I wish I knew man

Life is hard, and one should find joy where they can. Be kind to yourself, you deserve it.

[a-gay-catgirl]

staying up late: hehe

waking up tired as fuck: not hehe

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

I compressed the Morbius movie gif until it was small enough to be used as a discord emoji

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Bringing this back because they shrunk the size of gifs on mobile

[totallynotgayforyou]

[fuzzystims]

frog phone

[relelvance]

Girl if you don't simplify that fraction

[calder]

yosemete sam was a gay man.

[calder]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

on my way home last night I stopped to buy gas and realized that my fuel door was almost completely covered in ice and frozen shut so I did the logical thing and crouched down and lifted my shirt and pressed my naked belly against it until it melted

[behold-my-squees]

Naked belly is most logical! Your body will always divert heat to keep it warm, whereas hands are an extremity that may be neglected. And your ass has way more fat and way less circulation and it will just get. SO COLD. and take forever to get warm even when you’re back in your toasty car. So you can take pride in using your brood patch!

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

yeah but given my height and the position required it did sort of look like I was fucking my car, is the thing

[rimonoroni]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

What’s not to get? You never seen a guy with a brood patch before?

[rimonoroni]

y. you’re deactivated. how are you posting from the grave

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I have unfinished business here

[orteil42]

we regret to inform you. our sincerest apologies for exposing you to knowledge

[thisisprettybroken-deactivated2]

[cinnamonsprankles]

Reblog to cast

[cleanlenins]

🥚

[daftpostpunk]

my dying words better be “im going ghost”

[memorycycle]

sensitive white boy hears the slow rain and thunder intro to his lofi hiphop track and remembers the girl he used to smoke weed wjth

[lonestatus]

hardened white boy does this and he doesnt remember anything. god. he doesnt remember anything

[the-elf-draws]

Asking for directions

[bonetrader]

Oh… - zooms in - Ohh…

That puts a whole different spin on it. It’s amazing either way, but now I need a moment.

[viejospellejos]

[that-house]

little man you are straight up going nowhere

[sandmandaddy69]

[sexygaywizard]

look at my orb boy

[astuffedbear]

I'm already pondering chorb. Leave me.

[explorersofsky]

ABE LOOK OUT

[1dietcokeinacan]

I’m sorry WHEN did he do this

[1dietcokeinacan]

Screeeeeching

[happy-quack]

OKAY WHAT WERE THE OTHER FOUR CHOICES THOUGH-

[happy-quack]

Oh my god

[yeahiwasintheshit]