The sky in the morning is the best part of living.

[aroacexuemeng]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

[doggirlhen]

reblog heavy

[shortvideosandstuff]

[carnahan]

And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

[airred]

santa’s creed

[theslickest-deactivated20240718]

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

[lacunadaisies]

I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this

[clarisimart]

You better watch out

[ajistorpid]

You better watch out

[thequestionablyhuman-deactivate]

You better watch out

[wlwadora-ble]

You better watch out

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[frogmp3]

europeans are so funny literally like “i can’t believe americans don’t have fresh bread” what the fuck are you talking about

[lasemis]

I can't believe americans think their store-bought sliced bread is real bread

[frogmp3]

there are bakeries in the united states LMAO i’m not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

"I'm not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread" is now my life motto.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Update: Lot of people reblogging me trying to say this or that about bread. I'm really sorry if you misheard me, but I am not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread. Thanks for understanding.

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

answer some questions and I’ll tell you what kind of straight person you would be

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

Me watching the gay people in my phone get psychic damage from my silly little uquiz

[habbadax]

Took a wrong turn somewhere

[orcboxer]

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

[cardiac-ossification]

[the-punforgiven]

[spacey-daydreams]

[only-tiktoks]

[sandersstudies]

Grizzly 399 is so cool! I went to her Wikipedia page intending to screenshot interesting facts about her, but I would really recommend you go check out the whole thing for yourself.

Grizzly 399 lives in close proximity to humans but has never caused problems or attacked a human - she has taught her many cubs important skills like looking both ways before crossing the road. She has had more triplets than is normal for grizzlies, and is far better at keeping triplets alive than less experienced mothers.

She had 22 progeny, (though not all survived) including Grizzly 610, who in 2011 adopted one of 399’s triplets along with her own two cubs. 399 previously went viral on social media for keeping her quadruplets alive through two seasons, despite bear cubs only having a 55% survival rate.

[saathiray]

A beast crushing it on adapting to become more fit for her environment and passing on knowledge to her progeny. Top-tier animal.

[bish0ps]

Can you explain this gap in your blog history

[menlove-archive]

honest to god can’t stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it’s such a good example of politically driven folk music.

[kaizykat]

Lyrics:

Jeff found a genie in a bottle Who said, “I can give you anything you ask” “You can have your wishes three And a million more for free It’s unlimited, just set me to the task.”

Well, Jeff thought a while, Said, “I want houses, “I want boats, I want fancy modern art, I want tickets to the Met, I want my own private jet, And a rocket into space just for a start.”

Well, the genie waved her arms and made it happen His every wish bolted from the blue And folks all over town grew enamored, gathered ‘round To admire the man whose wishes had come true

They said, “Let’s hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he’s been set so far apart.” “Yeah, let’s hear it for Jeff who has everything! ‘Cause his wishes are only at the start.”

Well, Jeff heard their shouts and he grew worried He said, “Everybody’s getting in my way.” The genie smiled as before, “You’ve got a million wishes more. You can even give a bunch of them away.”

Well, Jeff got confused and sorta quiet ‘Til he finally said, “I have just one wish more.” “I am satisfied, so I wish that you would die So you cannot grant wishes anymore.”

Well, the genie’s eyes got big and sad and shiny ‘Til she finally said, “Your wish is my command.” And with an effervescent sigh, she disappeared before his eyes And no wishes were ever granted there again

So, let’s hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he has set so far apart Yeah, let’s hear it for Jeff, who’s got everything! Every single fucking thing except a heart

[wordsmithic]

[kosmogrl]

hello everyone let’s stop looking back and wondering if things could have been different, it’s never gonna happen! love you

[fishandshesmygills]

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

[fishandshesmygills]

brother dubious

[dragoncarrion]

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

[tortol]

picture i got at pride last week; here mexico

[animentality]

[kaelio]

No-fault divorce is actually very recent. That is, a divorce just because you wanted to get divorced and not because they were guilty of some provable transgression. California’s no-fault divorce law was 1966; the latest US state, it was 2010. When I was in Catholic school, we were taught to believe in and promote anti-no-fault-divorce positions. This is very recent history, and you cannot take even this for granted. Stop being “edgy” about feminism and its flaws. Every movement will have some flaws. But do you not think that this, and the risk it represents, is significant to women as a class of all backgrounds?

[furryprovocateur]

it’s literally as simple as “if you are against no-fault divorce, you believe that men should be able to own women like property”.

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

after this passes: “Why are marriage rates plummeting?”

[critcrockett]

After this passes: “What is with America’s young husbands and why are they dying so young?”

[ruinedchildhood]

[island-delver-go]

[sexywizardsdotcom-deactivated20]

kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing)

kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.

[catgirlforeskin]

Obsessed with the way the kangaroo runs straight at them and attacks like a hostile mob in a survival game

[zagreus]

love how Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt fucked so hard that everyone was just like “ok that’s his song now”

[wagamaggot]

that everyone includes trent reznor

[animentality]

[headspace-hotel]

...are esports segregated by gender?????

[fruitsoftheweb]

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

[hollowtones]

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes