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baseball?? that game from twilight?

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

c4tto626

this is like 100% what living with cats is like

randomslasher

the one where he’s abruptly alarmed by his pants is the funniest one to me

trashboat

the older you get the more you relate. this how i talk to my kombucha

sanctuarytrin

When you read a fic for smut and it turns out to be well written with a good plot.

orlandobloomers

call out post for the sun

too big and old -_-

he always wake me

apocalypsedreams-deact

twoofcups

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server:

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

i scream you scream we all

repress memories of our childhood

circespigfarm

crittizen

The look on her face when she realizes

aegri-somnia-vana

Here’s what they said if you didn’t understand-

Interviewer: What do you think about starting an initiative on campus here at UK, to be more inclusive to women who have penises? So we can put urinals in the womens restroom for them.

Student: Sounds fantastic.

Interviewer: Oh, does it?

Student: Yeah.

Interviewer: What about- Let’s take it one step closer, y'know more- for inclusivity here on campus, but free tampons and pads in the mens restroom for men who have periods?

Student: Sounds great.

Interviewer: Ok- You dont see anything wrong with those statements?

Student: No.

Interviewer: What men do you know with periods?

Student: I generally use- ones like in Willy T* have pads, I use them pretty often.

*(Willy T is the college nickname for their library I’ve heard.)

lost-clause

I attend this school and I can confirm 2 things. Yes, our big library is indeed called Willy T AND the day that this stank bitch came to campus everyone was losing their MINDS and kept walking by in hopes of getting chosen to call her out. Immaculate.

iclimbtreestofeelalive

i. am on the floor. wheezing. the moment she realizes that not only is she talking to a trans man,, but that SHE COULDN’T CLOCK HIM,, this is high art and i want it written in Big Wedge sharpie on my wall

gahdamnpunk

Men really think that women’s liberation is about whether or not we let them view our bodies lmao

898-deactivated20210515

any word ending in -ie is cute tbh. cookie, sweetie, babie, die

starfruitnycarchive

rocktheholygrail

Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day!

asundergrowth

Nice ass, sorry about the mental illness

Thank you king

eelizabit

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

hergraveyard

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

auckie

Men will see a mouse and eat it

hergraveyard

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

auckie

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer