inek inpu (i̓nk i̓npw), “I am Anubis”
frame 2, poison: em wenem (m wnm), “do not eat”
frame 3, smoke detector: pa-yee pu em khenem khety (pꜣy pw m ḫnm ḥty), “this is for smelling smoke”
frame 4: ah-sh pa-yee tchen yot khena ta-yee tchen mawt (ꜥš pꜣy.ṯn i̓t ḥnꜥ tꜣy.ṯn mwt), “call your father and your mother”
frame 5: ankh wedja seneb (ꜥnḫ wḏꜣ snb), “live, prosper, and be healthy” ← like egyptian “farewell”