whoops

I apologize in advance for flooding your dash.

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[toca144]

Giv news

[maiskinny]

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

[st0nedsk1nnygrl]

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

[becoming-a-flame]

pls

[notjoyfulanymore]

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

[airm0ld]

plz bagel plssss 🙏

[fiftyshadesofthinspi]

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

[kissmycoldlips]

Bagel, pls

[cari-cry]

bagel please i need this thank you

[eduards-stuff]

And this kids is how you start a cult

[mind-of-the-gremlin]

I don’t normally participate in these kinds of posts buuut I’m desperately trying to convince my folks to let me get a chinchilla so I’m gonna give this one a shot even if I typiodont believe in these things.

[ruiner-of-days]

Gotta see if this actually works or not, wish me luck!

[ihavea-natural-curiosity]

I need to try

[siriusblackinskirts-deactivated]

please this is like the third time

[maybe-matilda-deactivated202307]

pls bagel 🙏

[yugirimistwalker]

roses are red

violets are blue

[slightmood]

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

[valtsv]

"normal guy in an really weird place just chilling" and "weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell" are both extremely funny concepts to me

[valtsv]

this is peak comedy to me

[phantomrose96]

Wife Swap

[irisbythegoogoodolls]

too much media that depicts bi characters as sexy chads. we need more representation of cringe fail bisexual losers in media

[lairofthelady]

[9090432-deactivated20140709]

[wurstcunt]

I have had this qued for a year.

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[blinkyxx]

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[blinkyxx]

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE

[9090432-deactivated20140709]

[wurstcunt]

I have had this qued for a year.

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[blinkyxx]

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE

[silverhawk]

the fact that moray eels have a pharyngeal jaw that they can just…..move from the back of their throat is pretty fucking awesome but also terrifying. moray eels are filed under “sea creatures who i respect from a distance and that distance being on land from behind my computer screen”

[silverhawk]

crab: ah fuck im in a bit of a conundrum, maybe if i wiggle i can-

moray eels pharyngeal jaw: no

[mahouwl]

#when the jaws open wide and theres more jaws in side thats a moray via @frogbong

[graceking]

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

[heavyweightheart]

given the facts that 81% of 10 yr-old girls are afraid of becoming fat and young girls report being more afraid of becoming fat than of getting cancer or experiencing nuclear war, i think we can abandon the idea that public anti-obesity campaigns are actually about promoting health

[autisticadvocacy]

You Can’t “Culturally Appropriate” a Weighted Blanket From Autistic People

No, I’m not mad about your Christmas present.

“Nondisabled people using amenities originally designed for disabled people does nothing but improve our lives”

[hunterinabrowncoat]

I feel like it shouldn’t be a hard one to figure out, but apparently it is:

If an resource designed to cater to disability is limited, then don’t use it if you’re not disabled - like the limited number of disabled parking spaces or disabled toilets; if you use one, then someone who needs that resource won’t have access.

But if a resource is not limited, then more use will encourage more production. So use it! Buy it! Gluten free food became cheaper and more widely available after it became a fad diet, and now it’s easier for coeliacs to buy the food they need. Stim toys like fidget cubes became widely available and common use when they became a fad.

The less niche something is and the more commonly used something is, the easier it will become to obtain.

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

Hennyways cis gay and bi men need to form solidarity with trans men, namely trans mlm. Support us and help us feel safe in our own spaces. Call out transphobia and make it clear that it’s not welcome, like I need y’all to actually put in work.

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

Frankly I am not surprised at all that it’s mainly other trans men and wlw reblogging the post but like goddamn not even a sliver of effort huh.

[doodadeals]

“im learning another language” can only mean two things:

I have been studying this language for over a decade please forgive any mispronunciation im still learning

i have a 2 day streak in duolingo and IM REALLY FEELING IT THIS TIME

[unclefather]

[salty-red-mage]