ugly boy

stan // 32 // m local chud. he/him she/her

[anxietyproblem]

[despazito]

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

[despazito]

[despazito]

they carried a generation

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[earthdad]

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

[turtlegirl521]

“miss piggy would make it look like an accident”

[unfavorableinstigation]

This keeps going past on my dash and I can’t let it go any longer. It’s time to see the record straight.

Miss Piggy doesn’t have a subtle bone in her floppy felt body. There is no possible way she could ever make it look like an accident.

Miss Piggy would make you into an example.

[glamwisegamgee]

obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

[the-irreverend]

Here's to hellsite solidarity!

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

STRAWBERRY COCONUT CHEESECAKE SALAD

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[baehrborbutcher]

IF THESE FOUR ORPHANED CHILDREN LOSE HOPE, REMEMBER I TRIED TO REACH YOU. 💔

My sister’s four children lost their father in an airstrike. They are growing up without the love and protection of their father, and today they urgently need support, care, and a chance to have a safer future.

Please don’t let their story be forgotten. Sharing their story could help bring them the help they desperately need. ❤️

[baehrborbutcher]

I will never forget those who saw these four orphaned children suffering and chose to scroll past their story. 💔

One share can help their story reach someone who cares. One act of kindness can give these children hope and help them get the support they desperately need today. ❤️

[baehrborbutcher]

I am begging you as an uncle trying to protect four orphaned children in Gaza, watching them grow up without their father after he was killed in an airstrike. 💔

I cannot replace the love and protection they lost, but your support can help us give them safety, care, and hope. Please help these children before their suffering is forgotten. ❤️

[baehrborbutcher]

Don’t scroll past the story of these four orphaned children. 💔

These words may be their only chance to reach someone who can help. They lost their father in an airstrike, and they are still waiting for kindness and support during the hardest time of their lives.

Please share their story today or donate here: 🔗

Your compassion could be the reason these children find hope, safety, and a chance for a better future. ❤️

[harthest-call]

The future of these four orphaned children depends on the kindness of people who care. 💔 They lost their father in an airstrike and are trying to rebuild their lives. Please consider supporting them through the donation link in the pinned post. Every share and donation gives hope. ❤️ @arielerics @around-the-venom @artoatsblog @ashortcuttomushrooms @assbeating @astronauts-dni @astropoetrics @aswangpiss @ateezlovingbookworm @athena5898 @atx-is-forever @auburndoesntknow @audiovisthewritingwhiz @aurohha @autisticats @autistickaitovocaloid @autisticmudkip @autisticthassarian @autumn-n-rain @awkwardlyobsidiansong @axplode @aydaauegfortsundercut @batricity @batsysarm @batty-battt @battymoonflower7 @bbboneless @bbluberrys @bcollisons63 @beamjavelin @beanie-works @bebopprincess @bellpepper327 @benbon-0o0 @ber2023 @berbless @beserkerjewel @bisexualantagonist @bisforbutch @bitterblackboricua @blackbirdie1022 @blacklegsanji21 @bloominghydrangeas25 @bluechao @arcbella @bluereddf999 @bluhahae @bnuuycula @bodypositivehumans @boodubious07

[micromontage]

you only like this because the sum of your experiences and time alive predispositioned you to enjoying it

[swordmaid]

when the root of the tragedy was love.

[weaver-z]

This satire article resonated with me so much

[dark-rob]

[lawbutch]

I sat behind the same girl in class all year and I was painfully jealous of her beautiful curly hair and I assumed she had just figured out some hair routine I didn't know, or had more time in the mornings than me, or was somehow more disciplined or just lucky. And then my friend talked to her one day and found out she gets 500$ perms and highlights 3 times a year. The answer was literally just money. The same friend found out that most of our classmates who I thought were just naturally smarter than me went to private highschools that cost 25k a year.

This is all a metaphor to say that there will be times when you feel like other people understand something that you don't, or have some ability that you don't, or are better than you in some way because they've accomplished something you can't. And it's going to turn out that they're just rich and they spent thousands of dollars to make that happen. You are not bad, you are not broken, the system is just fucked.

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

Maladaptive deeply held belief: nobody could ever love me. Im going to die alone

Positive counterthought: maybe someone has an exceptionally rare form of mental illness that would cause them to make the grave mistake of wanting to fuck me

[prokopetz]

Whenever I talk about what the Internet was like in the mid 1990s I invariably get a bunch of folks responding "yes, I too remember the 90s", then proceeding to describe the Internet circa 2005 – and like, it makes sense that this would happen, because relatively few people were actually online in the 1990s, but it's striking how many folks just straight up misremember the mid 2000s as "the 90s".

[prokopetz]

There's probably a line to be drawn between this phenomenon and the surprising number of people who think of Shrek as the quintessential 90s movie in spite of the fact that it came out in 2001.