Ask the Shard of the Monolith

rp blog for Malphite from League of Legends, OCs welcome Current M!A: none

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[musesgonnamuse]

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[avamaa-deactivated20150405]

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[wondrouswomcn]

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[askshardofthemonolith-blog]

He chuckled. “No worry. Sat on before.” He sat down again with a thud. “If want down will wait. Why out here?”

[punch-lineyordle-blog]

“Oh. That kind of sucks. I don’t want to be sat on.” She waited until he sat back down before attempting to climb down his arm carefully. “I’m exploring! See, I can’t keep to one place for long. I live for adventure!”

[askshardofthemonolith-blog]

He chuckled as she climbed down. "Not bad. Most thing sit on me small. Not notice most time." He nodded in understanding. "Ah, me travel much. See many places. Restless. Where headed?"

[urf-namitee-deactivated20160812]

💙 (take your pick, just let me know if you want human or rock)

// ROCK MALPHITE. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ;w; //

Platonic (Pre-established relationship meme) (Human Nami)

Her first few encounters with a particular rock being wasn’t the best of times but after interacting with him more, she got to understand how he is. Though he was rather much bigger than her by much, she doesn’t see him as intimidating as the first time.

“Just a few more steps,” she spoke softly as she rested atop of his shoulder, her hand holding onto him so she doesn’t fall but she was sure that he wouldn’t let her fall anyways since she was a bit high up due to his tall stature.

She told him to stop when they had arrived to where she wanted to be, a.k.a at the most closest lake. Though rocks didn’t really swim she would assume, she wanted to go just hang out with him since their interactions were so seldom; only happening whenever she would be traveling and passing by where he lived to which she would seek him out if he wasn’t in his cave.

Allowing her down to the ground, she looked up at him and smiled. “Thank you for taking me here,” she spoke softly as she took a few steps further, getting closer to the edge of the lake.

“If you don’t want to enter the water, you can just sit by the edge if you so wish~” 

[askshardofthemonolith-blog]

He stood up straight again after kneeling to let her down. “Will come. Water not problem.” He stepped closer to the water and grinned. “Might be wave. Careful.” He stepped into the water and started to wade out into the lake, only stopping once the water came up to his waist. “Deeper than thought.” He turned and waved to Nami on the bank. “Water fine. Come in when ready.” With that he dropped to a sitting position sending up a small wave in a ring around him. Now the water came up to his chest and he say comfortably on the muddy bottom.

[urf-namitee-deactivated20160812]

She would giggle, nodding at him as she began to strip off just her outerwear which was mainly just a tank top and some shorts. Under that was a teal bathing suit, nothing special really.

She slipped off her sandals to as she walked towards the edge of the lake, noticing that the rock was already waist deep in the water and chuckling slightly. She nodded at him when he waved her over as she leaped towards the water, diving head first and surfaced to start swimming towards him where he sat in the center of the lake.

[askshardofthemonolith-blog]

He sat and waited for her to reach him, looking up and watching the sun set. He idly swished his hands in the water, sending waves back and forth to his sides. He didn't want to send one towards Nami, worrying that it might swamp her and send her under.

[askshardofthemonolith-blog]

“Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”

He smiled a chuckled. “Hmmm, they’d love to make your acquaintance.” He leaned down and pulled her into a light kiss.

[valiant--flower]

Kamelia returned the kiss with a happy giggle and smiled wide as she pulled him into a hug. “Mmm, thank you~” She said, her hand reaching up to stroke his cheek.

[askshardofthemonolith-blog]

He chuckled again and returned the hug. “You’re very welcome.” He learned down and rested his forehead against hers and grinned. “Would you like another?”

[valiant--flower]

“If it’s not too much to ask for~” She smiled, her hand moving to cup the back of his head as she pulled him down for another kiss. Her fingers running through his hair as she continued to kiss him, pulling him closer to her.

[askshardofthemonolith-blog]

He hummed and smiled into the kiss. He hugged her tightly now, and moved a hand to hold the back of her head. After a long moment he pulled back with reluctance and grinned down at her. "How was that?"

[harbingerofumbrella-archived]

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[askshardofthemonolith-blog]

“Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”

He smiled a chuckled. “Hmmm, they’d love to make your acquaintance.” He leaned down and pulled her into a light kiss.

[valiant--flower]

Kamelia returned the kiss with a happy giggle and smiled wide as she pulled him into a hug. “Mmm, thank you~” She said, her hand reaching up to stroke his cheek.

[askshardofthemonolith-blog]

He chuckled again and returned the hug. "You're very welcome." He learned down and rested his forehead against hers and grinned. "Would you like another?"

[urf-namitee-deactivated20160812]

💙 (take your pick, just let me know if you want human or rock)

// ROCK MALPHITE. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ;w; //

Platonic (Pre-established relationship meme) (Human Nami)

Her first few encounters with a particular rock being wasn’t the best of times but after interacting with him more, she got to understand how he is. Though he was rather much bigger than her by much, she doesn’t see him as intimidating as the first time.

“Just a few more steps,” she spoke softly as she rested atop of his shoulder, her hand holding onto him so she doesn’t fall but she was sure that he wouldn’t let her fall anyways since she was a bit high up due to his tall stature.

She told him to stop when they had arrived to where she wanted to be, a.k.a at the most closest lake. Though rocks didn’t really swim she would assume, she wanted to go just hang out with him since their interactions were so seldom; only happening whenever she would be traveling and passing by where he lived to which she would seek him out if he wasn’t in his cave.

Allowing her down to the ground, she looked up at him and smiled. “Thank you for taking me here,” she spoke softly as she took a few steps further, getting closer to the edge of the lake.

“If you don’t want to enter the water, you can just sit by the edge if you so wish~” 

[askshardofthemonolith-blog]

He stood up straight again after kneeling to let her down. "Will come. Water not problem." He stepped closer to the water and grinned. "Might be wave. Careful." He stepped into the water and started to wade out into the lake, only stopping once the water came up to his waist. "Deeper than thought." He turned and waved to Nami on the bank. "Water fine. Come in when ready." With that he dropped to a sitting position sending up a small wave in a ring around him. Now the water came up to his chest and he say comfortably on the muddy bottom.

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

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[askshardofthemonolith-blog]

“Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”

He smiled a chuckled. "Hmmm, they'd love to make your acquaintance." He leaned down and pulled her into a light kiss.

[askshardofthemonolith-blog]

✿

66. “I thought I’d never see you again” hug

He grabbed her, pulling her into a tight hug and buried his head into her shoulder and neck. “I though I’d lost you.” He pulled back a little and looked down at her. “How’d you get here?”

[valiant--flower]

Kamelia was taken back by the hug, but returned it as she held onto him tightly. The two had gotten separated while on a hike through a forest and it seemed like it was hopeless to try and find the other. But after long hours of relentless searching, he had managed to find her.

Though she was all scraped up and had tears in her clothes. She also had a wound to her head that was bleeding. “I don’t know exactly..” She whispered.

@askshardofthemonolith

[askshardofthemonolith-blog]

He shook his head, it didn’t really matter. He’s found her, now he just had to get them both back to the cave. “Come on, need to get that wound looked at. Can you walk?”

[valiant--flower]

“I don’t think I can really.. I managed to hurt my ankle and it’s pretty swollen right now..” She told him, her hands clinging onto him tightly as she pressed herself into him. “I’m glad you’re here now, Malphite..” She whispered, showing how worried she was for him.

[askshardofthemonolith-blog]

He hugged her again and smiled weakly. “Alright, hold on tight.” He leaned down and picked her up gently, holding her so that her head was on his shoulder. He turned and started walking back along the trail he’d already cut through the underbrush.

[valiant--flower]

Kamelia clung to him tightly, her face burying into the crook of his neck as he carried her back to the cave. She was in some pain, but she was trying to not let it show. “I don’t want to get separated again..”

[askshardofthemonolith-blog]

He smiled weakly again. "I'm not letting you go, not now." He climbed steadily from the low forest onto the slopes of the mountain, the sun setting behind them. "Stay with me now, almost there."

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[askshardofthemonolith-blog]

He emerged into the sun and looked around slowly before climbing out of the hole. He stretched lazily, earth and stones falling off him as he yawned. He tried to look over his shoulder at his small passenger and smiled. “Hello, little one. Not be frightened. Friendly.”

[punch-lineyordle-blog]

Oh god it noticed me. 

Still…he wasn’t doing anything really. He was kind of slow and seemed friendly enough…maybe she would be okay. “H-Hey. Sorry for uh, sitting on you. My bad. Uh…Bandle City doesn’t have anything that looks like a rock be…something that’s not a rock.”

[askshardofthemonolith-blog]

He chuckled. "No worry. Sat on before." He sat down again with a thud. "If want down will wait. Why out here?"

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[cutwings-deactivated20210622]

“Are you a magician? When I looked at you, everyone else disappeared.” “I’ve been feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.” “Can I get a picture of you? I want to show my parents what my spouse looks like.” “Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.” “When God made you, he was showing off.” “Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?” “What time do you have to go back to Heaven?” “Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.” “I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I’m looking for.” “Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?” “I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.” “Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe.” “Would you like to have breakfast in bed tomorrow?” “Are you a thief? I think you just stole my heart.” “If I could change the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” “Call life alert! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.” “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?” “I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?” “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” “Feel my shirt. You know what it’s made of? Date material.” “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.” “There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.” “On a scale of 1 to 10: You’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.” “I lost my number. Can I have yours?” “Let’s play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I’ll go down on you.” “Did we have a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.” “Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.” “There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, wait. I missed ‘U’, ‘R’, ‘A’, ‘Q’, ‘T’.” “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.” “Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie in my journal?” “I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?” “You must be a broom, because you just swept me off your feet.” “Do you like KFC? Because you’re finger lickin’ good.” “What’s on the menu? Me-n-u.” “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.” “Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” “You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all day long.”