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youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

i am on the FLOOR

gendergenius

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

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happy pride month to the stupidest post on this site.

dailynarnia

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

helloitsbees

happy pride month to this post specifically

cognitivedissonance

conradtao

2000ish

Motherboard from Cyberchase

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donkeydickjess

“Alright, we get it” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

justlike-thatt

They’re both news anchors and that just makes it better😭

dankkaquarius

so you’re telling me this isn’t actually an SNL sketch and Lil Nas X really did rip his pants dancing on a stripper pole on live television

solidsnake

blue-le-q

esoanem

The Powerpuff girls sequel looks lit

anais-ninja-bitch

winx club wishes they had this

intheheatherbright

Costume. Chitons.

intheheatherbright

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

killerchickadee

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

treewizarded

that genuinely is it

itwashotwestayedinthewater

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

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lets bring back sheetwares

hostagesandsnacks

also chlamys:

and exomis:

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trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

awhiffofcavendish

Wear blanket. Conquer world.

goys2men

That last one looks dope

moniquill

Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.

egobuzz

you’ve heard of the swear jar

now get ready for the sin tin

egobuzz

remember-you-will-die

OP? I’m pretty sure this counts as taking indulgences.

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Shut up Luther

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its a two for one special today folks

booooooom

ejacutastic

brother no

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The original Eartha Kitt recording of Santa Baby is the only good version because she’s the only one that puts any kind of irony or humour into it. She understands that the song is about a gold-digger singing to her sugar daddy, telling him about all the gifts she wants and buttering him up by telling him how “good” she’s been to him. And flirtatiously comparing him to Santa because he’s an old man who gives her gifts when she sits on his lap. Every other singer does the song as though they’re actually trying to fuck Santa.