shart king

king of shartshire

[robs-sideblobs]

I'm gonna make a post with all of the 'stick figure violence' adjacent images I have. if anyone knows any similar ones I'm missing PLEASE SEND ME THEM. I have an unhealthy obsession with them.

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[footlongdingledong]

oh yeah here’s one I made a while back

[brightlydim]

@b0nkcreat

[wizardnuke]

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[wolfwoodbignaturals]

@foxbride-sunlight

[gayfour]

Ooo I made some recently

[sorcerersandskillusers]

Saving these for when the new chapter comes out

[hungwy]

holy shit all jobs are bad

[francisforever2014]

when you get high and watch your wire show instead of your cloth show

[mossycakes]

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

[unitydruid]

All my haters become negotiators when they face my hostage situation of success

[shartking420]

me today arguing with my boss in the middle of a parking lot in front of three other people

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[sexchangedotcom]

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]

[the-tenth-arcanum]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

[lizbethborden]

I get she dresses like that bc she's a mountain woman but. Annie Wilkes' dyke swag

[lizbethborden]

I cant help it. I just love her. She's never done anything wrong. Torture that man honey

[sailatina3]

Im autistic and I love spice and tacos and rap music i think you're just a pussy

[mrsterlingeverything]

Manspreading alone in the endless darkness

[shartking420]

hey so um,, we actually just stabbed your boyfriend. yeah it was at the senate house. some guy called brutus organized it. yeah i mean the seer did say it was gonna happen, sorry.

[soaphoe]

this tweet is absolutely taking me out

#UseYourButt

[teathattast]

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[heedra]

im adopting the ‘dark jock’ aesthetic. i’m going to lurk around crumbling old institute buildings in a black tanktop with a skull on it and a backwards ballcap and i’m going to get dark academia people to write my essays for me while i call them nerds and doofuses and prep for the big dark football game

[wardenmcpherson]

hell yeah

[wardenmcpherson]

For those keeping track at home, I attached a photo of the Trunch fully clothed, and was immediately assigned a mature label. Inch resting.