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Grace: I can fit the whole world in the palm of my hands. Wanna see?
Simon: That’s impossible, you can’t possibly—
Grace: *gently cups Simon’s face in his hands with a smile* I can, see?
Simon: *streams of tears running down his face* Fuck…
Tfw you're recovered enough that you get to shower on your own but you're low-key dreading it because you come from a resource scarce space station and all showers are quick and cold and you know all your muscles are gonna get tense as hell and it's gonna HURT with your new wounds.
But then the shower is WARM??? Which you never even considered as an option and it feels SO good and you can feel all your muscles start to relax at once and then your body is low-key so overwhelmed that you pass out for a hot second and scare TF out of the nice guy who saved you.
Bloodymary & Reader & Rocky
⭐️Headcanons⭐️
Ya’ll I cannot hold myself back any longer. Trust me when I say I tried.
RATTLING THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE
Okay- so hear me out! I actually don’t like shipping reader/myself with Simon/Ryland or either of them with Reader/myself individually, but I really like the idea of them being very parental towards a younger reader? Like Reader is between 20-24 and ended up in the same solar system as Ryland/Rocky/Simon through space shenanigans.
So lemme cook please PLEASE LET ME COOK
TW: Mentions of death, isolation, vague insinuations regarding suicide.
MDNI
Spoilers to Project Hail Mary and Iron Lung! Be aware!
Edit: Masterlist here!
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- You were supposed to make it home, you were not a patron saint of one way trips.
- Not making it home was a technical error, a mistake made by someone on your ship or someone down on Asora, your home planet.
- Your ship was knocked off course and something malfunctioned, suddenly floating off into space with no communications getting through to anyone on the ground.
- Your crew mates died one by one until you were the only one left, getting sick or..or dying under other conditions.
- You relinquished them to the stars and went on your way, mourning the losses and grappling with the fear that you’d end up another wayward soul in the vastness of space.
- But then there was a connection, your communicator picking up the voice of a man, asking if anyone was aboard.
- You responded immediately, could cry with tears of relief. You were saved! You were saved!!
- You docked your small ship on their’s, using your attach system to airlock the crafts together and making sure it was secure.
- After making sure you could breathe oxygen and wouldn’t die the minute you entered the atmosphere of the Hail Mary (as you’d learned), you entered their airlock and subsequently, their ship.
- Ryland Grace was starting to become accustomed to finding people out in space. Rocky and Simon were both now aboard the Hail Mary and now another craft had been picked up by Mary’s systems.
- He heard your voice the second he asked if anyone was aboard and introduced himself, surprised at the young voice that answered.
- He was even more surprised when you walked into the Hail Mary, removing your gear and revealing someone no older than 25 standing before himself, Rocky, and Simon.
- Immediate teacher mode. Ryland is in his early forties, Simon is in his late thirties, and Rocky is over a hundred years old. You’re now officially the youngest person aboard.
- He gets you checked out by Armando as you tell your story, getting choked up as you explained how you were actually supposed to make it home.
- Simon inquired why someone so young would be in space anyways and Ryland agreed how strange that was.
- The two were horrified when they discovered that your planet, while meaning for you all to make it back, sent you up in a shabby craft that made ships on Eden look like five star hotels.
- And how little volunteers there were to actually go up and the bribery they used on younger people to send them to essentially their deaths.
- Ryland was especially heartbroken, you weren’t even 25 yet! Your brain wasn’t fully developed, you weren’t even out of college, you had barely lived.
- Rocky is wary of you at first, but your friendly and relieved demeanor gets him to warm up to you quickly.
- You are like- technically a baby to him. While yes he understands that by human standards you’re an adult, twenty years is still toddler age for Eridians.
- He treats you like the adult you are, but can’t help but be especially worrisome over your wellbeing.
- Always watches you sleep, makes sure you’re warm and fed, demands you see Armando if you so much as sneeze.
- Simon is maybe the one who takes the longest to warm up to you. He didn’t know what to talk to you about or what to say.
- Simon is actually the one you seek the most comfort from. He’s a very grounded person and the most logical option.
- He soothes you through nightmares of dead crew-mates and sits with you in the “don’t go crazy” room, showing you beautiful photos of trees and landscapes.
- He lets you help with the upkeep of the ship, teaching you basic safety rules and general upkeep. It scares him to his core that you didn’t know any of it, how had you survived as long as you had?
- You end up sticking with them, afraid to go back into space by yourself, and they’re happy to have you!
- After gathering everything from your ship, they send that tin bucket away into the vastness where it belongs (especially after Simon and Rocky extract a bunch of useable parts and the radio)
- You are now crew-mate number four on the Hail Mary!
- Your ship had a lot of supplies despite how badly crafted it was, so there’s more clothing, food, blankets, and hygiene supplies for you all to share.
- The whole ordeal finally being over sends you into what is basically an exhaustion coma.
- They set you up in the “don’t go crazy” room with soft music playing and a nest of soft things for you to lay on as you sleep.
- Rocky keeps watch the entire time and Simon came in periodically to make sure you were still breathing and to tuck the blankets back in so you’d be warm and comfortable.
- You’re always touching one of them, or at least are always near them.
- You hadn’t had human contact in almost a year, you’re going to hold Ryland’s hand dammit! He’s got two! If Simon can do ship repairs with one hand then Ryland can do reports with one just fine.
- Simon is very warm, so you cling to him a lot since the Hail Mary can get pretty cold.
- Ryland loves teaching you things. While it’s not the same as teaching a middle school class, he still really enjoys when something in your head clicks or you ask questions.
- Rocky and you work on his translator, spending hours adding new words and honestly yapping about anything and everything.
- Rocky will take every and any opportunity to ramble about his lovely mate, Adrian.
- He thinks you and Adrian will get along well and is so excited for you to meet them when they get to Erid.
- Once you all get to Erid and are thoroughly checked out by Armando and the Eridian medical team, the bio dome is built, and you live with Simon and Grace.
- I love every version of Bloodymary. This version is where Grace and Simon are both on the asexual spectrum and while yes they are dating, they have no interest in sex and mainly enjoy the fluffy physical affection and being around one another.
- You’re kind of their kid? They act like they’re your parents!
- Adrian ends up adoring you and it becomes a trend for them to steal you away to hang out in the lab.
- Adrian is BIG and loves carrying you around on their back.
- He/him Rocky and they/them Adrian my beloveds.
- All of Adrian’s team that works on the bio dome are so confused by you. What do you mean this pebble was in charge of a ship by themselves for over a year?? Who would commit such an act of negligence??
- Prepare to get pampered lmao.
- Anyways yeah fluff found family space people wow!
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That’s it for now! Hope you enjoyed!
Have a nice day and stay safe!
- Moss man
Au where Ryland becomes blind before leaving Earth, but the crew’s other last minute addition, Simon, is very helpful in saving the stars.
(Simon is a little confused how he got here and not sure how to tell the only other person the truth. And that was hard even before the alien showed up.)
ugh. dude. stop kissing his neck u freaking weirdo... (affectionate)
totally highly requested 🙏
fox grace cat simon, kittymon..
"Curl up in Ryan Goslings arms Safe Safe"
Messy Bloodymary doodles 🫠
(Simon about to be smooched within an inch of his life lol)
i was retelling a story to my friend and then had this idea
Grace having a crush on Simon would feel so much more dreading to him than something to be hopeful about
he's a coward that runs from being heartbroken but not only that, Simon would be the first person he's ever met in YEARS. the desire to have a human friend to confide to and interact with is so high but if he finds out that there's romantic build up for Simon, he's absolutely panicking and wishing that it dies out because Grace does NOT want to fuck up this genuine human connection when he barely had friends in the first place pre-phm events
he'd make a whole pros and cons list on his whiteboard and considering every possible outcome if they were to be a thing, but the cons weigh so much heavier to Grace's head that he holds back on these feelings for so long. in addition to that, he believes that his head is making it up because he's never truly felt like he could find someone that would just be okay being present with, to not create big romantic gestures or try to make advances for a relationship. Simon respects and cares about how Grace expresses himself/feels and doesn't see him as any less
would Grace make attempts at self-sabotage to feel secure that he has zero chances of messing up a friendship romantically if it went to shit beforehand? Most likely, but i think Simon wouldn't take the bullshit and set down a mature conversation, even if it burns Grace's skin to do so
[read tags for more yapping]
I said I was going to fluffpost and ONLY that, but first: i loveeee when Simon genuinely believes that Ryland is a god or an angel or some other kind of mythical creature who has been sent to care for him. I love when he's like "this is the perfect man, therefore he is better than a man, therefore he is not a man at all, because I am a man and he is so wonderful and I Am Such A Bad Simon etcetcetc
I read a fic once (which I can no longer find boooo) where Simon thought that Ryland was a fallen angel and that he was ferrying Simon to hell aboard the Hail Mary. chef's kiss. he thought he had died and was being sentenced to eternal torment for blowing up Filament Station, and his thoughts were still all about how gorgeous Ryland was and how gentle he was being. i love when he's just totally amazed by Ryland's dorky self, because everyone and everything was so serious and so violent on Eden, and Ryland is like nothing he's ever seen before
and ofc, Ryland being the sweet person that he is, he never once thinks of himself as being better than Simon. As a matter of fact, he thinks of Simon as a perfect equal, and he's head over heels for him, just full to the brim with total pure adoration for his bloodied mutant coolguy eelhusband. but Ryland is so very normal and vanilla about it because he grew up normal-style on Earth.
but Simon grew up in a cult. Simon is from Eden. Simon would genuinely let that man kill him if Ryland ever even vaguely indicated that he would like to. love that shit. I need more Mentally Strange Simon in my life. he has to get even weirder than he was before they welded him into the Iron Lung. I want that man to have a very warped perception of his place in the world and i want him to express that warped perspective to Ryland as earnestly and bluntly as possible. I want him to say some truly unhinged shit to try and flirt
also I think it's funny when the aforementioned weird earnestness causes Rocky to beef with Simon & assume the human from the blood ocean is going to do something inappropriate to his human lol. shotgun talk Rocky is among my favorite tropes
Hi letting you know that your Sun/Moon AU is the reason why I ship BloodyMary btw
(Coming from someone who has not actually seen either of the movies lmao)
THAT'S SO SWEET OF YOU!!
Glad to hear I've been a nice influence on someone
Did a fun little study of Simon and Grace 🤔 i had never drawn either of them before so i wanted to work on differentiating their features and figuring out how i wanted to stylize them.
As much as I love bloodymary I still stand by my aroace grace
bosh's first bloodymary fanart✨️
Head canon the idea of Grace knowing how to braid hair well, being a school teacher and all. The kids definitely gave him pom pom head.
I couldn't decide if I wanted him to do it for Simon or Ilyukhina, so I did both!
Does the harness count as clothing?
Yes
Definitely
Absolutely
Transcript:
Simon: Kiss?
Grace: P-put some clothes on first-!
Simon:...
Simon: But I am wearing clothes?
Grace: THE HARNESS DOESNT COUNT-
Send me art ideas fellasss in my askbox. I'm wanting to sketch these fuckerss.