Paranoid Android

25 year old bisexual woman living with her wife and animals. We have a bird, a snake, and an axolotl. Using this blog to share cute animals and art. Sometimes nsfw. Thanks for visiting. (I have zero tolerance for bullshit. it's not what I'm here for. Save yourself some time and just hit block if you have a problem with me, don't waste my time. That said, I treat others how they treat me! Be nice, and I will be nice, leave me the fuck alone and I'll leave you the fuck alone. If I'm being a dick to you, you really need to stop and ask yourself what you did. Don't be shy if you wanna talk about animals or ask a non rude-question, my ask box is always open if you don't have a grey face.) paypal.me/astralferret

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

her perfect face always cheers me up

look at that

[archiemcphee]

Today we learned that conches, the sea-dwelling mollusks who live inside those big, beautiful conch seashells in warm tropical waters, peer out at the world with cartoonish eyes on tiny eyestalks. They see you. They see everything. And what’s more, they can regenerate their peepers should they happen to lose one or both of them.

“One 1976 paper dug into the specific behind these animals’ alien eyestalks. Sitting at the tips of long stalks, they contain retinas with both sensory cells and colored pigment cells. But the story gets weirder because obviously, it gets weirder. After amputating the conchs’ eyes, a fully-formed replacement took its place 14 days later. Humans, we really are losing this evolutionary game.”

But wait, that’s hardly the only surprising set of eyes under the sea. Scallops have eyes too, LOTS of them:

Conch photos by Redditor buterbetterbater and via @shingworks.

[via /r/pics and Gizmodo]

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

I will always reblog shellfish eyes.

[kinasin]

Batgirl #14

[theweirdwideweb]

[tailsandco]

goodness me, sweetheart,

[astral--kitten]

Directly after standing rudely and directly on my lips, acting cute and innocent for the camera. Such a jerk butt.

[astral--kitten]

The wifey and I after a rave in Baltimore

[astral--kitten]

Double conch my Lily did for me today

[chemychems-deactivated20210407]

[kaijutegu]

Spoiled child pouts at a party.

[southernlesbiansworld]

Date the person who tells you to be safe when you go out, not the one who gets mad. Partnership, not ownership.

[lamignonette]

[pizza-omelette]

Its spring and all the babbies are hard at work! 

[psychedelictrashbag]

I GOT MY BABIES BACK ❤❤

[beakybirds]

NEW! Therapy Treatment: “Hold These Beebs.”

[myfeatheredflock]

I NEED this treatment

[heathawk13]

Yes I added googly eyes to a hitachi.

[filthyqueerdaddy]

@fresh-bite

[astral--kitten]

How did the eggplant emoji come to mean weiner I don't understand