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Welcome. Welcome to Tumblr.
You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining social networking websites. I thought so much of Tumblr that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I have been proud to call Tumblr my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to Tumblr. It’s safer here.
“Don’t like❤️ any gifsets, they put something in them, to make you queue up. I don’t even remember my last 40 posts.”
…They’re always reblogging but they never post… and the ones that do post…they never reply… you never see them follow… they’re always liking… no one ever queues but they’re always… they’re always reblogging but they never post…
Hey, reblog this post.
ˢᵒᴼᵒᴸᴬᵀ ʸʸʸʸʸʸᴮ! ᴴᴴʰᴴʰᴴᴴᴬᴬᴬᴬ! ᴳⁿᴺᴺᴺᴵᴺᴱᴾᴾᴬᴴ ᴱᴮ ᵀᴺᴬᵃᴬᶜ ˢᴵⁱⁱⁱᴴᵀ!!!!
How did you manage to defeat the U.S. Military, considering all their funding?
Better funding
looks like someone doesn't know about the true absolute endless multiverse.
We are Literally from another plane of existence.
My hungry ass couldn't work loading the headcrab artillery canisters 😂
the combine soldier at nova prospekt violently surgically augmenting me into a transhuman servitor: What do you mean? What do you mean by that?
hi op, im back
Aperture is almost exactly like HYDRA and I can't explain my thought process on that.
What are you talking about? We are not HYDRA. We care about our employees and Test Subjects' worth!
You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about you living OSHA Violation!
You're one to talk. You work at Black Mesa which, need I remind you, caused an inter-dimensional rift in the fabric of reality? If anything Black Mess is more like HYDRA than we ever could be.
Is that seriously the best thing you could use against us? You use that example so many times that it's become a joke here.
That doesn't matter. What matters is that you know that we are NOT HYDRA, you guys are.
Give me one good example, other than the Resonance Cascade incident, how we are HYDRA and not you guys.
You are HYDRA because all you care about is world domination.
The lies you tell yourselves- we don't care about world domination!
We care about making scientific discoveries while you guys are the ones hell-bent on world domination and using humans, living beings, as guinea pigs for whatever scientific endeavor you brainwash yourselves into believing. You guys, cannot win. You cannot be the good guys for as long as you treat humans as things that can be expendable!
Now get on with your lives while you still can.
Awwwwww. How cute. You're trying to threaten us? Heh, who knew that sweet, kind Gordon Jeremy Freeman could attempt to threaten.
I'm not threatening, I'm promising. Don't misconstrue what I say.
Alright alright. We get it. You're big and scary and we should cower in fear. Is that all or is there anything else?
That's it, for now.
Alrighty! Bye-bye!
Don't you have a facility run by a megalomaniacal, omnicient, unidirectional robot that used to be a normal person?
GLaDOS is an entity of Her own. She was never anything before. Now, if you are referring to Caroline, the late CEO of Us, then yes. Yes We do.
What do you mean entity of her own? You made her didn't you? Take responsibility for your creation.
Not before you leave this place. You go, then we'll do something about Her.
Then goidbye
*runs off*
If I join civil protection may I have permission to fuck aliens Yknow like not to reproduce or anything its science purposes so please ponder for one extra time for science and not as a ploy to unnedingly take up government resources ok good luck deciphering
You are very bad at lying.
I have a question: Why did it take you so long to conquer Earth?
It wasn't even a day. The Union is of unimaginable might.
Hi
Is there anyway for me to watch archives of previous Breencasts? I’ve missed a few, and I’ve heard there’s jugglers sometimes!
Ask one of our lovely civil workers to help you out. They can open up certain terminals.
Hey, Hey, There Are Things To Do!
Yeah the quarantine zone team hasn't finished their asset reaquisition
I get transferred to City 17 in two days, what should I expect?
Only the best rations around. And constant surveillance for your safety.
Fuck that shit. You ain't worried bout their safety. Only their compliance.
We are sending a sterilization squad right now to your facility.
Again, I have no idea what you're talking bout. I just run an office building. Not a facility.
Anyways, you are getting a payload of parasitics
I get transferred to City 17 in two days, what should I expect?
Only the best rations around. And constant surveillance for your safety.
Fuck that shit. You ain't worried bout their safety. Only their compliance.
We are sending a sterilization squad right now to your facility.
I get transferred to City 17 in two days, what should I expect?
Only the best rations around. And constant surveillance for your safety.
