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[ashtherese07]

I feel like while, yes, counting things is a big thing for vampires, Owen is just different. Like he loved counting when he was a human and then turned and now REALLY LOVES IT.

And the others side eye him bc he’s constantly counting and they’re just like “you good, Owen? You’ve recounted how many blood bottles we have at least the times”.

I need to draw this

[werewolfclaws]

i feel like this is a dying art called 'being a good human being' anybody else agree. anybody

[lovebug592]

me and @ashtherese07 fr

i get obsessed with a different rarepair on a weekly basis and it’s great

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

[sam-not-sammie]

Do I understand the importance of child safety locks on medication caps? Yes.

Is it also a unique kinda fucked that the cap on my arthritis medication is VERY difficult to open? Also yes.

[ashtherese07]

Dude this is the worst, my aunt had to give me her old pill bottle that I could actually open

[tam-is-damned-deactivated202601]

you might have been on this earth for _____ amount of time as a disabled person but you will never know yourself better than a middle age person trying to cure your disabilities

[ashtherese07]

I just walked up to my sister and said “I need you to listen to me very carefully. I am currently surviving on 1 ibuprofen 1 Tylenol, the spite to be more educated than my dad, and the spite to not kill myself before my dad does. Do not speak to me”

She handed me a popsicle

[ashtherese07]

Odyxdio fanart I just finished after learning about the ship

[ashtherese07]

Readers may ask, are you really using Chuuya being self conscious about not having bottom surgery as a transition into sex, and to that I say, yes fuck you

[ashtherese07]

Planning on making these characters into a webcomic or something in that area, trying to see what people think. Their names are Elijah (in the blue) and Cyrus (in the red).

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Yea so Ody is finally home and he’s with his wife and son. It’s all cool and fun. But hold on. Can you imagine how HORRIFYING Odysseus and his family must be to other Royals now?

Here is a king that fought monsters, witches, slaughtered most of the male Nobles in his kingdom. FOUGHT POSEIDON AND MADE HIM BEG FOR MERCY!

And worst of all, he is crazy smart. So negotiating or trying to make deals with Odysseus must be the most horrifying thing in existence at the time. You can’t threaten him, you can’t negotiate a better position than him, you can only just sit there and smile as you pray you don’t accidentally offend him.

Oh and that’s not all, If Penelope also dislikes you, you’re f***ed. Because Odysseus fought a war for 10 years over an oath. Imagine what he would do if someone tried something with his wife… OH WAIT, we don’t have to. He SLAUGHTERED them! And she might not even need him to.

She is from Sparta and by Odysseus own words JUST AS SMART AS HIM. The main reason she didn’t go out and fight those nobles/kick them out is because of the laws of hospitality (which are enforced by Zeus). But with her god piercer husband, she doesn’t need to be so polite anymore. And she held the kingdom together for 20 years! She knows how to handle business. So yea, don’t mess with her either.

And his kid? He’s a warrior of the mind now! Who has the favor of ATHENA! WHO in a very short time learned how to fight. Going from losing a fist fight, to fighting dozens of men who only overwhelmed him because he got TIRED of kicking their asses! He has ATHENA on his side as his best friend. Dont even try

Point is The Ithaca royal family is a f***ing nightmare to deal with now.

[mihaeco]

how athena everybody feels listening to telemachus in "we'll be fine"

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[prodomius]

[phantasymistart]

[THE WRAITH]

[ashtherese07]

This has to be the most beautiful Inej art I’ve ever seen

[ashtherese07]

When you've never had a serious relationship before and they start hitting you with the dirty talk. I had to take several breaths before texting back lmao