Aneurism Express

🏳️‍⚧️ She/Her 24 I post funny things here

[segamascott]

[deadelated]

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

[deadelated]

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

[deadelated]

[mevil]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[stardial]

there’s just something about the word cock that makes me think of penis

[bbyhog]

STOP!!!!

[bbyhog]

this is acgually a symptom of ADHD

[kotatko-v-kosicku]

SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A TUMBLR POST

[jame7t]

Do not scroll up. This makes mustard gas

[literallyjustaspider-deactivate]

Fact Check:

Mustard is a Condiment, not a Gas.

Source

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[skipsjack]

they're converging

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[redstonedust]

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

[costanzian]

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

[costanzian]

[dogpuppy]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[oywiththepo0dlesalready]

[maidthings]

wait hold up why does the steven universe theme have the same chord progression as creep

[maidthings]

Visit Original Link

[kitty]

[skybounded]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

ratatta

[sillayangel]

[mono-red-menace]

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[zamczysko]

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

[kozlarz]

cmon they just started… give it some time

[encryptidarchivist]

thank you.

two

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[beanytuesday]

what the hell did I just read

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm so so so angry. in Horsey Game, I found a wild legless horse, cloned it repeatedly, and mass-sold the clones to all my rival ranches to pollute their gene pools. and when my plan finally reached fruition.....when at last, I came into a race where every opponent had no legs.......my stupid fucking horse fell over.