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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

mattheuphonium-blog

fabulous

tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

unpretty

my favorite thing that Clark Kent does is try to figure out how a Normal Human Man would respond to getting injured

like if someone shoots at him he can say “oh he missed” and if someone tries to punch him he can kind of roll with it and barely avoid getting hit so they don’t smash their hand while going “oh ow oof what a punch ouch”

but then here comes the Joker with a comically large wooden mallet and now Clark has to figure out how Normal Human Man Clark Kent could conceivably survive this without making it obvious that he is not actually a Normal Human Man. just “oh goddammit i’ve never even seen someone get hit with one of these before, the joker’s probably seen all kinds of people get hit, he knows what this is supposed to look like but i have no goddamn idea i am so fucked”

superman may have the power of flight and super strength but clark kent has the power of improv

justakansasboy-deactivated20230

BUT YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

POLITELY ASKING JOKER TO STOP

unpretty

you are completely right, clark kent asking people to please stop trying to murder him is definitely way up there on the list of reasons he is amazing

justakansasboy-deactivated20230

#EXCUSE ME SIR #BUT I AM TRYING TO LIVE #COULD YOU PLEASE TAKE YOUR MALLET ELSEWHERE #THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND COOPERATION #there’s no way he should be able to dodge but the joker is way too busy being mad at the gall of him to think about that #so offended that someone he had not planned to waste time on was still alive

makiruz

No, no; it’s even better!

Joker politely asks Clark to let him kill him

(Superman/Batman #87)

monjustmonsideblog

Everyone’s being so damn polite today, as a treat

everythingfox

Instinct runs deep (🔊)

catasters

quinndolyns-deactivated20220403

he transformed... magical pot...

moonlightduelist

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

vympr

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

sassytail

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

brunhiddensmusings

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated he then revealed that the original xbox logo...

is a sourdough boule

redrook

probuccalfat1

this community has weird dark vibes lately

cellyhwondertainment

its all rhe ******* and )****(

probuccalfat1

girl is this wheel of fucking fortune give me a vowel or something

badjokesbyjeff

not all americans are monolingual you fucking asshole i speak 4 languages fuck you

Yet you only seem to know how to display your childish temper in one. Quelle déception.

titkoks

the comments on this video killed me

karnalesbian

ol'

lookin ass

fullychaoticpatrol

I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate