Ask Guarizer and D-Rizer

Ask blog for the Excel Guarizer and his loyal canine companion, D-Rizer.

[fandomanthropology]

Reblog If you think Animation should get more respect in the entertainment business

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Animation should get more respect in general.

[africant]

”I was never gonna let anyone see that they got to me.”

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Words to live by... :(

[alldaddyarchive]

how drunk can you get my muse? send me “have you ever”s and for every one my muse has done, they’ll take a drink.

[location-nearthefood]

Anonymously tell me who you ship me with

[jibushin-deactivated20220309]

                                Even if I sacrifice my body,                             I will never sacrifice my honor.

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Well said, Genji. :D

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💕

Shonnie: Yowza~! O//w//O

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Here’s the Excel Guarizer wishing you all a wonderful 4th of July! :D

[musingxmemes]

Sᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ “Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ (...)”s. Tʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ‘ʏᴇs’ ᴏʀ ‘ɴᴏ’.

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send 💕 to just grab my muse & kiss them!

[jumblemama]

[thayzerix-deactivated20201114]

MIKA AND YUU BRUH OMGF YASSS

[leviackrrman]

THE HOST CLUB YES BITCH

[boopifer]

Blackadder. The first season. I’m doomed, aren’t I?

[blu-eyed-demon]

Special Victims Unit…..that just makes me more worried about the kidnapper tbh. Olivia’ll save my ass though

[northstarfan]

Homicide: Life on the Street.

If it’s Frank, Gee, or Kay leading the charge, I’ll be fine. If it’s Tim, I’ll be killed for angst.

[ardatli]

… the Paw Patrol. Or, if it’s the last thing I watched with grownups, Lucy Worsley. 

[jewishgirlrevolt]

Batman. Robin and Batgril. I’m good.

[classicalliberalleague]

Captain Dylan Hunt if the Andromeda Ascendant. I’ll be fine.

[saint-ambrosef]

Harry fucking Potter. Bring it.

[eriktheindifferent-deactivated2]

Fucking Naruto #notaWeaboo

[feels-by-the-foot]

Lucifer

I mean, they are detectives of a sort

[power-of-sky]

Soul, Maka and….Crona. oooh boy.

[cobaltclaw]

Goku and vegeta

Wooooo~

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012 and 1980′s)

Looks like crossovers just saved my life! XD

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Would you rather date Etna or Flonne?

Probably Flonne.

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Messenger Warning

There’s has been some strange string of messages going around! Do not follow the link to a message saying “Lol someone wrote called “LOL someone wrote something about you on this blog.” It’s some kinda trick.

[memesfrommenace]

Fluff Starters

“You’re hair is really soft after you wash it.”

“Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.”

“You smell really nice.”

“Would it be all right if I borrowed your sweater? It smells like you.”

“I might have slept with your robe when you were gone.”

“If you steal the blankets, I am going to put my cold feet on you.”

“Here, let’s share the blanket.”

“You’re comfy.”

“You are my new pillow.”

“You are very endearing when you are half-asleep.”

“But I want to hear you sing.”

“We can talk over dinner.”

“Don’t be stubborn. Try it!”

“Don’t get up - I’ll do it.”

“Will you let me rub your back?”

“Care to give me a back scratch?”

“Star-gazing was a good idea.”

“You look beautiful/handsome in the moonlight.”

“I’ll always be here for you.”

“I’ll be here to protect you.”

“I think I love you.”

“You are my love.”

“How about something warm? It will will help you sleep.”

“It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”

“Don’t be silly. I want to stay up with you.”

“It is not morning yet.”

“Shush and go back to bed.”

“I heard you talking in your sleep.”

“Your bed head is really cute.”

“We’ll do dishes together.”

“How about a kiss?”

“I love your hugs.”

A few were inspired by these.

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Happy Father's Day, Dad... by Flashshadow

I know it's a day late now, but I hope you all had a Happy Father's Day. :D

[platonicmemes]

Send 🍺 for a thread where my muse is drunk *hic*

[musesgonnamuse]

Send “You’re hiding something” for my muse’s reaction to your muse saying that to them.

[pb-jellybeans]

Me: *mentions favorite tv show*

Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“

Me: 

[erstwhilegirl-deactivated201708]

I am immediately reblogging this again because it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[askguarizeranddrizer]

Pop a squat, baby! ^w^