Crow

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[mcrizzystardust]

critical role sideblog: @bolaires-meat-suit

had an ask about this awhile ago- my username is mcrizzy stardust because i think it's funny, not mcr izzy stardust, i don't like mcr

i'm an adult, so minors beware that although this is not an nsfw blog, i may occasionally post more adult content, i would ask that if you are 14 or younger you not follow me, but you're welcome to interact with my sfw posts

i'm trans, indigenous, audhd, disabled, and i post political stuff. if you hate me/my blog for that, block me 🤷‍♂️ however! if i post something, and it is inaccurate or offensive, please let me know! i'm always open to learning and growing

i'm really into:

• critical role campaign 4

• vox machina (campaign > tv show)

• dcu, but mostly batfamily (and the new superman movie. fuck that movie was good)

• chainsaw man (haven't read the manga tho)

• fantasy high (d20)

• rocky horror picture show

• the witcher (not included with the other video games because i'm also reading the books)

• some video games; baldur's gate 3, hades, expedition 33, peak, phasmophobia, haste, repo, resident evil requiem

• studio ghibli, especially ponyo and spirited away

my partner pokemon would be mudkip/marshtomp/swampert. some of my favourite characters are hypnos (hades), bolaire lathalia (cr4), vex (vox machina), vax (vox machina), percy (vox machina), ponyo, ciri (the witcher), eskel (the witcher), kon (superboy), gale (baldur's gate 3), karlach (baldur's gate 3), nightwing (batman), red hood (batman), grace ashcroft (resident evil), the eeveelutions (pokemon), and pochita (chainsaw man)

i watch a lot of youtube, mostly slimecicle, rtgame, miniminuteman, snapcube, strangeæons, haley whipjack, generational fumble, and sometimes i watch hermitcraft

some little fun facts:

• i have 11k songs in my liked playlist (as of june '26), let me know if you need music recommendations!

• i have 1,600 fanfictions bookmarked on my AO3 account (as of june '26)

• i collect books, cds, pokemon cards, pig stuffed animals, and trinkets

• i love stars/constellations, art history, folklore and mythology, dungeons and dragons, animals (mostly cats and dogs), archaeology/antropology, and pirates

• i'm involved in my community's activism, i make zines for a grassroots organization - which i will not be posting lmfao i don't wanna dox myself (they're very location specific)

• i love david bowie

• i'm both cree and métis from different parts of my family

• i do all kinds of art: painting, lino cutting, patch making, sewing, crocheting, i make cosplays, sticker making

• i almost exclusively wear tank tops because i love how my tattoos look and want them to be visible

• i have 48/49 achievements for hades

RENT LOWERING GUNSHOTS:

FREE PALESTINE, FREE THE CONGO, HELP IRAN AND YEMEN AND ALL THE EXPLOITED COUNTRIES - LAND BACK - NO ONE IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LAND

I LOVE MY TRANS SISTERS, TRANS SIBLINGS, TRANS BROTHERS, AND INTERSEX SIBLINGS

FUCK GENERATIVE AI

FUCK NEO-LIBERALISM

FUCK RADFEMS, TERFS, ETC

FUCK TRANSANDROPHOBIA, FUCK TRANSMISOGYNY, FUCK EXORSEXISM

I BELIEVE IN INTERSECTIONAL FEMINISM

YOU CANNOT SEPERATE THE ART FROM THE ARTIST IF THE ARTIST IS ACTIVELY PROFITING OFF OF YOU CONSUMING/LIKING THEIR CONTENT

LET'S PRACTICE MEDIA LITERACY AND CRITICAL THINKING

THE ONLY GOOD NAZI IS A DEAD NAZI

THE ONLY GOOD TRILLIONAIRE IS A DEAD TRILLIONAIRE

more elaborate ones here (from my sideblog)

some of my personal tags

key posting! original posts/reposts i've actually added to

keys fave art reposting fanart

keys fave misc art art i like that isn't fanart

keys fanboy tag fandom stuff that isn't art

keys srs tag for serious shit, often political

keys queerposting reposting queer shit

keys feelings shit i relate to

keys fave diy pretty self explanatory tbh

keys hall of fame used on posts that i think are peak

keys bookmarks tag i use just so it's easier to find posts later

(i started this blog back when i went by key, and i'm just too lazy to switch the tags over to crow lol)

[yeenaaldlooshii]

the vast majority of diy an average person needs in their life for basic maintenance is absolutely dogshit easy

[yeenaaldlooshii]

if you have like 5 hand tools and a can-do attitude congrats. youve solved 90% of your home maintenance problems. theres no need to ask and wait for other ppl to do it for you, or got forbid pay out the ass for maintenance guys. this is my universal advice for city dwellers

[yeenaaldlooshii]

actually im not done. the 5 hand tools are a claw hammer, a screwdriver (the kind with swappable bits), combination pliers, an adjustable wrench, and a tape measure. now all you need is a phone with internet. go to yt and type in "how to do x". watch a 5 min video showing you how to do it. do it. congrats. you are now the handyman of the house and the world is your oyster

[yeenaaldlooshii]

obligatory disclaimer for the piss on the poor website though. dont fuck with electricity if you dont know what youre doing, and save plumbing issues for later when youre not so green anymore. ok now go and be free

[mossdftba]

Check out Mercury Stardust the Trans Handy-Ma'am for awesome how-to videos!

She also has a book that you may be able to borrow from a local library!

Safe and Sound by Mercury Stardust: 9780744079074 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books

#1 New York Times Bestseller Don’t panic—Mercury Stardust, AKA The Trans Handy Ma’am is here to help! For too many people, the simple act

[redwooding]

I'd add a 6th tool: a level.

[rottwnflesh-deactivated20260503]

no mom i’m not high my eyes are red because i’m evil

[i-count-words-in-posts]

12

[konoko]

mood

[notaplaceofhonour]

will never not be mad about gig economy apps making a 4 star rating mean “unacceptable quality”

[notaplaceofhonour]

Doordash will suspend you below 4.2 stars.

Uber drivers can be suspended at 4.6 stars.

Lyft drivers risk suspension under 4.8 stars.

Even for apps where they don’t have a publicly stated minimum, their algorithms will bury you.

4 stars does not mean 4 stars. It means 1.4 stars.

If you give a person a 4 star rating, to these companies, you are not saying “I was mostly satisfied with the service, but there’s always room for improvement”—which is what 4 stars should mean—you are voting for them to be fired.

[notaplaceofhonour]

Genuinely, do not ever give people 4 star ratings on gig service apps for any reason that is not a safety issue where their continuation on the app could seriously hurt people.

If someone gives you “just OK” service where you don’t want to give them 5 stars, but you don’t actively hate their existence and hope they die, just don’t rate them.

[thebdelliumlady]

I'd like to add (and I hope OP doesn't mind me piggybacking on their post) this applies to a lot of other things too.

I'm a teacher, and every year, the State sends out a "climate" survey to all students, parents, and teachers. It has a 1-5 scale and a 'not applicable' option. If you select 4 or 'not applicable' it's marked against the school.

For example, I'm a virtual teacher. The climate survey has questions about the safety and cleanliness of the halls and bathrooms in the school. A normal person would assume that, if they attend a virtual school, they should use the 'not applicable' option, since their school has no halls or bathrooms. Nope, if they select anything but 5 out of 5, our school gets marked down.

Its not just delivery apps that are rigged like this. Keep this in mind. Assume any survey is rigged like this.

[captain-price-returns]

Fourteen Years in Prison for Quoting Hamas? New Law Could Criminalise Journalists

Starmer is rushing legislation through parliament that experts say threatens free speech, public interest journalism and international human

[tigerbears]

Today I learn on Bluesky that apparently the new Avatar movie used FUCKING CHAT-GPT as a source for what East Asian People look like.

How to kill any good will your movie had in three fucking words. "According to ChatGPT..."

[ndnbutch]

I get in theory why people complain about het ships or whatever, I get wanting to watch queer media I really do, but I guess where y’all lose me is like. I saw some asshole on a post about Sinners complaining it was “hetslop”—this person was specifically doing so while also claiming Remmick was a queer character and thus they were justified in caring more about him than the Black protagonists. which is a whole other disgusting can of worms that has been well addressed by others at this point. but even in the absence of that part of the argument, like, no, i actually don’t think that a hunger for queer stories is an especially good excuse to deride and dismiss a piece of landmark Black filmmaking, especially as a non-Black person. I have a post that’s been going around encouraging folks to engage with more Native stories and characters, and I had someone come onto that post saying in the tags that they’d need these stories to be queer in order to care. and I just think that, you know, sucks! like obviously as I queer Native also want to see more of those stories too. but idk how else to put it other than to say that Black people and people of color shouldn’t have to be like you in order for you to care about our narratives and experiences. and I think some of y’all are using this disdain for heterosexuality as a cover for your unexamined racial biases. it’s not okay to be racist to people just because those people happen to be straight, and you continue to be white before you are queer.

[peony-pearl]

THIS IS AN OC CHECKPOINT

give me 1 cool fact about your oc RIGHT NOW

[peony-pearl]

UPDATE it doesn't even have to be 'cool', give me a fact about ur oc!!!!

[mcrizzystardust]

in a campaign rn where i'm playing a human conjuration wizard named vincent he's a cutie pie i love him. in the world setting, everyone has an animal spirit thingy, and vincent's is a rabbit so he has has rabbit ears. he grew up in the north, where it was cold, and he ran odd jobs and quests to help support his mom and brothers. he's got the classic wizard hubris, and he's kinda dumb sometimes but he's also really smart like a huge nerd. he's like a golden retriever boyfriend without the boyfriend part he's just like that all the time

[shozawayo]

Cass, who sees a video online of a dad letting his daughter give him a makeover, gets instantly intrigued. She quickly goes down a rabbit hole and quietly takes notes. Bruce, who discovers what caught her attention, gently offers to sit down and do makeovers with her. While Cass didn't grow up having normal childhood experiences, that doesn't mean they can't make up for lost time now. It doesn't even matter that she's already an adult. He's more than happy to indulge her.

Hours later, photos of Bruce Wayne and his daughter Cassandra Cain-Wayne are uploaded to his official account. Each picture shows off his full face of makeup, his hair styled with clips, and his newly painted nails. They practically break the internet, and #girldadbrucewayne immediately takes off.

[notahorseindisguise]

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

[notahorseindisguise]

it needs a wash bc it was on the ground and i dont trust that but im so excited. best find ive ever found

[megamindsupremacy]

the notes on this post are SENDING me

[spring-ephemeral]

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

[mister-farenheit]

was yapping to my brother (shoutout to them) about goofy modern halaire hcs and inevitably came to the conclusion that while both of them are definitely theatre kids, neither of them are necessarily musical theatre kids. each of them definitely have a small handful they enjoy, though. in terms of dream roles, hal would kill for any named role in les mis (valjean especially) and bolaire’s freaky self has wanted to play emcee in cabaret for as long as he can remember

[planeyboys]

Lugia chewing undersea cables

[firebirdeternal]

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[mizuthe-cat]

I don't think every character ever needs to be shipped with someone maybe they just need to be shipped in some sort of box alone to a location

[starrose17]