slugs on shrooms bubble smoke

Erin, 23, she/her, bi, in love with a cowboy named Arthur Morgan — IASIP sideblog: tinyboylittleboybabyboy

[crazyalien87]

[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[unclefather]

He checked her pulse

[okayysophia]

[ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2]

What We Actually Wanted

[penguinpatrolerarmy]

Credit the Artist, mate. 

https://www.instagram.com/ellejart/?hl=en

https://twitter.com/ellejart?lang=en

[3000s]

LETTER CAME IN FROM THE COURTS TODAY!! I AM NOW LEGALLY MALE!! WE FINALLY DID IT, FELLAS

[3000s]

we’re celebrating now

[suhmokey]

[iusedtoknowwhatawishwasfor]

Congrats on living your truth!!

[profeminist]

[yourfavisilliterate]

Edward Cullen from Twilight is illiterate

requested by anonymous

[jjjjjjjjjjohn]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: endless box of generic Benadryl. May cause drowsiness, do not operate heavy apparatuses or high-level spells.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[wildplantts]

This is so fucking funny

[scp2094-deactivated20201208]

my bratz dolls talking to each other

[xenosagaepisodeone]

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

[left-reminders]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Just found out moose can dive as deep as 20 feet (6m) for aquatic vegetation. Can you imagine like, being a diver, and you’re 20 feet underwater, it’s murky, and you run into a moose

A

MOOSE!!!!

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is, by the way, one of the reasons that a regular predator of the moose is the orca whale.

[clericalpaws]

[onefourthprince-deactivated2012]

[sweet-bitsy]

A tailor

[koroleva-dvastolba]

Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

Male authors:

[youthbookreview]

[Image text from a novel:

"I like your mother. You have your mother's breasts."

"Her breasts."

"Great stand-up tits," he said.]

[jelloapocalypse]

sorry I think we’re sleeping on

This author is either writing a parody or they’re an alien

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[thebootydiaries]

If my man says he’s thirsty then I’m driving to his house with this, even if it’s 2am 😌💅🏽 I spoil him so much

[notkatniss]

he really shouldve immediately died for this 

[blu-iv]

All the ghost in the house when she said this

[bettedavisgf]

my cat after i come home and immediately pick him up and swing him around calling him a fat little baby

[nicejewishguy]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[porterr-robinson]

[an-eccentric-devil]

BIG

PHUCKING

MAN