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ash - he/him - 20 - house md sideblog - main is @crow-king-ash - please help me this show has taken over my life and i'm not even kidding it's literally all i think about all day every day

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pinned post yippee!!

my name is ash, i'm a queer trans guy (he/him) and i am utterly OBSESSED with house md!

most of my info is in my carrd:

ash's carrd !

i am merely a little creature

i'll link my other main socials here as well for ease of access: twitter and ao3!

if you're over 18 feel free to follow my private twitter, it's linked in my main twt bio. also most of my ao3 is just straight up old man porn so. proceed with caution if you don't wanna see that etc etc👍

also! please be aware that while i am okay with minors following/interacting with my blog, i do occasionally post suggestive stuff in the tags. i try my best to make sure it's not overtly explicit but i may slip up on occasion.

anything that's genuinely nsfw or suggestive will be tagged as such, so if you're a minor i would recommend blocking those tags before you follow! :)

tone indicators are not necessary, but would be greatly appreciated!!

i think that's all!! have fun!! :)

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 6

Shouta Aizawa (My Hero Academia)

Dr. Gregory House (House MD)

Voting ended onJun 22

[quesitoss]

you are the youngest endocrinologist EVER !

[inthenaughtynakednude]

office chairs....

[toxicyaoimd]

Can we talk about how House very specifically had rented porn that Wilson was in when he otherwise would have used the Internet as was his precedent, jokingly invited Wilson to masturbate when he caught him with porn, got mad when Wilson returned it, and then quipped that because he no longer had the Wilson™ porn he had to pull out Wilson's family photos (of which Wilson would be in). And then of course he had to cover it all up as a prank at the end after being caught... Because once Wilson was clear headed he probably would have put the pieces together. This is all canon btw.

[deelaundry]

Also also! House printed out flyers declaring himself producer of Wilson's porn. Very very hetero best friend behavior, yes indeed.

[automatonwithautonomy]

greatest dynamic in the world IS strange, eccentric asshole and their normal and polite friend who on closer inspection is actually worse in deeply weird and unexpected ways

[not-lupus]

he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton

[loumandivorce]

devestating news for you

[malcolm-f-tucker]

[tropiyas]

weaponized competence

[tropiyas]

learned helpfulness

[pinoruno]

there are ALWAYS. more things to be said. about shows that were airing in 2005

[propertyofjameswilson]

Gregory House falling/tripping requested by anon from my inbox

[celestetumbledryer]

u know the ship is good when one of them is dead

[deep-state-partisan]

[everythingstoofleeting]

hilson fucks me up because they both think they are so unloveable and yet the other one keeps loving them. and the truth is neither of them is easy to love, but that's the beauty of it. they simultaneously love the other like breathing, but also intentionally and deliberately and repeatedly and steadily. they think they can't and shouldn't be loved but the other one says "fuck you" and loves them anyway.

[coolmaycroft]

[im-mender]

[kikunai]

me

[ryuatewater]

this needed a secret 3rd panel, has anyone done this before

[heartzforstar]

is that my little meow meow kitty boy

[seven-winged-liar]

brother you gotta put those big brown eyes away. youll kill someone