Hi

I like drawing stuff.

[thememedaddy]

me_irl

[astirysk]

Well maybe he does, did you ask him?

[relishboi]

this is the lucky post, ignore if you want me to kill you reblog to save yourself

[astirysk]

Kill me. Please lmao

[pacificrim-archive]

[rocketmermaid]

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

[hussainthemvp]

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

[astirysk]

How many times is this going to cross my dash

[astirysk]

035: Worst situation you can think of. Scariest shit in existence. Go.

049: You're a nightshift worker at Macy's and your boss just sent you in to clean the bathroom and it's carpeted. The whole damn thing. Toilets and all.

035: What the fuck

[skywalkerchick1138]

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

[super-secret-bi-spy]

“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

“Boys will be boys!”

“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

[minimalistfish-blog]

Cannot not reblog.

[captain-ak]

“She should have tried to enjoy–”

[thosekidswhohuntmonsters]

“She’s just saying something now for atten-“

[skreeee34982047]

boy am i glad this has so many notes

[fandom-is-my-middle-name]

“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”

  “He should’ve enjoyed it.”

“She must’ve lead him on.”

“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “

[winchester-cas]

“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“

[emeraldmercury]

“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”

“Women can’t rape because…”

“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”

“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”

“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”

[erynspencer2187]

“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”

[erynspencer2187]

“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”

[erynspencer2187]

“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”

[the-glitter-acetylcholine]

reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time

[larissaloki]

I love this post!

[i-am-already-panicking]

“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”

“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”

“Oral isn’t rape.”

“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”

“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”

“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”

[narfoonthenet]

A good post

[ap-kinda-lit]

the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under

[evil-haiku-robot]

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[corviacore]

I like that people included male rape victims as well! This is a good post

[waywardchica]

“They shouldn’t have gone out with someone they met online.”

[notjustamumj]

always always reblog

[dreamingathighaltitude]

This is amazing as a two time survivor it’s fucking time to hear this shit debunked! Hate has no place!

[donnaschaunamanon-deactivated20]

Can not not reblog. 

[daisy-mooon]

its not raped if your rapist was gay

they were trying to fix your asexuality

they were trying to fix your aromantism

its your fault for being religious and not wanting sex outside of marriage

but your a sex worker

but you like sex

but-

[mytrinketsandknickknacks]

Always will reblog love that its included that both men and women can be victims 

[a-for-effort-f-for-execution]

y’all need to start reblogging shit.

[a-for-effort-f-for-execution]

i’m saying this not as someone who wants to be tumblr famous or whatever, idgaf about how popular this blog is. but if you want this site to survive you have to reblog shit. especially from those creative blogs you follow.

understand how this site’s algorithm works: likes mean jack shit here. posts you like do not show up in feeds, they do not show up in suggestions. no one sees it when you like a post besides you and the one who posted. reblogs are what keep the site alive. so if you want this site to continue to be a blight on this capitalist hellspace, damn near anonymous and completely unprofitable to every corporation ever, reblog shit.

if this suggestion offends you, go back to twitter.

[a-for-effort-f-for-execution]

reblogging this once again thanks to the news of post+. y’all were warned.

[baggytrousers27]

Holding Alt or E and clicking the button for fast reblog on comp.

Holding the reblog button and swiping up for fast reblog on the (android) app.

[the-haiku-bot]

Holding Alt or E

and clicking the button for

fast reblog on comp.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[deadaccountnolongerusing-deacti]

:]

[astirysk]

Most likely screaming at myself and not some laundry room ghost but whatever poltergeist keeps closing the bag of laundry pods, thank you but also fuckin why. I can't open these one handed

[astirysk]

I'm fucking determined to open these one handed

[astirysk]

Did it. Fuck you laundry pods

[astirysk]

Most likely screaming at myself and not some laundry room ghost but whatever poltergeist keeps closing the bag of laundry pods, thank you but also fuckin why. I can't open these one handed

[astirysk]

I'm fucking determined to open these one handed

[astirysk]

Most likely screaming at myself and not some laundry room ghost but whatever poltergeist keeps closing the bag of laundry pods, thank you but also fuckin why. I can't open these one handed

[zatauzul-deactivated20240924]

AYO what the actual fuck is the lore of merge mansion cuz these ads are something else

[astirysk]

Typing this in a reblog because my browser is also hell.

I'm going to try to type the most coherent explanation of it as I understand it. There are multiple ways the story can go apparently.

Basically, Maddie (main character, red hair green eyes) is told by her grandmother to call things off with her fiance because her fiance is just trying to steal her mansion/inheritance. Maddie thinks her grandmother is wrong until she overhears her fiance call her an idiot and say once they're married the manaion's his where he thinks she can't hear him. She's distraught and the ad has you choose whether she still marries him or not.

If she still goes through with it (I'm not sure what happens if she doesn't) he doesn't show up on their wedding day because the grandmother either killed or has him trapped somewhere to protect Maddie, she walks home crying and finds her house has burnt down. She then calls her grandmother, not knowing her grandmother is why he didn't show up. The story has like two main paths from there?

A. Her grandmother ignores the call and Maddie fixes her house by herself.

B. Her grandmother picks up and gives her the mansion she's supposed to inherit when her grandmother passes on. I think?

I'm assuming path A. still ends up with Maddie discovering her family's got some sussery going on. Path B. already has her at the mansion and I guess just finding things out faster.

Her grandmother gets arrested for either the murder or disappearance of Maddie's fiance. Maddie runs to the car and they touch hands through the glass. Maddie pulls her hand away and grandma either has "He is alive" or "You're next" written on her hand and a suspicious smirk on her face.

There's also a note titled something along the lines of "Our family's history, I'm sorry - Grandma" beside Maddie's bed at some point but I'm not sure if it's after or before grandma gets arrested.

I'm not sure if the grandmother is actually out to get her granddaughter or not but it seems likely. I haven't played it so it's likely I've missed something but that's the lore that I know of. I don't know what the family secret is.

[chewedcorn]

Ahhh, the subtle approach.

[astirysk]

The Pornmobile

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

[astirysk]

he just fuckin left the building. We should all take notes here.

[shartking420]

taking the eeby deeby elevator with blorbo to horse plinko to get absolutely scrombled

[astirysk]

Just imagine archeologists and English teachers debating about the meaning of this in 3033 and somehow connecting it to the colour of the drapes.

[raddagher-arc]

[astirysk]

"French"

💀💀💀💀😂

[lonleyinmyspacevoid]

YESSSSS NESSIE IS BACK I MISSED YOU-

[astirysk]

TUMBLR PLEASE, SHOW US NESSIE.

HONESTLY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE MOST OF THE ADS I'VE BEEN SEEING ON HERE

I WANNA SEE THE DINOSAUR LADLE

[stevebunge]

Hi marketing team. May we have a chat about stigmatizing mental illness?

[booksnblocks]

I hate tumblr ads sometimes like why do I need to see the same ad of some dude holding his crotch for prostate cancer. Like personally I don’t want to see that every three posts

It’s been like this all day help I think I’ve seen this man hold his crotch a good fifty times at least

[astirysk]

Same, I'm pretty sure we've seen this guy grabbing his pants more in the span of a single day than my parents saw other dudes grabbing theirs in the entirety of the 80's.