Ashomaly

Ash/Ashy - any/all - agender - 19 just a lil guy here for friends and discussions i want to make friends here, so please ask/dm me if you want! the inverse is unlikely to happen for DMs.

[lilsammy89]

Happy pride month!!

[mangowc-unofficial]

@nixos-official I just switched from arch how do you recommend i start learning without dying?(aside from reading the wiki)(i spent multiple hours trying to install something(WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU INSTALL PROGRAMS BY PUTTING THEM IN THE MAIN CONFIG AND REBUILBING THE WHOLE SYSTEM????) and now i'm trying to switch my wm to mangowc) I expected it to be a rought start but damn.

[nixos-official]

its definitely not intuitive at the start lol

I really think the only good way to start is to suffer a bit

if you have problems feel free to @ or DM me and if I know I'll try to tell you

I also recommend @tony-btw on youtube, he has some great videos on nixos

[nixos-official]

@joomju you're so real for that

my filessss<3

[ashomaly]

i watched a video by Tony-BTW ranking some linux and bsd distros on a tear list, and there were two that were on the GOAT (S) tier: NixOS and GuixOS (i'm putting OS as i personally don't like how Guix the OS and Guix the package management have the same name).

he called those two OSes "non legacy" due entirely to their centralized and declarative nature.

long story short, he agrees with you.

[mangowc-unofficial]

@nixos-official I just switched from arch how do you recommend i start learning without dying?(aside from reading the wiki)(i spent multiple hours trying to install something(WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU INSTALL PROGRAMS BY PUTTING THEM IN THE MAIN CONFIG AND REBUILBING THE WHOLE SYSTEM????) and now i'm trying to switch my wm to mangowc) I expected it to be a rought start but damn.

[nixos-official]

its definitely not intuitive at the start lol

I really think the only good way to start is to suffer a bit

if you have problems feel free to @ or DM me and if I know I'll try to tell you

I also recommend @tony-btw on youtube, he has some great videos on nixos

[ashomaly]

the biggest problem with nixos, imo, is how nix (the configuration language) is easiest to understand for programmers. those who have worked with a modern programming language with modern tooling will find the package management easier to understand. take rust and cargo. the config file is Cargo.toml, and to rebuild the "system" of your program aka compile, run cargo b(uild). nixos is the same way. the config file(s) is at /etc/nixos (unless using flakes but don't focus on flakes at first) and to rebuild the program, it's nixos-rebuild switch. nixos-rebuild switch is nothing more than compilation. calling it a system rebuild, while accurate, is misleading for most changes. it just means "apply your changes".

[nixos-official]

I mean idk I started with like some basic python understanding

and my partner doesn't program

and we both figured it out rather fast

it's not that hard to figure out nixos without programming experience. just kinda intimidating.

[ashomaly]

fair point, tho i'd argue that people with programming (especially functional programming) experience, will find nix easier on average. someone familiar with modern tooling, JSON (due to structural similarities), and/or functional programming probably has an edge, not to mention people who think programatically or functionally.

[nixos-official]

I mean totally they'd have an edge

I'm just pointing out that it's totally doable without much or any experience

[mangowc-unofficial]

@nixos-official I just switched from arch how do you recommend i start learning without dying?(aside from reading the wiki)(i spent multiple hours trying to install something(WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU INSTALL PROGRAMS BY PUTTING THEM IN THE MAIN CONFIG AND REBUILBING THE WHOLE SYSTEM????) and now i'm trying to switch my wm to mangowc) I expected it to be a rought start but damn.

[nixos-official]

its definitely not intuitive at the start lol

I really think the only good way to start is to suffer a bit

if you have problems feel free to @ or DM me and if I know I'll try to tell you

I also recommend @tony-btw on youtube, he has some great videos on nixos

[ashomaly]

the biggest problem with nixos, imo, is how nix (the configuration language) is easiest to understand for programmers. those who have worked with a modern programming language with modern tooling will find the package management easier to understand. take rust and cargo. the config file is Cargo.toml, and to rebuild the "system" of your program aka compile, run cargo b(uild). nixos is the same way. the config file(s) is at /etc/nixos (unless using flakes but don't focus on flakes at first) and to rebuild the program, it's nixos-rebuild switch. nixos-rebuild switch is nothing more than compilation. calling it a system rebuild, while accurate, is misleading for most changes. it just means "apply your changes".

[nixos-official]

I mean idk I started with like some basic python understanding

and my partner doesn't program

and we both figured it out rather fast

it's not that hard to figure out nixos without programming experience. just kinda intimidating.

[ashomaly]

fair point, tho i'd argue that people with programming (especially functional programming) experience, will find nix easier on average. someone familiar with modern tooling, JSON (due to structural similarities), and/or functional programming probably has an edge, not to mention people who think programatically or functionally.

[balljointed-succubus]

sorceress who tries to TF a girl into a puppy but is now quivering in fear, looking up at the werewolf in heat she accidentally created instead

[ashomaly]

she may be quivering, but it's not in fear, hun.

[mewvore]

Did a challenge where you get a random word and make a comic in one day based on it! The word I got was "boy"

[mydogtige]

Headpats

[konoko]

[ashomaly]

i'd love to experiment with GuixOS, but it's annoying as hell wifi drivers are proprietary as none of my machines use ethernet. i respect Guix's firm stance on free software, requiring a secondary channel just to use them, but god does it make installation more annoying than NixOS.

[mangowc-unofficial]

@nixos-official I just switched from arch how do you recommend i start learning without dying?(aside from reading the wiki)(i spent multiple hours trying to install something(WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU INSTALL PROGRAMS BY PUTTING THEM IN THE MAIN CONFIG AND REBUILBING THE WHOLE SYSTEM????) and now i'm trying to switch my wm to mangowc) I expected it to be a rought start but damn.

[nixos-official]

its definitely not intuitive at the start lol

I really think the only good way to start is to suffer a bit

if you have problems feel free to @ or DM me and if I know I'll try to tell you

I also recommend @tony-btw on youtube, he has some great videos on nixos

[ashomaly]

the biggest problem with nixos, imo, is how nix (the configuration language) is easiest to understand for programmers. those who have worked with a modern programming language with modern tooling will find the package management easier to understand. take rust and cargo. the config file is Cargo.toml, and to rebuild the "system" of your program aka compile, run cargo b(uild). nixos is the same way. the config file(s) is at /etc/nixos (unless using flakes but don't focus on flakes at first) and to rebuild the program, it's nixos-rebuild switch. nixos-rebuild switch is nothing more than compilation. calling it a system rebuild, while accurate, is misleading for most changes. it just means "apply your changes".

[mangowc-unofficial]

@nixos-official I just switched from arch how do you recommend i start learning without dying?(aside from reading the wiki)(i spent multiple hours trying to install something(WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU INSTALL PROGRAMS BY PUTTING THEM IN THE MAIN CONFIG AND REBUILBING THE WHOLE SYSTEM????) and now i'm trying to switch my wm to mangowc) I expected it to be a rought start but damn.

[nixos-official]

its definitely not intuitive at the start lol

I really think the only good way to start is to suffer a bit

if you have problems feel free to @ or DM me and if I know I'll try to tell you

I also recommend @tony-btw on youtube, he has some great videos on nixos

[nixos-official]

@joomju you're so real for that

my filessss<3

[mangowc-unofficial]

@nixos-official I just switched from arch how do you recommend i start learning without dying?(aside from reading the wiki)(i spent multiple hours trying to install something(WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU INSTALL PROGRAMS BY PUTTING THEM IN THE MAIN CONFIG AND REBUILBING THE WHOLE SYSTEM????) and now i'm trying to switch my wm to mangowc) I expected it to be a rought start but damn.

[nixos-official]

its definitely not intuitive at the start lol

I really think the only good way to start is to suffer a bit

if you have problems feel free to @ or DM me and if I know I'll try to tell you

I also recommend @tony-btw on youtube, he has some great videos on nixos

[nixos-official]

@joomju you're so real for that

my filessss<3

[ashomaly]

i watched a video by Tony-BTW ranking some linux and bsd distros on a tear list, and there were two that were on the GOAT (S) tier: NixOS and GuixOS (i'm putting OS as i personally don't like how Guix the OS and Guix the package management have the same name).

he called those two OSes "non legacy" due entirely to their centralized and declarative nature.

long story short, he agrees with you.

[medicalmishapwaiting2happen]

Everyone switch to linux for pride month because it makes yuo into queer robot catgirl 👍 👍

[nixos-official]

it is a glorious message

we must spread their message

[ashomaly]

as a queer robot bunnygirl, i approve this message

[vampyvanny]

Trans women I need to get advice on what Linux distro I should switch to, I trust only you. The cis can’t handle this trans women give me your knowledge.

[nixos-official]

I'm nonbeany can I answer?

[ashomaly]

as a fellow nonbeany with the same opinion can i answer?

[vampyvanny]

Nonbinaries speak your truth

[ashomaly]

i trust my esteemed friend @nixos-official to speak our opinion

[bunnai]

plural comic 1

[rawstrap]

"!!" is its own word to me

[ashomaly]

how is it pronounced?

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. If you’re experiencing a time loop in which you’re repeating the month of June over and over, that’s totally intentional. We at Aperture Science felt that pride month was not long enough and so we created this loop to let employees experience as much pride as they feel like. To get out of this loop, simply use the pod labeled “Time Machine” in Shaft 6 and then either kill or save the baby on the other end depending on when in the loop you’re on. Don’t worry about the baby’s identity, he grows up to be an asshole.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here, happy to announce that our Rainbow Gel project was a massive success. We have developed distinct gels in every color of the rainbow pride flag. In fact, it was too much of a success, so we’ll be updating our pride flag accordingly to include 75 new colors corresponding to all of our new gels. Word of advice, though, don’t stare at the flag for too long, most of these colors haven’t been tested on human eyes yet.”

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here, Cave Johnson queer. Get used to it.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Caroline just informed me that I am her “beard”. I checked, and I fail to see how I could possibly have grown out of her face. If anybody knows anything about human-to-facial hair transmogrification, please report to my office.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Friendly reminder that Aperture employees living prior to the legalization of gay marriage are invited to use our Aperture Science Temporal Matrimony Pod in order to travel to the future with your same-sex partner and get married there. Employees from the future who wish to return to a time before gay people being able to marry are also welcome to use the pod and we’ll make sure to send you to an era well before gay marriage. I’m thinking maybe Late Cretacesous.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’m proud to announce that our plan to hire only female test subjects to prevent them from flirting with our female scientists has been a resounding failure.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’m afraid we’ll have to temporarily pause all experimentation with the Gender Affirmation Beam. The testing itself is going great, the beam is working. But we’re starting to run out of thigh high socks and khaki shorts.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johson here. Shafts 10 through 14 are currently under lockdown due to a meltdown in the Neopronoun Syntheizer. The transphobes up in DC might call that ‘a disaster in the making’ but I call it a win for diversity! That being said most of these pronouns are radioactive so do watch out.”

[charlesoberonn]

Cave Johnson here. If you feel a sudden sense of elation and contentness when putting on your new Aperture Science unisex uniform, that is not Gender Euphoria! That’s a hallucinogenic fungus taking over your brain. Take the uniform off immediately and throw it in the nearest incinerator.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I won’t tolerate any misgendering of the interdimensional invaders swarming the facility! Their pronouns are they/them and we’re ought to respect that. We’re also ought to shoot them on sight since they’re extremely hostile and bent on enslaving our planet.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. To all of my suitors and secret admirers: Thank you, honestly I’m flattered. Unfortunately for you, I don’t swing that way. Or any way. I only swing where the wrecking ball of science takes me. Usually into a brick wall.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’ve been thinking. We have gay pride, and we have gender envy. What other deadly sins can we incorporate? Maybe bisexual sloth? Lesbian wrath? I’ll talk to the lab boys about it.”

“Cave Johnson here. Update: The Lesbian Wrath project is postponed indefinitely. My condolences to the families of the deceased. Though let’s be honest, they probably had it coming.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. For the last time! “I’m reclaiming the slur” is not a valid excuse to shout out loud the killer androids’ activation codes! We picked that word for a reason.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’d like to apologize to Floor 194 Safety Supervisor Doug Blakely for firing him after allegations that he was forcing employees back in the closet. I was not aware that said closet was a literal storage closet for zombified Aperture employees. To make it up to Doug, he’ll be allowed to feed Floor 194 HR Manager Lisa Briant to the closet zombies if he so chooses.”

[charlesoberonn]

”Cave Johnson here. A reminder that next year Transgender Day of Visibility falls on Extradimensional Day of Visibility. The lab boys are cautioning me to caution you to be prepared. Do not confuse transgender and transdimensional! Big mistake.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. To all cishet Aperture employees who volunteered for the ‘Get More Woke’ program, please report to your department’s OR at the nearest convenience to get the alarm clocks surgically removed from your spinal cord. Aperture Science apologizes for the misunderstanding.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Dr. Barnaby from Cyborg Engineering is an attack helicopter. That’s not a transphobic joke, by the way, they literally transformed themselves into an amalgam of human and helicopter. Impressive. Unauthorized, of course, but still impressive. Anyway, we lost track of them, so everyone watch the sky for a mad scientist with blue rotors and machine guns.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. To the joker who added ‘make the sun gay’ to our quarterly agenda, I hope you’re pleased with yourself. The Astrophysics Department is tearing itself apart with half of them shouting that you can’t make the sun gay and the other half screaming that the sun is already gay. Either way, we’re not doing it.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. The congressional delegation of Senator Patrick Johnson (no relation) to inspect our facilities had to be cut short due to a mishap with the Gender Affirmation Beam. I’d like to apologize on behalf of Aperture Science to Senator Johnson and her staff.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Just the other day, our sign guy asked me ‘Cave, don’t you think LGBTQIA2S+ is a tad too long?’ and I told him ‘First of all, that’s Mr. Johnson to you! And secondly, I actually think it’s not long enough!’ and that’s why I’m adding an ’&’ to the acronym. Don’t know what it stands for yet, but I’ll figure it out.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. You already know that here in Aperture Science we’re all about gender affirming care. We’ve been at the forefront of hormone replacement therapy since before we knew what these hormones do. You also know that here in Aperture Science we’re all about not getting sued. So everyone be quiet about our role in the Estrogen Cola disaster.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. So far, we received 832 submissions to our Homophobia Remover design competition. Unfortunately, 829 had to be disqualified for being a schematic of a gun. Objectively hilarious, but not what we’re looking for. Wait, the lab boys just got another submission: and… it’s another gun. Keep at it, folks.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Using a set of genetically identical triplets and a molecular combinizer, we just proved scientifically that being bisexual isn’t the same as being half-straight and half-gay. Now we just need to figure out how to separate Craigstopher back into his component brothers.”