How would Sephiroth react to someone flirting with him? Would he flirt back?
This man could not flirt back 😭😭😭 he might want to, if it’s someone he’s interested in. Could he? As in—the ability to?? No. So when Kunsel triple dog dares Zack to aggressively flirt with him as a prank, Zack—being an idiot who values dares over his own physical safety—actually goes through with it.
*Zack nervously corners Sephiroth outside the training room*
Zack: Sephiroth, I need you~
Zack: No, like... I need you. Right now~
Sephiroth, checking watch: You’re in luck. I have a thirty minute window before my next briefing with Lazard. What seems to be the emergency?
Zack: No! No emergency! I mean... What if you skip the briefing and let me take you out?~
*Sephiroth interprets “take out” = kill, so he draws Masamune and assumes combat stance*
Sephiroth: Many try, few succeed.
Sephiroth: I’m surprised, Zack. I did not anticipate a treasonous coup from a Second Class, let alone Angeal’s pupil. But if you wish to attempt my assassination, I shall respect the initiative. Draw your sword.
Sephiroth: Draw your sword.
Zack: I MEANT TAKE YOU OUT FOR DINNER! CANDLES! SPAGHETTI!
Sephiroth: A distraction technique. Clever. You intend to make me think of my favorite food before striking.
Zack: I DON’T MEAN TO STRIKE!
*Sephiroth swings his sword—Zack yells, ducks, and runs off. Genesis, who has been leaning against the wall reading, slowly walks over after Zack scurries away*
Genesis: You know he was just trying to flirt with you, right?
Sephiroth: I know. Threatening murder is simply faster than letting him down easy.
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