Here’s a little introduction you can call me simp or any other nickname. I am 18+. Pronouns are she/they.
this blog does contain nsfw stuff, if that makes you uncomfortable then 180 your ass and run away!
as the name of the blog suggests, I’m just here to simp, right now I'm obsessed over TKDB but this blog will eventually become a multi fandom blog when I pick up some other interests/revisit some of my old favorites.
I tag all my TKDB theories as a short simp’s thoughts, and when I'm just fangirling out I use lots of simping
Anyways good day/ night / whatever your time zone is, and enjoy my blog! <3
Awww thanks babe! 🌸 I'm hanging in there and trying to dig myself out of this depressive slump I'm in. Let's check on some more friends!
@veraberetta @genevathekitty @im-no-mechanic-but @timeslipcamp @promise-of-soup How are you guys doing? Drink some water if you haven't in a while for me! ♥️
I had a medical episode earlier unfortunately and have spent the next 11 hours in bed in and out of sleep but I think I’m pretty much okay by now. Just dizzy haha
Drinking water! 🫡
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Tokyo Debunker Spending Petition EA- 44, but all servers welcome. By signing this petition below, you are making a pact to refrain from sp
TL;DR: Kudos day glitched out, screwing over 14 servers and the support team wants to sweep it under the rug. Please sign this petition and consider joining our boycott so they take this seriously.
The long version:
Tokyo Debunker struggled with daylight savings. Among all of the glitches, players felt the worst of it during Kudos Day.
What is Kudos Day?
When GoC ends there is a day off before the next map starts. On this day guilds will compete to earn as many kudos as possible - if you place high enough, you get two starting towns / declarations. If you don’t hit a certain rank, you won’t get any towns on the map at all. There’s a handful of ways to earn kudos: fishing, wining in arena, beating galaxy express cases, and spending investigation tickets.
Okay, so what happened?
Kudos Day didn’t count. The details are messy, and I’ll get into it under the cut, but what matters is that the game didn’t properly register earned kudos. It either skipped the final hour or skipped an entire day. Hundreds of investigation tickets and diamonds were spent between arena, camping, and galaxy all with the intent of earning kudos and it didn’t count.
Our guild ranked top 3 in the final hour, but when the server rolled over? We weren’t even on the map. And we’re not alone in this. The affected servers are: 5, 7, 11, 15,16, 18, 19, 21, 22, 27, 35, 37, 41, and 44.
We’ve reached out to the devs. They told us they looked into it and didn’t see anything wrong. So we sent proof. They responded saying the game didn’t count the last hour (which is the most important part of the day, because players spend most of their tickets last minute to get an edge). They told us to let them know if it happened again and sent us on our way.
What’s the point of this post?
The game messed up and the team doesn’t care about fixing it. They’re not going to do anything unless it affects them financially. Inspired by Infinity Nikki’s girlcott, we’re hoping to make some noise, start a petition, and boycott spending real world currency on the game until they fix this. In a perfect world they’d update the map with correct standings, but realistically that won’t happen. We’re hoping for some kind of compensation - refunded diamonds and investigation tickets at the very least.
Please join us and spread the word. Let’s light a fire.
Screenshots under the cut.
Which is a load of bull. Here's what our rankings looked like at the end of the day:
I don't have a photo of the map day 1, but HzbnHotel and The Swamp had no towns. That's not right.
Support replied:
...Yeah, so about that. We were using tickets up until server refreshed, which was at 1 am EST. Rollover was buggy, though. Dailies didn't refresh until 2 am EST. If I'm understanding this correctly, they're saying we were using tickets from 1 -2 am, but that's not true.
Here are some reactions to the bugged map. Notice the time stamps:
Valentine's Day may be over but White Day is still ahead of us! Which means MORE Valentine's cards!!! This time Haku and Zenji!!!! (FINALLY a new Zenji card after. God the last card he got was Tanabata lmao. . . .)
I love the contrast of how sweet he looks in the warding card compared to the saucier, beckoning energy of the character card. . .very different points of the date night i assume
Be careful getting that knot in your mouth they're designed for tying you together--wait, wrong knot probably--
good thing zenji is a ghost or his suit would be stained and saturated. . .also I feel like this is the like. Sexiest Zenji's image has been? Like if he were wearing less. . .like he drew you a steamy, creamy bath y'know?
Character Card: Sweet Night(「溺れるほど甘い夜」 "A Night So Sweet You Could Drown In It" 'drown in' could also be 'get addicted to')
Skill: Romantica(「ロマンティカ」 "Romantica")
Fully Awakened Skill: Love From A Man Of The Quill(「天才作家の愛」 "Genius Writer's Love")
Warding Card: Sweet Missive(「甘いレター」 "Sweet Letter") (a missive is a written message, if you aren't familiar with the term)
New cosmic bonds too!! As usual, don't know which units or boosted stats, etc
Valentine Melody (「バレンタインに奏でる音色」 "The Timbre Played On Valentine's Day")
In The Sparkling Beat (「祝福のビートは煌めきの中で」 "Within The Celebration's Sparkling Beat")
Tea With Western Sweets (「今日の甘味は洋風で」 "Today's Sweets Are Western Style")
And that's it!! Next week is the new episode, so it'll probably be a longer post with the episode cards and the Dionysia ghouls' new cards! Really hoping I can actually rip their SR cards. . .I'm able to rip Ed and Lyca's so I'm hopeful the Dionysia ghouls' will be accessible too.
See you probably next week!!
Living with no regrets means having fun and throwing caution to the wind in the now--but that doesn't mean never thinking about the future! Banners rerun so if you miss a card you want now, you can wait for next time! Please gamble responsibly. You're not a failure as a fan or less loved by your favorite if you don't have every card or don't have them all maxed out
I hope that sometime this year I can practice Japanese more and get much better at it. In the meantime though it's still hard and I'm still worse at reading than a gradeschooler. Grain of salt!
HAVE AN AWESOME LUNAR NEW YEAR 🫵🏾 idk how i'd even find the original of that to link to so bear with the twitter link lol
Here are the stats! No clue if they're any good, I'm just happy to see them as always.
Valentine's Day may be over but White Day is still ahead of us! Which means MORE Valentine's cards!!! This time Haku and Zenji!!!! (FINALLY a new Zenji card after. God the last card he got was Tanabata lmao. . . .)
I love the contrast of how sweet he looks in the warding card compared to the saucier, beckoning energy of the character card. . .very different points of the date night i assume
Be careful getting that knot in your mouth they're designed for tying you together--wait, wrong knot probably--
good thing zenji is a ghost or his suit would be stained and saturated. . .also I feel like this is the like. Sexiest Zenji's image has been? Like if he were wearing less. . .like he drew you a steamy, creamy bath y'know?
Character Card: Sweet Night(「溺れるほど甘い夜」 "A Night So Sweet You Could Drown In It" 'drown in' could also be 'get addicted to')
Skill: Romantica(「ロマンティカ」 "Romantica")
Fully Awakened Skill: Love From A Man Of The Quill(「天才作家の愛」 "Genius Writer's Love")
Warding Card: Sweet Missive(「甘いレター」 "Sweet Letter") (a missive is a written message, if you aren't familiar with the term)
New cosmic bonds too!! As usual, don't know which units or boosted stats, etc
Valentine Melody (「バレンタインに奏でる音色」 "The Timbre Played On Valentine's Day")
In The Sparkling Beat (「祝福のビートは煌めきの中で」 "Within The Celebration's Sparkling Beat")
Tea With Western Sweets (「今日の甘味は洋風で」 "Today's Sweets Are Western Style")
And that's it!! Next week is the new episode, so it'll probably be a longer post with the episode cards and the Dionysia ghouls' new cards! Really hoping I can actually rip their SR cards. . .I'm able to rip Ed and Lyca's so I'm hopeful the Dionysia ghouls' will be accessible too.
See you probably next week!!
Living with no regrets means having fun and throwing caution to the wind in the now--but that doesn't mean never thinking about the future! Banners rerun so if you miss a card you want now, you can wait for next time! Please gamble responsibly. You're not a failure as a fan or less loved by your favorite if you don't have every card or don't have them all maxed out
I hope that sometime this year I can practice Japanese more and get much better at it. In the meantime though it's still hard and I'm still worse at reading than a gradeschooler. Grain of salt!
HAVE AN AWESOME LUNAR NEW YEAR 🫵🏾 idk how i'd even find the original of that to link to so bear with the twitter link lol
Here are the stats! No clue if they're any good, I'm just happy to see them as always.
i believe there might be an in-game explanation for this. Spoilers for season 2 Tokyo debunker
So dionysaia was disbanded last year, and obscuary was started last year, so it's possible dionysaia was ended then obscuary was started, and we know Moby is the advisor for obscuary, so his lazy ass probably stole dionysaia‘s color scheme
sunrise Enzo thoughts that I’m having instead of sleeping..
where will his scars be? we already know he punishes himself, so I’m thinking anywhere he could easily reach, arms, chest, legs, as for the face, I’m only seeing maybe 1-3 scars there. (probably done to him by someone else) maybe a missing eye if he’s fucked up badly enough (maybe he blames himself 4 zenji’s death???? Unlikely)
as for scars on harder to reach places, such as his back, I kind of hope there won’t be anything there, because his character would be more interesting if he didn’t grow up in a cult or bad family that condones corporal punishment and instead learned this himself.
Disclaimer, I don’t speak German, I used Google Translate for this. hopeful I transcribed the song correctly. Anyways I'm going to leave the untranslated lyrics at the bottom of the post!
Black waves rise
High shadows dance
Flickering lights dart through the night
A circling, a whispering, an empty longing, time blurs in endless power
A heartbeat throbs
A muffled scream A kaleidoscope of colors breaks apart
We glide, we fall, no ground to be seen, a whisper that says let yourself go, lost in the dream, the world blurred, every step in a circle, where have we come from?
The stars sing strange songs, everything spins faster and faster, a last breath, a sigh fades away, the boundaries blur, no path remains
The darkness embraces me like a friend, a last dance in the chaos that never ends
untranslated song
Schwarze wellen steigen
Hoch schatten tanzen
Flimmernde lichter zucken durch die nacht
Ein kreisen, ein flüstern, ein leeres verlangen die zeit verschwimmt in endloser macht
Ein herzschlag pocht
Ein dumpfer schrei kaleidoskop aus farben bricht entzwei
Wir gleiten, wir fallen, kein boden zu sehen ein flüstern das sagt lass dich gehen Verloren im traum die welt verschwommen Jeder schritt im kreis Wohin gekommen
Die sterne singen Seltsame lieder Alles drech sich schneller immer wieder Ein letzter hauch ein atrmzug vergeht Die grenzen verwischen kein weg der steht
Die dunkelheit umarmt mich wie ein freund Ein letzter tanz im chaos das nie vergeht
So in Japan it's basically considered explicit to have
Exposed nipples of any kind
Body hair, but especially happy trails
Hence why you don't see them exposed in pretty much any Japanese game or media that isn't outright explicit or pornographic(and in the latter case you often don't see it anyway, probably because Japanese people don't often have much anyway and because it's just not really considered attractive or clean) and probably won't for a long time.
Are they also ghouls? That seems unlikely as the mission would have been handled before Darkwick got to it. If they all had an abnormal absence of nipples why wouldn't the makeup artist put nipples on them to make them fit for television? 🫵🏾
ummm, got to double down they are the missing 4th year ghouls or ghouls that graduated a while ago
As for why they failed… idk maybe they got bad powers like leo?
And as for why they didn't get fake nipples… the tv crew seemed to be pretty liberal, like when you chose to tell the film crew that Rui has tattoos they don’t seem to care all that much…?
So in Japan it's basically considered explicit to have
Exposed nipples of any kind
Body hair, but especially happy trails
Hence why you don't see them exposed in pretty much any Japanese game or media that isn't outright explicit or pornographic(and in the latter case you often don't see it anyway, probably because Japanese people don't often have much anyway and because it's just not really considered attractive or clean) and probably won't for a long time.
i have a theory, a theory involving the nature of tkdb
this series of posts will fully change your view of the game, and you will never be able to see if the same again. Keep reading at your own risk, know that if you get this information, zzg might hunt you down, tank your gacha luck, or even make it where you are always 5 seconds late to fish.
Someone, whose pulling the strings behind TKDB, has a foot fetish
WHY ARE THEIR DOGS OUT????
And before you argue, oh they are in a bathhouse, you can’t expect the characters to cover their feet!!! Look at Rui!!!
And now we get to the wrost of it, they only made this sweet boy to peddle their disgusting agenda!!!
This man!! Beloved zenji, he's never wearing socks or full shoes, he's always bare foot!!!!
This is only the warding cards, I will look through the characters cards and the story comics to truly see how deep this goes
Because I chose to pull the wool off all of your eyes, zzg has broken into my innermost circle and has convinced my closest confidants that I am into feet….
…Alan don’t lower yourself for Leo your WAY too good for him.
And here we have once again Alan and Leo. I think the one with the glasses is supposed to be Jiro and the one in the left hand corner is supposed to be Luca but he’s been white washed.