Ask Force Ghost Anakin

[askgrandpavader]

Hey. Hey, Vader. Guess who I painted bright pink. Just guess

Sheev...

[r0zeclawz]

i just destroyed every road that leads to rome

[r0zeclawz]

i fucked up bad

[askgrandpavader]

Why is your family/lineage so prone to losing limbs to the rest of the family/lineage? Dooku took your hand, then you took both of his, then Obi-wan took your hand and both legs, and then you took Luke's hand. What is with that? Is it just like. An innate urge to dismember your relatives?

You fight with a laser sword, those are the risks.

[askgrandpavader]

If you could go back to any point in time and do anything, but you can’t change what happened, what would you do? What memory would you relive?

I would like to look at my mother one last time, the way I saw her when I was young. Unbroken by torture. As healthy as she could be, considering. Before the rage and betrayal.

[askgrandpavader]

do you have any opinions on Han Solo?

PRICK

[askgrandpavader]

what do you think of Ahsoka (and Sabine wren)

THAT'S MY GIRL and that's some broad. Obi Wan liked her or something

[frightfullytreeish]

people always talk about the problem of coffee showing up in fantasy or scifi, like do you call it kaff with a wink or coffee with a stare into the camera or just make up a drink that is exactly like coffee but Totally Different I swear

But what about sandwiches

that's just one particular guy. that's a dude and his aristocratic title. Where's the high fantasy where all the characters eat slices of meat held between two slices of bread and call it a ravensrook, after balthazar the high wizard of ravensrook who wanted something he could eat with one hand while he pondered his orb

[toskarin]

my youtube algorithm is broken in ways I cannot possibly repair

[xanaxfarts]

Krabat: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (1978) dir. Karel Zeman

[askgrandpavader]

Thoughts on Ben solo/ Kylo Ren/ your whiny crybaby grandson?

I am, as always, deeply unimpressed

[askgrandpavader]

Your thoughts on Poe?

i wish he was my grandson. love that guy.

[askgrandpavader]

Your thoughts on Mara Jade/ what was she like?

She was pretty badass tbh if my son wasn’t a flaming homosexual they would have made a bitchin couple. She killed almost as many people as me. nothing but respect for miss mara jade and if my daughter had any taste at all she would have married her instead of the nerf herder

[askgrandpavader]

How many times a day does Kylo do something completely stupid?

how many minutes are there in a day

[orpheusilver]

(yoda voice) react completely rationally to the death of a loved one, i'm sure anakin will

[askgrandpavader]

Have you ever talked to Luke as a force ghost? Did the two of you have interesting convos. Same question but for Leia also.

Yes, sometimes. Same with Leia.

[askgrandpavader]

On a scale of 1-50 how much do you hate Tattooine and why?

69 IT’S TOO FUCKING SANDY, IT’S RUN BY CORRUPT CRIMINALS, AND IT STILL HAS A BURGEONING SLAVE TRADE

[assiraphales]

when u find out your son luke had to grow up and spend a total of 19 years on t*tooine

when u realize that means obi wan kenobi also spent 19 years of his life surrounded by sand