Frenzy of the Serious Foundation

My name's Frenzy. I'm a higher-up of the Serious Foundation who used to infilrate Rainbow Factories, and used a five-iron as my main weapon. I'm now working a desk job, and I gotta tell ya... It's great. Just wish I didn't have to be a certain someone's handler.

[ask-frenzy]

No, seriously, it is! Ask her if you don't believe me!

-Frenzy

[askseriousrainbow]

Frenzy: I just haven’t updated in forever because I really haven’t gotten any questions since I cleared my inb- Serious: WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE?!

-SR

[ask-frenzy]

Relevant.

-Frenzy

[ask-frenzy]

Damnit, damnit, damnit!

Yes, I've been paying attention to what's been happening with the slut. Reese is pulling me out of the Rainbow Factory I'm currently positioned at to help her and the other two. Which is fine, there's only one glaring problem there: the manager. Think I'll hint something when we meet up after this mess is done. Something tells me that Scootaloo-9023372 doesn't know all our tricks.

I've changed my blog's name to reflect these changes, and I've cleared the inbox. And will try to update more, of course.

-Frenzy

[ask-frenzy]

I think you know the one.

-Frenzy.

[ask-frenzy]

Not to sound nosy or anything, but why does the Serious Foundation even need to watch over the Rainbow Factory universe? last I checked no one there had enough common sense to actually weaponize the spectra they create

Simple: One pony is planning something big at this factory. I've been actually commanded to protect the Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo here...

...why is beyond me, but whatever. Goddamned Rainbow Dashes... hate every last one.

-Frenzy

[ask-frenzy]

I guess everyone has their own prefered weapon here. <sighs> I dunno.

-Frenzy

[ask-frenzy]

...yeah... I've tried. 20 years of Factory work's been a bit... grating. Hopefully, this'll be my last one.

-Frenzy

(PSST: Ask me about a certain Subberubbious Fubboundubbatubbion when I get home. I can't risk blowing my cover, guys. Why do you think I only mentioned it in my internal monologue. :P)

[ask-frenzy]

I may be paranoid though.

-Frenzy

[ask-frenzy]

It's nice to see that... this Factory's the best managed I've seen yet.

[ask-frenzy]

Yeah, so. Ask me stuff.

-Frenzy