FNAFSTUCK

a homestuck x fnaf crossover au!

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Is this blog still alive? 😕

i got sent to a facility like a month after starting it and just completely forgot it existed after i got back srry 😭

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You ever thought of just setting the place on fire and fucking off into the night? I would if I was you

TT: God. Every fucking day.

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do you think you could try to set up some kind of mic device near the stage to see what the animatronics say? Maybe some kind of recording device or something to interpret what they're saying

TT: I don't know, their voices are pretty hard to understand when they aren't running pre-recorded tapes. Actually, they really shouldn't have voices at all? We play the stage show audio through the speakers, so it doesn't make sense why any noise would come from the animatronics. These versions don't walk around during the day, after all.

TT: I guess I can try setting up a cam and mic in the showroom. No harm in it.

The Animatronics are now open for asks!

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you should throw a meat stick at the fox and see what it does

TT: Why the hell not?

TT: Ah. Right. Bad idea, bad idea.

CA: F̷͚̘͙̮̦͙̭̗̞̐̏͐͂̽͗̂̅̏̌̒̀̍͆̔͋ ̶̧̡̛̛͈̥̝̰̭̮͈̯͕̲̻̯̰̟͇͇̠̭̖͇͉͈̫̪̀̾̾̇̈́͗̑̉̃̾̽̎̍̽͋́̈̄̀̏̓̐̚̚͘̕͜͝͝͝ͅŲ̷̫̙̻̟͈̜̹̘̪̖̜̺̺̖̣̈́̈́̄̈́̅̋̿̍̀̊̈̐̍̌̿̍̏̅̈̃͘͝ͅÇ̴̡̡͔̘͔͈͙̜̪̖̤͔̝̺̘̭̤̬̼̫̹͓̥͇̲̣͕̟̘͎͎̰̖̜͖̜͓̝̉͛̊͜͜Ḳ̶̢̡̖͔̱̬̞͇̳̯͍̓̉̀̈́̍̊́̌̇̃̑̐̑̍͌̈́̈́̕̕̚̚͝ ̵̡̛͚̬͚͎̯̼͕̟̩̝̻͙̱̦͈͔͋͐̐͌̽̄̅̑͐͐̈͐̓͊̈́̇̓͗͂̓̍̂̕͘̕͠͠͠Ỷ̵̨̢̛̹͚̳̬͍͕̖̪̖͍͉͍̜͇̟̹̺̥̻̳̝̪̠̼̗͙̪͈̝͔̼̜̀̇̊́͑̾̒̾̽̑̓̈́̿̂̏̽͛̓̇̈́̇̂̔̈̃͊͌̚̕̕̚̚͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅÖ̸͇̩̹͉̟̭̳̦̝̘͖̰́̒̾̂͒͘ ̵̛̮̲͍̗̖̤̑̑̈͗́̓ͅÚ̵̡̡̨̡̻̙̰̖̟͙͚͚̗͉̗̼̩̹͓̹͕̭̮̠̖̞̫̰̞̦͎̘̻̞̰̤͔̟̰̈́̍͑̉̏͒͒̑͛̎̿͂͑́̑͌̋͋̾̈́̓̏͂̂͛̇̔̕̚͝

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what do you think the best shape for a door is

TT: This shape. Not sure how many door shapes there are in the world, but I've made my stance.

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soooo, whats up with the fox?

TT: That's Eri. Out of order and a total jackass. He's especially violent for zero fucking reason and scratches up the doors and windows. He never shuts up either. I don't remember why i even used to like him.

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i wanna give kar a smooch but I'm too short.

can you pick me up????????? :)

TT: NO!!!!!!!!! No kissing the animatronics!

TT: You'll uh, mess up their jaw mechanisms. Yeah.

TT: ....

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Surprised you can actually fit a hat on your head, I was under the impression that wasn't possible.

TT: Why not? The founder wore hats everywhere. And he and i have practically the same hair.

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TELL US MORE ABOUT KAR HE LOOKZ SO COOLIO 🙏 🙏

TT: Well, it should be safe now to just come out and show him to you all. He hasn't left the stage all night.

TT: Here he is. He was the first animatronic designed for this location after the rebrand. I think his suit was originally pink, but the owner thought it looked too tacky.

TT: Like I said, he doesn't bother me much as long as the power stays on. I do see him bothering the other animatronics on the cameras, though. I guess he's kind of a micro-manager, being the leader and all. During the show, he's a total hothead. It's sort of his gimmick.

CG: S̵̢̢̛͖̺͉͉̲̬͑̈́̊̔̌̈́̋̂̔̃̉͑̑̀̽̈́́́̆̎̆̏͂̏͆̽̌̄͝T̴̢̡̢̟͚͇͇̘̯̺͚̟̭̳̰̝̹̫̝͈̜͕̫̫̝̹̩͎̤͎̙͖̟͓̦̈́̉̌̆͒́̌̔̄́͆͆̔̆́͛͐͛̋̑̊͒̊̕̕͜R̵̢̨̧̛͕̝̭̘͉̗͈̦̣̦̥͉̞̜͈͙͕̱̠̺̱̹̯̪̱̔̓̿̓͐̓̀̄̇̍̈̐̾̓̋̀̔͊̅̔̾̑͒̔̔̀͌́̀̓̕͝͠͠I̴̢̢̨̨̧͕̘̝̺̰̺̤̯̳̩͎̠̩͎̱̻̭̟̜̳̻̦̝͙͍͖͓̣̱͔͉͍̰̥̘̭̣̣̳̪̜̥͆̒͆̋̉̽͒̂̓́̂̍̿̉̿̀̽̿̆̀̎̾͌́͆̀̋̌̀̃̀̍͋̐͋̓̄̽̀̚̚̕̚̕͜͠ ̴̧̢̧̧̺̺̙̰̝̰̫̗͓͇̥͈̹̖̫̗̫͉͍̰͎̙̬͓͖̣͙̼̫̺̠̩̈́́͋̌̎̎̒͒̀̄͑͜ͅḐ̷̡̥̩̭̗̰̗̻̦͚̗͚͚̗̩͈͔̫͙͔͙̱͈͖̝͇͚̪̹̻̯͔̟̦̙̰̺̯̭̜͋̀̊̄̑̐̍̓̉̒͑͐̋̆̋̓̈́͗̈́̄̕̕̕͜͜͝͝Ḛ̵̛͈̺̩͙̱̊̓̐͋͋̍̓̿͊̓̍̅̍͌͝͝R̷̨̨̨̢̗̯̞̱̰̤͖̘̪͖͍̘͍̪̖̻̗̟͚̥͇̫͇͙̩̝̿ ̸̧̨̛̛͖̱̝̱͍͖̥̫̘͚̖̳̟͇͈̤̺̼͇̹̙̙̹̼̤̟͉̮͍̳̜͉͚͕͇̂̔̈́̌̇̌̈́̇͆̄̃͑͗̍̓͂̊̔̊͘͘͜͜͠͝͝ͅ.̵̧̨̢̛̳͓͍͙̗̱̱̫͎͓̟̞̩̭̼̣͔͇̞̼̣̣̙̦̰̦͉̈́̾͊̎̽̋̃̆̈́̉̀͆̈̈̀͐̕̚͝͠ͅ

TT: ....What was that?

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hiya!!!!!!! do you ever get hungry at your shift 8:? i do sure wonder what drink you got to chug with your lunch. perhaps a pepsi.....

TT: Eh, not really. I don't eat much.

TT: And that soda cup's been here since i got the job. Just never got around to throwing it out, i guess. I have... No idea what's in it. Maybe I'll get my own Pepsi to replace it with.

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ignoring the fact that they probably want you dead, what are your thoughts on whatever is trying to kill you?

TT: Little hard to ignore. But okay.

TT: Sol seems to be the least... Outgoing of the bunch. His power keeps overcharging and turning him into a walking, talking, bug zapper though. That's annoying. But otherwise, he seems like a chill dude. When he's not trying to kill me, of course.

TT: Kar is incredibly loud. I think he's been cussing me out, but I can't really understand what any of them are saying through the doors and windows. We probably wouldn't be buddy-buddy.

TT: Tezzi's a complete wildcard. She's not as loud as Kar, but ten times crazier. She really loves grabbing and touching everything in the building and fucking things up for the janitors. Would probably make good conversation though.

TT: And I'm not talking about that douchebag fox anymore. He can kiss my ass.

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Which is your favorite animatronic? Or we'll, which is less of a pain in the ass?

TT: Funny you ask that. When i was younger i had this total obsession. I used to wear this fox mask around everywhere, it scared the shit out of...

TT: ....Nevermind.

TT: Per your other question, they're all pains in the ass to deal with. I guess i'd say Kar, since he barely moves unless the power's out. Tezzi is also more tolerable than the other two. But only by a very, very slim margin.

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Let them in

TT: That wouldn't exactly be conductive to my goal right now.

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why aren't you a corpse

TT: Who are you, the cops? Why are you asking me that question!?

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Oooo who's outside the office??

TT: Just some douchebag. He'll probably be gone in a minute.

??: L̷̛̼͎̩̣̰̆̚ ̶̧̨̨̨͈͎͉̫̦̻̬̫̫̹̲͍͕͕̦̟͔̺̭̞̍̑͊̓̄͊́͋͛̀͝Ȩ̴͚̘͕̗̹͌͛̇͌̔̆̊̃̆̓̾̽͐̆͛͆̾͋̍̉̚̕ ̵̡͉̳̱̹̺̥͐̌̇̎̿̅̑̍͂T̵̨̩̥̻͖̗̘̗̺̮͕͇̥̞̭͓̹̖̬̋͒͌̔̇͊̀͛̎̄͒̓̕͝͝ͅͅ ̷̣̗͈̭͈̻̣̜̳͔̫̻̞̍͑M̴̨̤̥̜͔̪̜̬͈̯̼̣͍͚̱̜̫̙̃̆͗̋̚͜͝ͅ ̸̡̥̼͕͇͖͚̳̰͔̟̠͕̗̬̺̈́́͒̃̑̊͐̍͂͌̏̓͆͗̇̓̓͑̄͑̒͝͝͝E̵̡̨̡̨̪̣̬̪̠͓͈̘͈̜͈͈̟̱̟͕̩̪̰͈̜̘̞͗̅͜ ̵̧̡̛̤͉̫̗̲̱̱͍̬͚̹̟̰̼̖̟̰̥̜̥̬̗̹̟̯͍̘̬̟̟͑́͛̀͊̀̉͆̃̾͊͒̊̽̈́̂̔̆͋̏͛̒͐̕͝͝͠I̶̡̡̢̧̝̞͕͇̥̹͓͙͎̜̬̞̤̎̃̌̓̎̍̓̒̇̾̌̍̈́̄͝͠͝ͅN̴͙͇̥̜̖̳͇̩̹̱̬̖͙̬̩̽͊̈̇̑̉̆̔̌̐̾͆̆̾͂͌̈͗̚̚̚͠ ̶̗̹̞̞͖̩̏̈́͊̏̀̐́̇͛̈́̎̂͐̃̌͒̀̃̂̓̕̚͘

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animatronics abt to get ur ass

TT: Not if i have anything to say about it. My shift's over soon, I just have to wait this out...

??: ⊑̶̨̡̢̧̧̛̘̫̭̺̤̬͖̦͎̲̲͖̤̺̯̬̗̰̀̇͗̐̅̊̉̾͑̉͒̀̍͑͌̊͗̂̏͗̑͘̕̚͜͠ͅ⟒̷̢͙̝̝̠̹̝̫̟̥̥̤̫̙̠̱̈́̅͊̎⌰̴̪̦͎̣̈́̚̕⌰̴͓̞̠̺̮̩̘͖̫̘̺̳̖̭̺͓̩̰̳͔̮̻͆̒̎͘̚͠⍜̸̨̰̠͍͕̩͉̮̦̪̝̯̼͖̮̼̝̬͔͔̱͓̲̖̜̯̺̯̘̱͆͊͐͜ͅ

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yall literally only saw a quarter of his face and u already barking

Fucking dogs

TT: If I wasn't preoccupied with more important matters at the moment, I'd say I'm flattered.