bella

18 🂱 she/her 🂱 enjoying things abnormally

[asphodellabella]

hellooo, welcome to my blog <3 my name is bella, i hope you enjoy your stay

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Good Omens draws

Ineffable Tarot Series (incomplete)

O - The Fool

I - The Magician

II - The High Priestess

III - The Empress

IV - The Emperor

V - The Hierophant

VI - The Lovers

VII - The Chariot

VIII -

IX - The Hermit

X -

XI -

XII -

XIII -

XIV - Temperence

XV -

XVI - The Tower

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Good Omens standalones

Morning After Crowley

Crowley portrait

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Other

Dead Boy Detectives portrait

Spencer Reid portrait

Michael Sheen portrait

The Moments Before Neil Perry portrait

Deadpool portrait + speed paint

[epic2222]

Well it's a bit late, but here are the 2024 Tumblr memes as per usual

We have to kill this guy

Ever since I was a little girl

Tumblr Live's beautiful death

Car hammer explosion

Walrus or Fairy

Oobh I got Planty off time

Tumblr Brackets again (hot vintage poll, 60s/70s/90s/2000s music tourney)

Boop war

Friendpilled Visitmaxxer

I don't know/I'm bald

King Charles Portrait

The White Pharoah

Hey Girl, I mean They

Dashconiversary

Trump got shot

Cloudstrike

I guess we're making factory

Mikus of the world

Moo Deng

Making my bf as a cookie

Za/um break up

Boop War 2

The Healthcare CEO Assassination

[batsandboba]

additions from my list!

fairy vs walrus debate

the bride and the ugly ass groom

-1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

image of the soldier at war with explosions

you can't be talking like that white baby

im going to *remembers suicide jokes are harmful* [something else]

close enough, welcome back ______

why dis [emoji] look so mad

im not going to call you good boy, that ____ was shit

sorry _____ you don’t qualify as an emotion / but you let _____ in

the humble ______

go my scarab

the glue that lets you walk up and down anything

the comic where a character drops something and goes to pick it up and makes loving eye contact with another character who then steals it and runs away with their ass out

______ will kill the patient they need ______ to survive

the author's barely disguised _____

[asphodellabella]

MORE MOUSE BITES

[through-a-historic-lens]

Susan Kare, the Artist who designed many of the fonts, icons, and images for Apple, NeXT, Microsoft, and IBM, 1980′s

[asphodellabella]

oh this is getting so drawn

[nyxlion]

[jhellybazoingzoing]

Matching disappointed pfps for you and your loved one

[liberalsarecool]

🎯 Conservatives see subjugation as default.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[my-duded]

Oh

[bransrath]

How much does a box of paper weigh?

Oh …

[belle-tane]

I love how all these reblogs from ableds are like “boxes of paper are 20 pounds GOTCHA” as if every single person in a 60-person workplace needs to be able to lift a box of paper.

“What’s that, James? You tore your rotator cuff? Sorry, we have to let you go. What if the printer needed to be refilled and the other 200 people in this building were home sick? It just wouldn’t be fair.”

I deserve more intellectually challenging low-effort justifications for bigotry. Please try harder next time. 1/10.

[deafmic]

hi! i’m a secretary with a lifelong congenital back issue that i had fixed via surgery.

the first thing i want to point out is that the box of paper that @bransrath​ posted is not the weight of the box. the 20 lb in that description is the paper weight, which is the amount of force a piece of paper can take before tearing. i know this because it’s described as copy paper, and copy paper is by default 20 lb weight. so posting that picture as a ‘gotcha’ in response to this post is ignorant at best and intentionally ableist at worst. in reality, that box probably weighs no more than 15 lbs. 

secondly, i have never had to actually pick up one of these boxes ever. and i have to deal with them a lot, given that i’m a secretary who, prior to the pandemic, was printing off 1000+ pages of booklets per week. i’ve never had to pick these up because you can literally just open them, grab a ream of paper, and take it to the printer to load it in. there’s no fucking reason why you would need the whole box. most places, like my office, also store them on or near the ground because they’re heavy, so what i do is a just drag the boxes to their designated corner until they need to be used. 

so “must be able to lift 20 lbs” is a tactic of discrimination, and there’s no excuse for it in office jobs like mine. i can’t actually lift more than 15 lbs and chances are, i’ll never be able to lift more than 20 lbs. i can still do all the duties of my secretary job, though, and it’s really easy to find work arounds for things like heavy boxes of paper. even i can, and my office literally employs 3 people including me. a weight limit is not a reason to deny someone a job. 

[honestlyvan]

*checks how much that is in metric*

MOTHERFUCKER I WORK IN A FACTORY AND WE’RE EXPLICITLY TOLD AS A PART OF ORIENTATION AND WORK SAFETY TRAINING THAT “hey man if you ever need to lift something heavier than 10kg (about 22 pounds), you should get someone to help you“

[mischievous-thunder]

Oh poor Honey Badger, your doctor is quite suspicious!

[asphodellabella]

The Hermit.

Part IX of my Good Omens inspired tarot card series.

tehehehe sorry for the heartache guys xx

@goodomensafterdark

[asphodellabella]

what would be a fair price to offer these as prints? i’m thinking of doing that once the major arcana are done (which will be soon now that the semester is over!!)

and also, how do i sell prints??

[thepossumcore]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

as much as I love portrayals of the sun and moon as a (lesbian) couple, the greeks were really on to something when they said "actually they're siblings who disapprove of each other's life choices"

[asphodellabella]

you know it’s a good take when My Little Pony Friendship is Magic agrees

[titojefie]

based on that one image on twt idk Sorry...

[panties-on-boys]

I just read puppy’s pen and DAMN that was the hottest thing I’ve ever read and I’m in love with your writing now btw 😍😍

😭😭😭 thank you so much. you’re good to me. i also take requests!!! I ALWAYS TAKE REQUESTS!!! lmfao. i love to write but i am no visionary. i always start the fic with the barest plotpoint and just fuck off until i reach some sort of conclusion so. anyway. i take requests. and also i love you. thank you again i do it for u

obligatory Puppy’s Pen fic tag

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[weedwilson]

"need a hand, peanut?"

[asphodellabella]

With great power (finally having a job and earning money) comes great responsibility (buying a halloween skeleton for the back seat of my car for $25)

[titojefie]

wilson🤨

[titojefie]

"james wilson, boywonder oncologist. you know him?"