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[spiribia]

Why is so much adult oriented 2d animation bastard ugly, do they know they don’t have to do that? The characters don’t have to projectile vomit all the time either, but maybe that’s asking too much

[landsccape]

[astr-0-spac3]

Anyone else ever get like stuck, or hyper fixated, on a seasoning??

Like im putting this shit on and in everything... rice, sausage, fries, soup, popcorn, etc.

[kosmogrl]

the thing is, it’s never too late for anyone to start over except me. I’m doomed and it’s over for me

[astr-0-spac3]

Idk if its my hearing or if im just stupid but anyone else also get confused if it was their upstairs neighbor or if I just heard thunder...

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[glittergelpensherlock]

is it obvious to yall that i found out what sex was from fanfiction or...

[parkayquarts]

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

[catchymemes]

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[tysonfurybattlepass]

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

[tysonfurybattlepass]

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

[aspiringsorceress]

One of worst things copaganda ever perpetuated is the rhetoric that if you aren't guilty of breaking the law, you shouldn't value your personal privacy against the state's surveillance and interrogation. That only guilty people hire lawyers when talking to police.

[anxiousleftist]

How it feels to be queer & disabled:

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[astr-0-spac3]

You ever just plan something and then when it comes up you're like who the fuck planed this??

[astr-0-spac3]

Update! Everything went well and the world didn't end!! *shook face*