Artemis

Software engineer. Kinda trashy. I am "Don't share any personal identifiable information about yourself on the internet" years old.

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[monkeysky]

Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[demilypyro]

having free control over our endrocrine systems and the ability to change our genitals is currently inextricably tied to trans rights, and for good reason, but frankly i don't think it even needs to be. it should just be a matter of bodily autonomy, and that should be universal. if a cis dude wants tits and a pussy i think that would be fine. if cis women want a dick or nothing at all that should be allowed i think. people shouldn't need to be transgender to be allowed to change their bodies. free the nipple, enlarge the nipple, remove the nipple. whatever the fuck you want. i dont know if there's a term for this belief but i hold it very strongly. everybody biohack yourselves NOW

[crap-userrname16]

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

this is actually horrific right? we can all agree about that?

I'd never thought I needed to be paranoid about the fact that photos I share on social media might be turned into memes in a discord run by JuicyBigNut but that's what existing in a public space as a black person is like! not to mention the fact that they don't even know who the man in the picture, yet we know who first spread it and no one has beaten that guy to death yet

[loveridden1999]

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gosh I’m good at cooking

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m often the one cooking dinner for my family these days and sometimes I finish eating and am like man I’m good at that.

[what-even-is-thiss]

One time I said I like cooking dinner and our roommate was like “well good because we like it when you cook dinner too” and I rode that high for weeks

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[yaldabaothadeez]

Having feelings about a thing, and then caring about your feelings, is a poor substitute for actually caring about the thing.

[yaldabaothadeez]

^secret cheat code for making people angry

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[caztiel]

[ultraluuminary]

[yaldabaothadeez]

Imagine not knowing how to start a 4chan greentext story.

Couldn't be me

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Damn, missed it again

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Happy Bog Day!

[quasistarjudgement]

Happy Bog Day everyone!!!

[animentality]