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Tony: Ya Iâm sure
Peter pointing exasparately and aggressively at himself: ARE YOU REALLY SURE???
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Tony: Nobody loves me
Peter: Are you sure?
Tony: Ya Iâm sure
Peter pointing exasparately and aggressively at himself: ARE YOU REALLY SURE???
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I am bitter about many things in the mcu-
But the fact that they removed this scene honestly takes the fucking biscuit.
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my attention span as a 10 year old: *reads the Lord of the Rings trilogy in like two sittings*
my attention span now: *checks internet every 10 minutes during important task, opens new tab of same site Iâm already browsing and got tired of*
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) // Iron Man 2 (2010)
Dr. Bruce Banner murdering the avengers without even turning into Hulk.
Listen, Tony might snark at you but he cries himself to sleep daily. Meanwhile, Bruce will dismantle you with words and make you question your worth at 3 am in the morning.
how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say ânah heâd want to be a wizard copâ
#just let him dress in warm sweaters and have tea with neville in the staff room and help first years #harry james potter as hogwarts longest serving defense against the dark arts teacher fucking fight me (@batcii)
#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #âugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAKâ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and theyâd all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sighâexcept itâs fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldnât have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyoneâs questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like âprofessor potter!! i canât get my patronus to work! help me!â #and like theyâd go home at the end of the year or for break and their parentsâwho ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like âmerlin i donât know?? potterâs such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movementsâ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)
Not to mention it would be an ultimate Fuck You to Voldemort, who put a curse on the teaching position in the first place.
Like, Jo, I donât want to tell you how to do your job, but COME ON
I already queued this but also, you do this, but still have Ginny become a famous Quidditch player. Imagine the first time Harry gets called âGinnyâs husbandâ before âthe boy who livedâ or âthe chosen one.â Imagine how fucking pleased heâd be.
Imagine the first time a student comes up to him looking starry-eyed and Harryâs thinking âOh noâ because he doesnât want to talk about Voldemort or the war but instead this little eleven year old is like âARE YOU REALLY MARRIED TO WEASLEY FROM THE HOLLYHEAD HARPIES???!?? WHATâS SHE LIKE?â and heâs like âoh thank godâ because he could talk about Ginny all day.Â
Yes. Good.
Actually, all three of them should have become professors. Hermione would have become Headmistress, of courseâyoungest Headmistress of Hogwarts ever, and the only one willing to turn the portraits of her predecessors to the wall if they gave her too much lip about her efforts to modernize the curriculum. (She probably started as Transfiguration professor after McGonagall became Headmistress, but it wouldnât surprise me if McGonagall was grooming her for the Headmistress job all along.)
And Ron took over as flying instructor for Professor Hooch; everyone thinks heâs an easy A because heâs so mellow and silly and hands out candy for good performances and his brother and sister sometimes visit the class to show off some of their old Quidditch moves and give away Wizard Wheezes to the best fliers, and itâs not until they talk to someone else from a different school or era that they realize that flying is actually really difficult to learn and Ron just found ways to slip all the teaching in under the fun so that they didnât even notice. Things that seemed like silly tricks or goofy jokes turned out to be mnemonics for complex maneuvers, and of course nobody ever wanted to skip a class under his tutelage.
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Okay all other canon epilogues can go home, this is the best.
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Right now, Iâm sifting through 50+ applications for a new entry-level position. Hereâs some advice from the person who will actually be looking at your CV/resume and cover letter:
âYou must include a cover letterâ does not mean âwrite a single line about why you want this positionâ. If you canât be bothered to write at least one actual paragraphs about why you want this job, I canât be bothered to read your CV.
Donât bother including a list of your interests if all you can think of is âsocialising with friendsâ and âlistening to musicâ. Everyone likes those things. Unless you can explain why the stuff you do enriches you as a person and a candidate (e.g. playing an instrument or a sport shows dedication and discipline) then I honestly donât care how you spend your time. I wonât be looking at your CV thinking âhuh, they havenât included their interests, they must have noneâ, Iâm just looking for what you have included.
Even if you apply online, I can see the filename you used for your CV. Filenames that donât include YOUR name are annoying. Filenames like âCV - mediaâ tell me that youâve got several CVs you send off depending on the kind of job advertised and that you probably didnât tailor it for this position. â[Full name] CVâ is best.
USE. A. PDF. All the meta information, including how long you worked on it, when you created it, times, etc, is right there in a Word doc. PDFs are far more professional looking and clean and mean that I canât make any (unconscious or not) decisions about you based on information about the file.
I donât care what the duties in your previous unrelated jobs were unless you can tell me why theyâre useful to this job. If you worked in a shop, and youâre applying for an office job which involves talking to lots of people, donât give me a list of stuff you did, write a sentence about how much you enjoyed working in a team to help everyone you interacted with and did your best to make them leave the shop with a smile. I want to know what makes you happy in a job, because I want you to be happy within the job Iâm advertising.
Does the application pack say who youâll be reporting to? Can you find their name on the company website? Address your application to them. Itâs super easy and shows that you give enough of a shit to google something. 95% of people donât do this.
Tell me who you are. Tell me what makes you want to get up in the morning and go to work and feel fulfilled. Tell me what youâre looking for, not just what you think Iâm looking for.
I will skim your CV. If you have a bunch of bullet points, make every one of them count. Make the first one the best one. If itâs not interesting to you, itâs probably not interesting to me. Iâm overworked and tired. Make my job easy.
âI work well in a team or individuallyâ okay cool, you and everyone else. If the job means youâll be part of a big team, talk about how much you love teamwork and how collaborating with people is the best way to solve problems. If the job requires lots of independence, talk about how you are great at taking direction and running with it, and how you have the confidence to follow your own ideas and seek out the insight of others when necessary. I am profoundly uninterested in cookie-cutter statements. I want to know how you actually work, not how a teacher once told you you should work.
For an entry-level role, tell me how youâre looking forward to growing and developing and learning as much as you can. I will hire genuine enthusiasm and drive over cherry-picked skills any day. You can teach someone to use Excel, but you canât teach someone to give a shit. It makes a real difference.
This is my advice for small, independent orgs like charities, etc. We usually donât go through agencies, and the person reading through the applications is usually the person who will manage you, so it helps if you can give them a real sense of who you are and how youâll grab hold of that entry level position and give it all youâve got. This stuff might not apply to big companies with actual HR departments - itâs up to you to figure out the culture and what theyâre looking for and mirror it. Do they use buzzwords? Use the same buzzwords! Do they write in a friendly, informal way? Do the same! And remember, 95% of job hunting (beyond who you know and flat-out nepotism, ugh) is luck. If you keep getting rejected, itâs not because you suck. You might just need a different approach, or it might just take the right pair of eyes landing on your CV.
And if you get rejected, itâs worthwhile asking why. Youâve already been rejected, the worst has already happened, thereâs really nothing bad that can come out of you asking them for some constructive feedback (politely, informally, âif it isnât too much troubleâ). Pretty much all of us have been hopeless jobseekers at one point or another. We know itâs shitty and hard and soul-crushing. Friendliness goes a long way. Even if itâs just one line like âyour cover letter wasnât inspiring" at least you know where to start.
And seriously, if you have any friends that do any kind of hiring or have any involvement with that side of things, ask them to look at your CV with a big red pen and brutal honesty. I do this all the time, and the most important thing I do is making it so their CV doesnât read exactly like that of every other person who took the same âhow-to-get-a-jobâ class in school. If your CV has a paragraph that starts with something like âI am a highly motivated and punctual individual whoââ then oh my god I AM ALREADY ASLEEP.
Very good post thanks for this.
Excellent advice for building and submitting job application documents.
This is the first good resume advice post Iâve seen on this site. Much better advice than the âlists of active verbs to useâ and âhere are resume templatesâ. Follow this advice.
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I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brownâs book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.
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how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like
FACT:
This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing âwaterâ. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will âdrownâ you again.
You can âdrownâ someone and be sure that they wonât be harmed
You all needed to know this.Â
holy shit
That went from cool to horrifying is 0.05 seconds