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to future denny: jenny death when

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I can't believe it's already 2017

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Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

4lienmatt

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

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No no no lol please don’t

soft-grunge-lesbian

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

thecuckoohaslanded

AW GREAT now I’m googling a bunch of extinct megafauna like Arctotherium, Argentavis magnificens, and Sarcosuchus imperator

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Sarcosuchus imperator: proof that crocodilian evolution DIDN’T FUCK AROUND

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Purussaurus: proof that not fucking around is an art form

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Argentavis magnificens: the reason sky gods had bird symbols

thecuckoohaslanded

BEAR VS ELEPHANT:

HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL:

ARCTOTHERIUM ANGUSTIDENS: AN UPSETTING QUANTITY OF BEAR

the-gay-prometheus

If I had pictures of size comparisons between an Irish Elk and a human being I’d put those here because ho damn.

thecuckoohaslanded

The Pleistocene is the reason we have nightmares.

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edwad

if karl marx was real he could beat you up, effortlessly. karl marx could rip your little twig body asunder

i have like half a foot on him and know all of his weaknesses

edwad

wait, “if karl marx was real”…. is he… made up?

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cryptid

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reblog if you believe

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what it mean when everything she do make u smile

extradimensionaldream

you got caught up in some shit bro you in love :^/

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:/

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chessys

the phrase daddy issues makes me so mad like no this isnt some ‘issue’ we have its a system of neglect and emotional incompetence thats excused and encouraged in men and then somehow reflects badly on young girls for being lost and im so mad

feminismandhappiness

The man fails as a father and we laugh at the neglected girl

kushonthecoast

And ignore that the father TOO was neglected by HIS parents. Ya’ll want your fathers to take responsibility but you wont take responsibility for your own actions.

Woman and their double standards.

chessys

im literally going to die

trapcard

i’m really sitting here in bed trying to understand that statement but my brain isn’t advanced enough i guess

cheaphalloweencostume

go back in time and be emotionally present for your own dad as a child or you are fake woke and will be called out

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zafojones

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

gwydtheunusual

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits. Frankentrees.

beautifuloutlier

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

reallifescomedyrelief

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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sashiscorner

I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

jadedsoggy

I love how trees are like “fuck it, I’ll deal” at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seeds’ll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. What’s this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.

rooksandravens

I need to be more like tree

azzandra

I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.

fuckyeahwomenprotesting

what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?

sailorofships

Sounds like y’all’ve never heard about the Tree of 40 Fruits. Well, it’s exactly as it sounds. Sam Van Aken, an artist based in New York, decided to try his hand at grafting (e.g. the process by which you attach the branches of a different tree to a host tree).

As artists are inclined to do he decided to push some limits and over the course of a few years he grafted over 40 different fruit onto the host “ including almond, apricot, cherry, nectarine, peach and plum varieties.”

It has a fruiting period lasting from July to October and this is what it looks like when blossoming.

Shit’s tight yo.

Also we have a group called the Guerrilla Grafters. A group who started in San Fransisco with the goal of grafting fruiting branches onto non-fruiting trees of the same type.

Most cities have fruit trees that simply don’t produce fruit because having all these would be a mess and inadvertently providing unregulated food to people comes with a lot of legal risks I suppose. These grafters seem to think otherwise and have taken it upon themselves to try and bring fruit trees back to urban areas.