Pearl: “U-Uh so… H-Hi everybody! I decided to start this whole blog to uhhh… Document my new life in the Splatlands. I just turned 13 recently (so yay! Happy Birthday to me!)
I guess you can also ask me questions since I know I’m an “interesting creature.” But… Papa’s told me I’m perfectly fine… I know I’m weird, still…
So uh yea! If you have any questions about me (such as my heritage, or why I’m an inkling with octoling eyes…) I’ll do my best to answer!”
Marie: “What’re you up to, baby cakes?”
Pearl: “Oh hi mommy! I’m posting an introduction to my blog, nothing much-“
Marie: “… Pearlie, you gotta be careful with these types of blogs, ok? You might get something weird… I just want you to be safe, ok?”
Pearl: “But mommy, I’m 13! I can handle it…”
Marie: *Sigh* “Still, let’s lay some ground work down for this little blog, just to keep you safe, ok?”
Pearl: “Mmmok fine.”
Marie: “Good, anyways, for all of you asking my daughter on this blog…”
| RULES |
1. Absolutely NO NSFW questions (you are talking to a 13 year old!)
>> Asking her questions that she is comfortable enough to answer are fine (such as “how’s school going?”)
Marie: “Now, Pearlie… Is it also alright if people ask about your heritage?”
Pearl: “I’m fine with that… Just as long people aren’t mean about it.”
Marie: “… You don’t have to answer every question about your heritage if you don’t want to, ok?”
Pearl: “Ok.”
(Note: If there are ANY hateful or rude comments that do ask about the lore, but are just straight up “This lore is weird! Pearl shouldn’t be Crusty Sean and Marina’s kid yadda yadda-“ then they will simply be deleted from the inbox.)
(You will ALSO be blocked from asking if you continue to send any unnecessary hate comments…)
2. Pearl may need some time to rest for answering!
>> Pearl might need to do some homework, or even some time to rest from answering. So please be considerate of her time! She’ll give status updates to let everyone know when she’s ready to answer questions.
Pearl: “… I already have school to think about, so yea…”
(Note from artist themselves: I’m JUST as busy as Lil’ Pearl! I’ll answer questions when I’m ready to! Just not all the time)
3. Just have fun!
Marie: “… And be safe everyone!”
Pearl: “Gee hee! We will, thanks mommy!”
Marie: “You’re welcome, baby girl.”
(ADDITIONAL RULES):
• This AU/blog does dive into heavy subject matter (I.e. abuse, pregnancy related issues, death…) So this blog will be rated +18
>> If you are not in a good mental state, or are underaged (or too young to understand any of the subject matters discussed): DNI
• Pearl may pass the blog onto other members of the AU!
>> Meaning: Yes, other members will show up occasionally, but the blog is mostly from her perspective!
>> Again, be respectful on what you ask about to some of these other characters! (I.e. don’t ask Sean about losing his girlfriend, Marina, in a disrespectful or mocking manner…)
• Certain types of questions that CAN be asked:
>> Pearl’s “strange” physiology, she is willing to answer any questions you have on that!
>> How did certain characters come to be? (I.e., little backstories, fun facts, etc.)
>> General statuses of characters (like how their day is going?)
>> Short interactions from other ask blog characters/AU’s (uh oh, looks like Lil’ Pear discovered the Memverse)!
