Y’know, I’ve been “going to” learn animal communication since I was literally 8. I’m now 25. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with me?
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occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
NASA
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Stranger Things

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Love Begins
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@atelepathicboy
Y’know, I’ve been “going to” learn animal communication since I was literally 8. I’m now 25. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with me?
DIY Gifts for Your Witchy Friends
You want to get your bffl the perfect magical gift, but you’re no basic witch: you can’t just buy any pack of incense and call it a day! For those of you that want to imbue a little magic into your festive gifting, here’s our list of DIY ideas for the holidays and all year round.
1. Perfume. Fragrance is always a great gift option, but why not make it more personal and blend the scent yourself? This is also a great option because it allows you to easily add some magic based on the ingredient correspondences. Try out one of these ideas and then charge your creation under the full moon!
2. Black Bath Bomb. We’ve all seen the hypnotizing black bath bomb that took over the internet, but what better way to add extra magical umph then to make it yourself? Give a go at either this recipe or this one for the perfect bath to banish negative energy. Add an essential oil of your choice for even more magic.
3. Incense Cones. Just because you’re not buying a pack of incense doesn’t mean you have to forgo the idea entirely. Making incense means more magic when burned then store-bought, and now you can customize it to your receiver’s needs. Use this recipe as a guide but use your own ground herbs to target what this witch needs more of in their life (hint: its probably cleansing!).
4. Salve or Balm. Every witch loves a gifted salve because it means they don’t have to make it. These make particularly great gifts for those friends who want something practical and useful in addition to being cute (looking at you, earth signs). A great compilation of recipes can be found here.
5. Gem Soap. It looks as pretty as a crystal, but has an everyday use, too! Make a big batch with this recipe to give to all the bath witches in your life and all the witches with the swoon-worthy gem collections. Hell, give them to all the witches in your life because they’re so absolutely adorable!
6. Bath Melts. Especially around the holidays, bath melts are great because they deliver much needed moisture to dry, irritated skin. This recipe, made with milk, honey, and almond oil, could easily be charged to attract prosperity and therefore makes a great gift for any struggling witches out there.
7. Smoke Cleansing Sticks. This one is for the purist friend who likes the traditional (they probably read all of Cunningham). Why reinvent the wheel when you can just give it a seasonal twist? Personal favorite of this list is the thyme and cinnamon bundle because it just screams holiday energy.
8. Reading Runes. While runes are typically inscribed with the Norse alphabet, why not give a version you know they don’t have with a moon phase update? Not only are they the cutest ever, but you can ascribe your own meanings! Note: the original link is under construction but general instruction can be found here.
9. Body Butter. A charged body oil post bath magic can be heavenly but it sure is messy. Upgrade your fellow witch’s ritual experience by making them a fun whipped body butter instead. This recipe uses hibiscus tea, which would be perfect for attracting love, but switch in lavender tea for protection or ginger tea for confidence.
Three cats died after their owners used an anti-inflammatory cream used to treat arthritis. The Food and Drug Administration warns to keep drugs away from pets; a tiny bit can be toxic.
Important for spoonies with cats! Creams with Flurbiprofen are fatal to cats. Brands that use this chemical (Not a complete list): Myoflex Traumeel Capzasin If you have cats, check your pain relieving cream for this, and keep them from ingesting it, please!
http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/mobileart.asp?articlekey=694
Oh no! Boosting for all cat owners.
BOOOOOOOOOOST
FYI - this is not just if the cat somehow gets access to the tube and ingests a lot. This is from exposure after their humans applied it to their own skin. Be careful!
Not good but I thought cat owner spoonies would appreciate this. - mod Jacob
LGBTQ-Friendly Catholic Parishes and Communities:
Pennsylvania
Parishes
Danville: St. Joseph
Latrobe: St. Vincent Basilica
Philadelphia: Old St. Joseph, Old St. Mary, St. John the Evangelist, St. Vincent DePaul
Wilkinsburg: St. James
Intentional Eucharistic Communities
Drexel Hill: St. Mary Magdalene Community
Pittsburgh: Dignity/Pittsburgh
LGBTQ-Friendly Catholic Colleges and Universities:
Pennsylvania
Cresson: Mount Aloysius College
Dallas: Misericordia University
Erie: Mercyhurst College
Greensburg: Seton Hill University
Immaculata: Immaculata University
Philadelphia: Chestnut Hill College, LaSalle University, St. Joseph’s University
Pittsburgh: Carlow University, Duquesne University
Radnor: Cabrini College
Reading: Alvernia University
Scranton: Marywood University
Villanova: Villanova University
Gonna try to read this at some point hopefully and maybe make a response to it. It’s gonna be bad.
magic cat
blessed post
@anfem-cripplepunk
It’s magical!
Chant to repair a broken relationship
“Universe I ask you please Amend this bond And make things right The love we share Too strong to not. “
Say this spell daily to help repair lost or damaged relationships with lovers, friends, family, etc.
This is the spoopy content you need on your dash
This is so precious I can’t even…
Everybody loves pumpkin enrichment!
These are great items because they’re fun for the herbivores to each, the carnivores to tear apart, and everybody to roll and throw around. They’re tactile, olfactory, and edible enrichment all in one!
I believe they’re acceptable on-exhibit enrichment for naturalistic facilities like Brookfield in Chicago, too.
I think of this time of year as Tumblr’s Annual Pumpkining of the Animals Post.
The bat though!
This is the best thing!
Our local pumpkin farm gives any unsold pumpkins to the zoo!
So adorable 😍
St. Joseph, foster father to Jesus, is patron saint of fathers.
St. Augustine had a son before his conversion. He loved his child very much, and the two would be baptized together.
St. Thomas More had four children by his first wife and an adopted stepdaughter by his second wife.
St. Simon of Cyrene’s sons, Rufus and Alexander, were missionaries.
St. Louis Martin and his wife had nine children together, five of whom would survive into adulthood. After Zélie’s death, Louis was left alone to finish raising his beloved daughters.
St. Louis IX was married at twenty to a devoted Christian. They had eleven children together, two of whom passed away in infancy.
St. Joachim had a daughter, Mary, who would herself go on to be mother to God incarnate. Joachim is Jesus’s grandfather!
St. Zachariah and his wife had a son late in life, though Elizabeth was barren. That son would become a prophet and foretold the coming of Jesus, the Messiah.
St. Homobonus and his wife were unable to have children, so Homobonus devoted his resources to caring for abandoned children.
St. Basil the Elder was father to nine or ten children, five of whom are canonized saints.
Bl. Charles of Austria and his wife were deeply in love and raised eight children together. Charles’s last words to his wife were “I love you endlessly”.
I’ve always struggled to find saints to pray to who were married or parents bc the single saints vastly outnumber them, but dang there are so many more than you think. It’s so important to see saints in every vocation and to know that marriage and parenthood is another path to sainthood, not just a fluke for a few holy men and women.
i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp
and not only are these things totally badass and stylish
they have 16 colour cones in their vision
us humans only have 3
these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can
literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist
do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS
not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.
that’s pretty fucking radical.
not only punching through aquarium walls too
these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that
IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS
their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside
BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT
the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressure
this fabulous sob is death incarnate and don’t forget that
Even better - the inside of that little bubble before it collapses is over 400 million degrees Kelvin, hotter than the surface of the Sun.
One Punch Shrimp
ONE PAAAAAANCHE!
This straight up sounds like a Pokedex entry
Yeah what the fuck.
Current Recommended Reading: Christian Witch edition
(Note: This applies to Christian, Catholic, and Christopagan witches, too!)
• The Path of a Christian Witch by Adelina St. Clair
• Water, Wind, Earth, and Fire: The Christian Practice of Praying with the Elements by Christine Valters Paintner
• The Jesus Mysteries by Timothy Freke and Peter Gandy
• Nag Hammadi texts (I’ve been reading them on sacred-texts.com)
• Dead Sea Scrolls (again, some can be found on sacred-texts.com)
• The Secret Gospel of Mary Magdalene
I intend to come back and continue to update this list as I read more about Christian witchcraft and mysticism, so this list will hopefully expand!
Feel free to reblog with suggestions!
Some additions to this list!
Growing into God: A Beginner’s Guide to Christian Mysticism by John R. Mabry
Jesus and the Goddess by Rev. Dr. Claudia Hall
Christopaganism: an Inclusive Path by Joyce and River Higginbotham
Tarot and the Bible by Corinne Heline (recommended by @saintmagick)
Canticle of the Sun by St. Francis of Assisi
Any writings by or about Hildegard of Bingen, Julian of Norwich, and Brigid of Kildare (three woman/important mystics important to the Norvicensian tradition of Christian witchcraft)
Christian Animism by Shawn Sanford Beck (Cannot recommend this enough)
Meditations on the Tarot by Anonymous (Tarot as a journey through Christian hermeticism)
Carmina Gaedelica compiled by Alexander Carmichael (on sacred-texts.com)
Ancient Christian Magic: Coptic Texts of Ritual Power by Meyer and Smith
Saint and Crystal Associations
Here is a list of a few of my favorite saints, and one’s I most often invoke in my practice as a Catholic/Christian witch, and crystals that I associate them with. I’m posting this as a potential resource for other Christian witches. These are my own personal associations so if they don’t feel right for you feel free to use different crystals with different saints. Thanks and enjoy.
St. Michael the Archangel –> Black Tourmaline
Michael the Archangel is a fearsome and powerful angel who is charged with fighting against evil, sin, negativity, etc. Black Tourmaline does the same thing an acts as a powerful protector against negativity and can shield those who use it. Because of this I associate this crystal with Michael and when I carry it I imagine this angel/saint’s protection surrounding and guarding me.
St. Perpetua & St. Felicity –> Lapis Lazuli
Perpetua and Felicity were two women of color who should be given more credit for how their story helped spread Christianity during the time of early Christianity. Both were great close friends and may have also been lovers. Since I’m pansexual I like to think that they were personally. Lapis Lazuli is a crystal that promotes friendship, companionship, and truth. Its the perfect crystal for any relationship. When I use this crystal I imagine St. Perpetua and Felicity filling my home and heart with a greater care for those I have a deep emotional relationship with whether that be friendship or with a partner (though I admittedly also use the more popular and obvious rose quartz as well, but I tend to use that more for self love than romantic love so…)
St. Teresa of Avila –> Labradorite
Teresa of Avila is one of my favorite saints she was sassy, confident, tough, and didn’t take shit. I associate her most with Labradorite because of its spiritual connections, its ability to help create clarity of mind (which Teresa often strived for during her mental prayers), and its ability to banish fear and insecurity. It also relieves mental stress and Teresa was plagued with terrible headaches. It can also help with inspiration, which works well with Teresa as the patron saint of writers. I use this stone when I am trying to be creative and working on any type of writing that I need Teresa’s intercession on. I also use it when I need help with my spirituality or when I am dealing with people attacking me for my faith as a lot of people gave Teresa shit for her visions and spirituality.
St. Catherine of Siena –> Tiger’s Eye
Catherine was another feisty woman who wasn’t afraid of anyone. She argued with the Pope constantly sending him letter after letter refusing to give up. Because of this I associate her most with Tiger’s Eye for determination. I use this crystal and invoke Catherine’s help when I am having a low spoon day and having a difficult time motivation myself. Since this is also stone for protection I use when I am feeling attacked or judged at church (or just by religious people in general) and remind myself that Catherine of Siena, and honestly most female saints, were belittle and mistreated because of their faith so I’m in good company.
St. Hildegard of Bingen –> Amethyst
Hildegard is by far one of my most favorite saints! She was a doctor, herbalist, composer, musician, writer, leader, and visionary. Hildegard was a master at so many things but I feel the deepest connection to her spiritual visions, prayers, and music, because of this I associate her most with Amethyst a crystal that has a high spiritual vibration. I use this when I’m struggling with my spirituality or simply want to enhance my spirituality.
There are only a few saints and crystal associations that I have. I might do another one of these. Also feel free to message me with particular saints and ask me what crystals I’d associate them with. Again this is just my own personal associations and if these don’t fit for you feel free to associate a different saint with a different crystal.
Remember a Kitten Grows into a Cat, 1920s
Note to self…
It is thoughtlessly Cruel
Tried to rescue this little mouse from my cats. I put hir outside, I hope ze is okay.
Lord Jesus, help us to be more loving in our homes. Make us thoughtful for others and help us to think of kind things to do. Keep us from grumbling and ill-temper and help us to be cheerful when things go wrong and our plans are upset. May we learn to love and understand each other and think of others before ourselves.
Graham Salmon
The 3 stages of a cat yawn
Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.
Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far
Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD
Stage 5: Mlem