Cassie

This is my main, I have too many sideblogs. You can find the sideblogs in my pinned. or dont i mean i cant stop you from ignoring them.

[thisonecassie]

My name is Cassie im 23 and I have far too many sideblogs and I hit post limit way too often!!

open me up to see what other blogs I got! (roughly in order of how much i use them)

@thisonecassie is my main, its basically anything that doesn't fit on a side blog

@jiminy-crickets a hockey/sport climbing blog!

@thisnevermeantnothingtoyou is my general music sideblog

@fresh-bait ....my shrine to people (…mostly men) with injuries (tw for blood)

@impressionistsownmyheart is where i reblog every single piece of art that I love, if I reblogged your art that means im giving you a /p kiss.

@sharp-edges my writing blog :)

@philsgreyhairs is my dan and phil sideblog

@muppetgirlie is my muppets/sesame street/jim henson in general/children's media i love blog!

@dykebeeduo is my mcyt sideblog, expect brainrot and brainrot!

@thiswatchcassie rewatch blog, curently working on all of the MCU in release order

@space-stone-put-me-here MCU blog to accompany said rewatch

@iwroteonthewalls m*a*s*h sideblog :)

@thatswhenicouldfinallybreath is my swiftie sideblog

@ihaveaquebbin is my general/variety streamer sideblog

@commonplacecassie is my commonplace blog where i post about and compile things to add to my commonplace book

@zeldaismybf is my loz (but mainly botw/totk) brainrot sideblog

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[molabuddy]

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

[saltedsour]

dw i got u i am obsessed.with this image

[molabuddy]

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

[valtsv]

the fujoshi shit is old

you should be grateful for my restraint. if you saw the fujoshi shit i do in private you'd hurl.

[beemovieerotica]

you put a dog on a diet and he'll start begging for plain ass vinegar like he's christ on the cross

[beemovieerotica]

ok my apologies, apparently it was a big deal that jesus did NOT beg for vinegar while on the cross. and this was like, religiously important.

anyway my dog is suffering more than christ

[kaity--did]

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

[kaity--did]

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

[kaity--did]

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

[kaity--did]

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

????

[kaity--did]

Husband: Holds Penny Rose up to her reflection in the microwave

Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!

[kaity--did]

FYI this is how you get a Deals Warlock if you were wondering

[justplainsalty]

I have follow up questions:

1) Did you participate in baby talk to make up for your husband's deficit, or did you also opt to speak to the Deals Warlock like a very tiny adult from babyhood?

1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?

[kaity--did]

I didn't baby talk with her very much either! I think I squealed at her more than my husband did.

Something funny that has happened is that while she formally calls me Mama when she's answering me in passing she does call me "My Darling Love" and I don't know for sure but I think it's because I call her and her father "my loves" and her father calls me and her "darlings" and she's created a mash up 😂

So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" 😂

[kaity--did]

Everyone is always so so kind on this post but I do want to warn you all that this did in fact lead to an insanely verbal child, and if you choose that life you have to commit to that life.

Penny Rose is now 5 years old and she

1. Starts talking the moment she opens her eyes to the moment she passes out at night

2. Asks, and I am not exaggerating I counted, an average of 892 questions a day

3. Does not accept "I don't know" as an answer to said questions, will usually have a follow up question as to why you don't know OR a suggestion on how we can find out together

I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

[solarishashernoseinabook]

Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".

I hope your nostalgia is worth it

[werewolf-transgenderism]

just almost said something was “free use” instead of “public domain” 💀

[ohwolfling]

gang, the term free use did and does exist outside of porn. that's true of a lot of terms and i don't know why everybody is 12 now.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

oh my god can I make a joke without people jumping on my fucking dick about it??? please learn to have fun you unwhimsical person

[isawken]

hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

[json-derulo]

Jet Lag The Game: S18E5

[charl0ttan]

having twenty dollars changes me into a terible creature who is bent on spending twenty dollars at any cost

[serps-up]

he must have some sort of condition

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[finalgirlcock]

doing insane shibari on my fairy wife with shit I bought at the craft store and telling everyone she's a keychain

[wholesome-animal-images]

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[finalgirlianthe]

"no one is owed anything, except for me who is owed your money"

[finalgirlianthe]

this might be a bit of a shock for american authors but your right to your intellectual property does not take precedence over our right to read whatever the fuck we want and your shit wouldn't be half as popular as it is if it weren't for piracy

[crabussy]

HOLY SHIT WAIT. CAVE PAINTINGS DRAGON. everyone hold your horsies I will be back

[crabussy]

hi. had dinner. it was really good I had a mustard incident. back to the dragon I hope you are all still holding your horsies for me

[crabussy]

thank you for holding your horsies. now check this horsie out. almost burst into tears drawing this. felt like I was part of something. hi humanity!!!!!! let's make art together!

they're fine, don't worry. they're a deity of human survival. they are the joy of the hunt and the feast, they are the wonder of art and human connection, they are the stories on the wall. and they love humankind.

I imagine they can be as small as a horse or as big as a blue whale. they're impossibly graceful. spotting them in the far distance means your hunt will be easy and successful. they are as solid as rock but their fur is soft and warm like a boulder in the sun. only a few humans have ever met them face to face, and those who have are allowed to add their hand print to their tail.