Old Deuteronomy

I wish somebody would help me down from this tyre. I'm getting a cramp. a whitmerule RP blog

[mantisliberationfront]

I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

[prismatic-bell]

OP there is an entire Broadway musical explaining why you don’t want that

[bbcwhereareyou]

There’s a Broadway musical about them, too.

[cipheramnesia]

There’s gotta be a better way to learn about things than Broadway musicals.

[ask-deuteronomy]

For the record, I am in no sense ambulatory, though I confess to being on a mission to smother the world in my offspring.

I am also a certified traffic hazard, if it helps.

[writing-prompt-s]

Your friend always said “I’ll rest when I’m dead,” so much that it became his catchphrase. He says it again today when he came into work, going about his daily routine. This normally wouldn’t be concerning, if not for the fact that you attended his funeral two weeks ago.

[ask-deuteronomy]

... Munkustrap. We sent you to the Heavyside Layer so you could take a break. I'm sure somebody else can manage to... what's that you're doing? ... to take inventory of Jenny's third medicine cupboard.

[junkyard-gifs]

Stanley Allyn Owen and Ian Lazkowski, Oasis / RCCL cast 5, early 2017.

[ask-deuteronomy]

Now, kittens, you mustn’t laugh at him. He’s trying to do a dignity.

[aqua-rp-blog]

What if it’s really funny though?

Anyway, Tugger’s the one cracking me up, not Munkustrap

[ask-deuteronomy]

Exceptions may always be made in the case of it being really funny. 😌

[thekwikemart]

[moooved-deactivated20240614]

what the fuck

[ask-deuteronomy]

“Busy” in the luggage van, @rosedosed. With Munkustrap, I believe. 😌

Care for some catnip?

[rosedosed]

OLD DEUTERONOMY I WOULD LOVE TO DO CAT WEED WITH YOU

[umbralundertaker]

[memewhore]

[runcibility]

That cat is absolutely an orphan-generating coal baron. The mustache and top-hat are there in spirit, if not actually.

[incisorexcisor]

[incisorexcisor]

[junkyard-gifs]

So, I slept badly last night. And my dreams in the last few hours were haunted by a single lyric, dancing around the edges of my consciousness through drowsing or sleeping:

Bustopher Jones wears tight, BUSTOPHERJONESWEARSTIGHTBus to pher Jones wears tight

...

Pants.

If I have to be haunted by this, so do you.

[amethyst-labyrinth]

Not Bustopher Jones, but I once read a fic where Old D tried on tight pants and couldn’t get them off.

[ask-deuteronomy]

That's why I wear the robe. It's full of secrets.

[funnytwittertweets]

[ask-deuteronomy]

This is actually true.

[ask-deuteronomy]

Hello hello! How are you today?

Gloriously blocking traffic. 😌 And yourself, dear anon?

[thunderwhenhepurrs]

I finished Alonzo!

Who is the next Jellicle Bean I should make?

[tumblecutus]

Tumblebean!

[pouncifail]

Carbeanety!

[a-terrible-muddle]

Mistoffelbeans!

[ask-deuteronomy]

Old Porridge. 😌

[peterpandiedtoday]

lighter thought that occurred, old deut and griz both got back troubles and both get hit by it on the same evening

[ask-deuteronomy]

[munkthehunk]

Cats Bracket Game: Quarterfinals!

Mistoffelees vs Old Deuteronomy

How to Vote:

I would prefer all votes to be replies so that everyone gets one vote. HOWEVER if your cats blog is a side blog and you don’t want to reply with your main to vote, you can reblog and just put the name in the reblog. PLEASE DON’T VOTE IN THE TAGS. I won’t be checking them. If you want your vote to count reply or reblog with the name IN THE REBLOG! Feel free to reblog to boost!

This is just for fun! I love literally all of the cast and I just thought it would be fun to pit them against each other and see who wins 😅Also please note I will be basing all of this off of the 1998 cast, so bear that in mind if it changes who you might vote for!! To give everyone time to boost the game and get votes in I’m gonna give this round one full week. By midnight EST next Friday (the 25th) I’ll post the results and put the next round up!

Also! There will be a game for the women to follow!

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

*looks at blog*

Yeah. That one.

[ask-deuteronomy]

🥺

[everythingfox]

Cat has its own designated lounging space

(via)

[ask-deuteronomy]

My progeny prospers and thrives. 😌

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

After a night with @incurably-given-to-roam

[incurably-given-to-roam]

S-shut it!!! 😳😳😳

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

Many kisses from the sweet boye

[a-terrible-muddle]

Awww, he likes kisses. 😘

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

Note: I am open to kisses from almost anyone

[ask-jellylorum]

.... I feel like we've been through this before.

[ask-deuteronomy]

Fortunately I have a poor memory. 😚

[incurably-given-to-roam]

Jerrie, did you steal my socks? 😒

😇😇

[ask-deuteronomy]

I know this and I love you.

[acurious-cat]

(from here)

*Looks at everyone, then back to Misto*

Fuck them, I want a skittles shot! Damn need one after hearing all of that...

@incurably-given-to-roam@thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp@corico-cutie@ask-deuteronomy@the-new-slinky-cat@a-cat-philosopher

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

*mumbles* Damn Alonzo telling me what to do...

Alright alright imma do it! *shakily gets up.*

[ask-deuteronomy]

*commiserating* Tottery legs, my boy?

[munkthehunk]

Wait, no, don't look at those! They're private!! *makes a grab for the phone, looking desperate*

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

Mmmm... There's norra lorra me. I fill up fast. Okay... Okay no wait... I got this... *goes to put a shot glass down then gives it a few taps. As he taps the side a line of shot glasses appears.*

Ah yes okay!

[incurably-given-to-roam]

*Jerrie jumps away, giggling*

Ah ah ah!! Not a chance! Let me see here.... Oh! Ay you lot, listen ta this! "Mungojerrie is very intoxicated and offered to KISS ME!" "You could take him up on his offer. It doesn't have to mean anything sweetie. Just a drunken kiss."

*He doubles over laughing*

[munkthehunk]

*blushes furiously and marches over to watch the magic, trying to ignore Jerrie*

Please make the shots, I need to be much more intoxicated than I already am! Not to... This is very impressive, by the way, the magic while intoxicated...

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

As long as there's no fire this time-

I mean thanks! An Jerrie gets no shots for being mean!

[incurably-given-to-roam]

WAT?! NO! WHY?

*Jerrie rushes over and shoves Munks phone into his paws*

Here! Take it! I want a magic shot!!

[ask-deuteronomy]

*settles down into a comfortable loaf perched on the balcony rail, watching them all complacently*

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

Fine. Alright...

*Mixes clear drinks in a shaker.*

Alright watch this shit now....

*starts pouring them. As he moves the pour down the line of glasses the drink changes colour in each shot glass. Taste the rainbow.*

[munkthehunk]

Everyone can, Plato! I believe there's enough for us all...

To the boys night!

[the-new-slinky-cat]

To the boys! 

[Alonzo and Plato clink their containers in a toast. They’ve stopped kissing for a bit, but they’re still cuddling and grooming fur and whatnot.]

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

TUGGER! COME GET YA JUICE!

[acurious-cat]

*comes up to hug Misto from behind, leaning over to take his shot*

DAMN BABE this is so good!!

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

*leans back against Tugger.* mmmscomfy.

Damn Jer you-you good there?

[incurably-given-to-roam]

Yyyyyyeah... mmhmm! Ssssgood. Good shot.

*Giggles and reaches for the near empty wine bottle*

[ask-deuteronomy]

*snoring quietly on the balcony rail*

[acurious-cat]

(from here)

*Looks at everyone, then back to Misto*

Fuck them, I want a skittles shot! Damn need one after hearing all of that...

@incurably-given-to-roam@thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp@corico-cutie@ask-deuteronomy@the-new-slinky-cat@a-cat-philosopher

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

*mumbles* Damn Alonzo telling me what to do...

Alright alright imma do it! *shakily gets up.*

[ask-deuteronomy]

*commiserating* Tottery legs, my boy?

[munkthehunk]

Wait, no, don't look at those! They're private!! *makes a grab for the phone, looking desperate*

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

Mmmm... There's norra lorra me. I fill up fast. Okay... Okay no wait... I got this... *goes to put a shot glass down then gives it a few taps. As he taps the side a line of shot glasses appears.*

Ah yes okay!

[incurably-given-to-roam]

*Jerrie jumps away, giggling*

Ah ah ah!! Not a chance! Let me see here.... Oh! Ay you lot, listen ta this! "Mungojerrie is very intoxicated and offered to KISS ME!" "You could take him up on his offer. It doesn't have to mean anything sweetie. Just a drunken kiss."

*He doubles over laughing*

[munkthehunk]

*blushes furiously and marches over to watch the magic, trying to ignore Jerrie*

Please make the shots, I need to be much more intoxicated than I already am! Not to... This is very impressive, by the way, the magic while intoxicated...

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

As long as there's no fire this time-

I mean thanks! An Jerrie gets no shots for being mean!

[incurably-given-to-roam]

WAT?! NO! WHY?

*Jerrie rushes over and shoves Munks phone into his paws*

Here! Take it! I want a magic shot!!

[ask-deuteronomy]

*settles down into a comfortable loaf perched on the balcony rail, watching them all complacently*

[acurious-cat]

(from here)

*Looks at everyone, then back to Misto*

Fuck them, I want a skittles shot! Damn need one after hearing all of that...

@incurably-given-to-roam@thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp@corico-cutie@ask-deuteronomy@the-new-slinky-cat@a-cat-philosopher

[thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp]

*mumbles* Damn Alonzo telling me what to do...

Alright alright imma do it! *shakily gets up.*

[ask-deuteronomy]

*commiserating* Tottery legs, my boy?