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Ughh babe😥

bisexual knight: any knights at this tourney want to touch swords with me?

heterosexual knight: I wouldn’t have bothered saving that damsel from that dragon if I had known she was betrothed. Typical. 🙄

asexual knight: just braided my horsey’s mane, am now in search of apples for her.

gay knight: I must locate the Holy Grail. right now. I shan’t tarry, not even for m’lord, though I feel my heart may rend in two on our parting.

confirmed-and-contorted

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

lomakes

roommates

mitrakats

happy valentine’s day 💖💖💖💖

thehauntedhouses

sorry you guys met me at a very bloodweave time of my life

izu

slapped this together just to get the brainworms out of my head it is Not Good but i dont care

polaeart

Fjord and Jessie 💙💚

grezzirossi

Spuriken + being clingy af and missing eachother + Dva putting up with their silly bs :>

mylavellan

mcrizzystardust

4 hour vox machina youtube vod save me...

4 hour vox machina youtube vod

save me 4 hour vox machina youtube vod

daisybrekker

butchgenji

this is old old old news and nobody gives a fuck anymore but i AM sort of annoyed how genji got totally kneecapped by the unearned explosive popularity of yeehan. bc cassidy is literally HIS friend who he was in a gay little team with and now genji who should be the star of the show stands around in the background saying shit like "just say you like him hanzo!!!" in 60% of the fics hes in. there really is no justice in the world