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run by @fandomtrash-16 & @astel4 || Attempting to play and translate the 2001 gameboy color game...
We are simply two dumbasses learning Japanese out of pure spite so we can translate this old-ass game-
So why not watch us two Chaos Gremlins in our stupid and fun attempts!~ XD
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Yo did I just accidentally submit an incomplete thing-
I was typing it out on my lunch break and had tossed my phone into my purse to drive back to work but when I took it back out it was gone-
So...
Oops-
I do have one that seems to cut off lololol, if you’d like, I can shoot you a message or with it copy-pasted so you don’t have to restart it ^^
Yes please! Cause lord knows it'll all leave my head as soon as I get my next break lol
Thank you, Shay! You're my hero! 🙏
Having dating apps is pointless. The love of your life is on Tumblr
Dude this ain't even funny because I met my partner 5 years ago here on Tumblr-
We've been going strong for over 4 years now!
This hellsite is better than any damn dating app lol
No hate, but I feel like your proportions are a little off
Look at my art.
Very very very carefully
And ask yourself
“Do you think he gives a shit about proportions?”
Hey thick thighs save lives, my man
Today’s bird is: This black vulture trying to hang out with my neighbor’s ducks
(Video comes from my neighbor, it hung out with them for several minutes.)
unfortunately I’m watching supernatural and someone on screen said ‘there are No Wolves in pennsylvania’ and I was like. what a bold incorrect statement. where did they possibly get that idea from. so I googled it…google is insisting there are no wild wolves in pa?? except I’ve Seen wolves here?? there used to be a wolf that would hang out in my backyard and roam around the neighborhood?? like Everyone knew about this wolf we assumed he lived on the golf course and would come to our yards if he got spooked by golfers (very quiet block). like we all thought he just lost his pack or whatever so people just gave him a wide space and let him chill, he didn’t try to break into any houses or attack any pets but this was definitely. a wild wolf. where. where did he come from what do you MEAN there aren’t wolves in pennsylvania I’m literally spiraling right now
still feeling so gut-punched over this
To be fair, PA also said “we did not reintroduce mountain lions, they are not there, you’re seeing really big house cats, please keep coming to the parks and camp sites and ignore that video, that was totally not a mountain lion, someone took last week”
okay I’m sorry but this came up on pinterest and I Screamed
you are the state of Pennsylvania (allegedly)
i just showed this to a friend from pennsylvania and 1. theyre losing their mind bc theyve seen mountain lions which prompted them to look it up which leads me to 2. this fucking bonkers article
[caption: “We’ve been here 45 years and I’ve probably been told by people at least 100 t imes that they’ve seen a cougar or mountain lion,” said owner Vince Hall. “I kind of doubt they saw a cougar, but I’m not God.”]
PA: I can’t believe we’ve lost all our native apex predators Citizens of PA: there’s a mountain lion right there PA: sometimes we can still hear the sound of them scaring away tourists
…PA has fucking EMUS and you want me to believe we have no wolves or mountain lions?
what the fuck do you mean we have emus
http://emusontheridge.com/ https://www.abc27.com/news/us-world/strange/update-runaway-perry-county-emu-found-after-seven-months-on-the-run/
Rescuers still don't know what the animal is... and now it's on the loose.
what the fuck is happening in pennsylvania
As a regretful born and raised Pennsylvanian, we have wolves, coywolves, mountain lions, lynx, and coyotes. Not a single person in authority will admit to there being anything but coyotes and lynx. If you see a cougar, they will tell you you saw a lynx. If you see a wolf, they will tell you you saw a coyote. Ignore the massive differences in sizes. No one knows what a coywolf is but we have them. I have seen a cougar with my own two goddamned eyes. There is an entire nature park whose main attractions are the cougars and wolves (and bison but we’re not talking about them) - it’s called Penn’s Cave, it’s been there forever. Everyone I know has seen a cougar or wolf at least once in the woods.
So what I’m getting at is don’t trust the government.
“the state of Pennsylvania is gaslighting its citizens about the native wildlife”
My spouse was born in PA (Bethlehem, Mt Sinai) and he is enjoying this entire thread, which we might show his cousins who live in Philly and have seen the These Aren’t Cougars.
Hey, could you do me a favor?
Could you just RB this?
The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform
here lemme help
*ahem*
reblog this post to kiss the person you reblogged it from
hope that works :)
THANK YOU THIS IS MAKING MY BRAIN SO HAPPY AAAAAAAAA
THIS IS SO SATISFYING ITS LIKE A GROUP OF PLANKTON OR A RAILWAY CHART...
So i went down the rabbit hole of loading every bit of Data.... needs more space but i love the Galactic proportions that 17k gets ! @graycatluna i hope you enjoy what this has become!
ITS SO ALIVE AND SO SPECIAL...
WE'RE ALL LIKE A PLANKTON COLONY TOGETHER AND I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”
Reblogging for the last addition
Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.
Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.
Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.
IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.
It’s even worse than i remember it
I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.
Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”
cutest moment of my life 🐸🍄💚
Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader
how do you pronounce the exclamation "ough"
oh (like though or so)
ooh (like through or do)
ow (like bough or cow)
off (like cough or scoff)
uff (like rough or stuff)
oaf (like loaf)
ugh (like dug)
oag (like vogue)
oog (like cougar)
none of these/secret tenth option
i love one (1) disaster wizard
It’s a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don’t eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, you’ll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.
Reblogging for that comment ^
Hats off for negative jokes turned to wholesome posts
So this was me for a long time. Afraid to open the door, certain that all that I was would crash and break. That I could never be repaired.
But I opened the door.
And what fell out and crashed to the ground was not me. They weren’t my dishes.
They were other people’s dishes.
Put inside we without my permission, when I was too young to know that I could not hold them all.
I opened the door, and I’m still here.
It turns out, I’m not that fragile.
Oh damn it got better
THANK YOU TWO FOR MAKING OUR LIVES A LITTLE BETTER
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You have to play it right. I find that a weirdo with a Lock style rifle is less silly then a Billy the Kid VS the Dragons
What's even funnier is that this dude is the most powerful mage of his time. And he still opted for the gun.
For the drama, cuz that's how this wizard rolls.
"I've yet to meet one who can counterspell bullet."
Huh! I believe I’ve accidentally found out what the whole deal with this new wave of porn bots is.
OK so! First of all, I’ve got an answer to the age-old question “Why are pornbot blogs blank now? Shouldn’t they at least attempt to try to look like actual people?” and the answer is:
They’re blank themselves because they target blogs with posts on them.
I’ve noticed this one recently because I’ve got blank blogs I only ever use the draft function to store stuff in and never actually post on them. These blogs have never had any bots following them! I’ve also got a blog where I have never made an original post in, only reblogged stuff to. This blog gets bots following it, even after months of inactivity. So the reason these latest waves of bots keep their blogs empty is so they won’t accidentally follow themselves on an endless loop.
With that in mind and given something I found out entirely by accident a little while ago, I also have an answer to the following question: “So how do they trick people, if they don’t have any porn on them that could lead to people clicking their links?” and the answer is:
They’re trying to trick you into following them. And since they don’t have anything to draw attention to them in their blogs, they’re very probably counting on you doing so by accident.
I found this out by accidentally following one of them with my main account after blocking it when it had followed me on this account. Exactly 25 minutes later, it sent me this very obviously bot-generated message:
So what they do is mass follow accounts and hope you’ll follow them by accident while looking them up or even trying to block them instead. Then they’ll send you their scam/malware link! Of course, the message is all kinds of suspicious but that’s a known trick by people who employ spam: they’re actively selecting the most tech unsavvy people by making their messages ring all sorts of alarm bells to people who know even a bit about how the internet works, so only people who wouldn’t even begin to know how to report them will fall for it.
As for what exactly this link they send will do… I’m not sure, but given what these kinds of malicious links usually do I’m betting it’s either regular malware, ransomware, adware, a crypto mining net trying to use your computer to mine bitcoin or your average old fashioned scam: they’ll make you sign up for some sketchy fake camgirl website and promise you nude pictures in exchange for your credit card information. Which they’ll never deliver.
So that’s it! As long as you don’t follow them back you shouldn’t have any problems with them, but even so the best tactic is to report them on sight so they’ll be deleted.
Next DND Character I ever get a chance to play is gonna be a Goblin Bard, with lil raspy hard to hear voice until he sings.
A Lil Man
Lil Man
How smol is he?
Is he pocket-sized?
2’ 11” ~
*GASP*
He IS POCKET-SIZED
I love him-
