the sun will set for you

:P

[lakevida]

I was born in 2003 is that normal

literally no

[lakevida]

fourteen year olds found this post and there is a physical weight bound to the knowledge that ive been on tumblr longer than theyve been on the planet earth

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

[depsidase]

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[pinnipetal]

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

[dualcasterjay]

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[depsidase]

[ltwharfy]

So, I recently signed up to be a volunteer photographer at a local park that I love. They emailed me a list of upcoming park events in case I wanted to attend any to take photos. The first event on the list is a birthday party for a horse.

Tina Belcher would be so jealous of me for having that opportunity.

[ltwharfy]

So I did this today. I can officially accurately describe myself as a "horse birthday party photographer", which is 100% a job Tina would give someone in one of her stories.

[anxeious]

[dogtoenail]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

realistic coworker conversation

[ashughlee]

woke up wanting crab rangoons

[depsidase]

[rederiswrites]

History will remember you today, Minnesota. Well done.

[leebrontide]

IN NEGATIVE TWENTY DEGREES!!!!!

Please spread this around. Don't let ANYONE lie and say my community is anything but ASTONISHINGLY UNITED in rejection of ICE's behavior. This crosses generations, race lines, party lines, class lines. THAT is how bad ICE is. THAT is how bad we want them gone.

THAT is how loudly we are DEMANDING they leave!

Do you understand what a crowd like this means in a small city like Minneapolis??? In weather that hurts to breathe???

Can you imagine what that takes?

[oneheadtoanother]

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

life and death and love and birth and peace and love on the planet earth

[for-the-sake-of-fuck]

[toolusingmammalgirl]

The best part of this is that "virgin Molotov Cocktail" would itself be a great nickname for a jar of piss

[a-sentient-cup]