Ask Hellsing's Countess

"Don't underestimate humanity, you freaks! Come on! Let's have it!" Sir Integra's ask blog.

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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

[ask-sir-integra]

I imagine alucard speaks many languages given his childhood and tenure in world war 2. Has he taught you any?

He has not, but I know a few languages myself.

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What would you do if alucard came home from a mission wearing a traffic cone and he said “my beloved master….i drank the blood of some people, but those people were on drugs…and now I’m a Wiiiizard!” With a big stupid grin on his face? Would you shoot him? I would probably

I thinn I'd be disappointed..

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Do you feel like you have social deficits? Maybe less common ones? What about Alucard? Does he have social deficits?

What an odd question...but...mm...Walter used to tell me I did

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You could be a super model and show off hair products and makeup products. You have the looks.

Thank you, dearest.

However, I much prefer the work I do here at Hellsing~

[brainsanalysis-deactivated20210]

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

[askenricomaxwell]

*Repeatedly smacks you on the head with a frying pan to check if you’re awake*

I am alive, awake, and well.

[ask-sir-integra]

Hit again & harder

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Where did your cross thingy near your throat come from? Is it a family heirloom? Or maybe a cross you had as a little girl?

Does it mean something to you?

My Ascot pin..? I've had it for a while. I got it after Father passed...I had my own before, but I stopped wearing it once I was given Father's by Sir Penwood....

It means so so much to me. I don't know what I'd do if I lost it..

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Please, please, please start streaming! I would love to watch Integra stream, it would be peak!

I intend to, however I keep redoing the model before I finish it. Hopefully I finish soon

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Sir Integra

What did you do for Christmas

A lot of puking actually. Christmas reminds me of father to a sickening sense.

[alucard-ask]

*It was 2:31 pm, everyone was asleep in the Hellsing Manor…expect for my stupid ass. Walks down in the basement, with a weighted blanket over my shoulders, with a pillow. Sees dad’s coffin he’s sleeping in, and sleeps next to the coffin on the floor…*

*cracks his eyes open, even in the coffin he could tell someone else was down here. The coffin door slides open, he pokes his head out of it. Looking down." Why are you on the floor?

[ask-sir-integra]

Pardon?

[ask-sir-integra]

If I made Hellsing Vtuber content, would you want to see that?

Ask box is still open!!

[ask-sir-integra]

Hello Sir Integra!

How do you feel about Anderson?

An irritation at the least, and a genuine problem at the most. Anderson pisses me off more often than he doesn't but can prove useful in situations.

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If you and Alucard are a couple now, will you ever have a child together?

It's not likely. I am not suited to bear children. Too unstable.

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Reminder to everyone that I'm wanking on Alucard's penis all night, sorry to all of his children. I'm fucking your dad <3~

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When you call alucard while he’s on mission does he answer “yes my beloved?” ? And then do you immediately start yelling at him?

I often tell him to stay focused and leave the flowery talk for when we're alone

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Would you ever consider hiring another form of supernatural creature other than vampires? I'm sure you could control most of them rather easily, especially considering you are… you.

Not really. Vampires are the easiest to control and they prove most effective against other vampires as they know their own weaknesses