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[askchammy]

Ashy Chronicles: Minecraftia Madness

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MY FRIENDS, IT IS TIME.

[kirbyepicyarn134]

i can be your angel or devil flower or something

[puccafangirl]

Reclusa is actually one of the best Mario & Luigi villains in the whole series but y'all ain't ready to have that conversation.

[pianokantzart]

Not enough of us talk about the fact that one of Reclusa's many powers is the ability read memories and figure out people's greatest desires.

I feel like there's a lot of fanfic potential there.

[lalaland-ruler]

not enough people talk about Reclusa

like he’s an awesome villain, entertaining as hell, he’s the only villain from the series that can compete with Fawful and Dimentio for best villain, amazing design

so why do so little people talk about him? He’s a god, created a terrifying mind labyrinth, and he screams like crazy

yet I see so little art or fan stuff about him at all

why don’t people talk about him reeeeeee

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard

[sugabun-arts]

Finally played KinitoPet yesterday and noticed some similarities with another simulated buddy

[pvzcomicarchives]

Happy birthday pvz

What do you mean it's been 17 years?

[pvzcomicarchives]

How did pokopia of all things teach me that duckweeds are actual plants and not just the name of a silly pvz plush character

[pvzcomicarchives]

DUDE THAT'S HEAD ZOMBIE WHAT ARE YA DOING HERE???

(If you guys know about pvz plush)

[pvzcomicarchives]

How Would Zomboss Feel about Having an Second Assistant besides than Stubbins?

Because I Feel like His Partner would be the Karen to their Plankton, in Case for My Version of that Interpretation.

I have the perfect second assistant for him

Okay so i watch pvz plush (the luigifan00001 one) and zomboss has a purple zombie assistant named "head zombie." I joked about him in one of my posts but yeah

[pvzcomicarchives]

Zomboss's finest

[pvzcomicarchives]

How Would Zomboss Feel about Having an Second Assistant besides than Stubbins?

Because I Feel like His Partner would be the Karen to their Plankton, in Case for My Version of that Interpretation.

I have the perfect second assistant for him

Okay so i watch pvz plush (the luigifan00001 one) and zomboss has a purple zombie assistant named "head zombie." I joked about him in one of my posts but yeah

[armyamber]

Today is Friday.

[najemniczkas]

Sooo… I dunno, I kind of like this but I feel like I need more practise… But hey! Didn’t take me too long to finish it :D

(Please, do not repost. Reblog instead.)

[superpsyguy-deactivated20140924]

In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!

In other words…

There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!

[to-deactivate-deactivated201912]

[chefpyro]

Hold it!

Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary both define a “selfie” as a photo of someone, taken by themselves. Usually from arm length, or through a mirror. So even if Kirby did ask someone else to take the picture for him…

It still wouldn’t count as a selfie!

[alskylark]

You are ignoring the fact that most cameras have a fancy option to use a timer that takes the picture when the taker activates it.

Kirby could’ve perfectly used this option to take the picture, which even in your urban dictionary definition would still count as a selfie.

Since,

HE STILL MADE IT HIMSELF!!

[dionysianmirth]

why is it that whenever the phoenix wright fandom hijacks a post its always over something trivial and never anything serious like a murder case

[spikesspiegel-remade-deactivate]

oH IM SORRY LET ME GO MURDER SOMEONE SO WE CAN HAVE A MURDER CASE

[adambrownslefttesticle-blog-dea]

(original video link here)

this is world cosplay summit team mexico for this year (and i believe this is their qualifying entry? correct me if i’m wrong.)

i gasped. this is so unbelievable. kudos to them. the video didn’t have any links to cosplay pages, so if someone knows the participants’ facebook/tumblr cosplay pages, linking me would be great :)

[eeriechan]

Cosplayer team facebook: TWIN cosplay    

The craftsmaship in the costumes is unbelievable!