Syora is basically an edgy Pac-Man

willian is the scrappy doo of dawn summerses

This implies that Dawn Summers is the Scooby Doo which is objectively incorrect

Scooby Doo can stab a few people. As a treat

So, you have chosen death

Hey, this is a pro Dawn Summers blog

#scrappy doo kept the scooby doo franchise alive through a rough patch and I will not tolerate slander against him #or my precious blorbo William #or dawn for that matter even though I know this is not anti-dawn

And this is a pro-Scrappy Doo and pro-Willian blog

willian is the scrappy doo of dawn summerses

This implies that Dawn Summers is the Scooby Doo which is objectively incorrect

Scooby Doo can stab a few people. As a treat

#all of these characters are good and that's a hill I'm willing to die on

So, you have chosen death

fanficmemes

cb have you heard about the fake fandom yet? some people just made up a whole ass fandom with meta and discourse and everything

I’ve actually seen about 3??? ish???? Of these over the years but oh shit is there a new one 👀

celestial throne is VERY REAL, thank you VERY MUCH

Celestial Throne is real but this latest season was NOT.

The absolute character assassination of my girl Sabina was just... not acceptable.

ugh i nearly left the fandom over it. as soon as they changed her hair i knew things were only gonna get worse

#why they stuck that plasticky leopard print on sara i knew it was all over#do leopards even exist in CTverse???#sabina has IMPECCABLE taste#the writers do not

Leopards very much do NOT exist in the CTverse unless they resolved the whole “Ancient soul-eater singlehandedly caused the extinction of all cats because they were more of a dog person.” thing off-screen.

Wouldn’t put it behind them, tbh.

Um, actually the cats are avatars of the Goddess specifically because they were all killed in the Third Age, and thus the leopard print was meant to show her embracing the role of high priestess. Was it a very bad decision from the costuming department? Absolutely. Does it actually defy the lore? No!

Totally agree on the character assassination in general, though, because Mavishe was totally set up to take up the priesthood and instead they made Sabina do it and Mavishe run off to the Forbidden Houses to cry about the Oracle? Who, might I remind you all, is a mass murderer?!?!?

Chrona: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Willian: I think you mean tricks?

Syora: She did not.

Chrona, pulling out her knives: I did not.

Ranking Celestial Throne Character’s Styles

Sabina: Honestly not fair to compare the others to her because she’s royalty and grew up with full-time stylists and wardrobes full of incredible gowns that get discarded after one wear. Always elegant, luxurious and deceptively simple. Hair styles are to die for. Capable of turning it up a notch (golden gown with all their names embroidered on it!!) but more “timelessly elegant” than “innovative.” 9/10

Syora: Before the wlw come for me let me just say, I’m AWARE the sweaty dusty travel-worn black ensembles are hot, HOWEVER, being a swaggery ghost-eater who wears all black to disguise the fact that she doesn’t know how to match colors does not a “fashion sense” make. 3/10 looks good but that’s accidental

Chrona: Also wears a lot of black but they always have cool details that show you she dresses up for assassinations, even when no one else is supposed to see her. she takes this seriously. Her wrapped cloak? Divine. And when she goes in disguise to assassinate people? She’s always the best-dressed there, which shows her Commitment to style because she should be going under the radar but she’s just too stylish. That golden chain she accessorizes her antlers with? Genius. 8/10 should be given more opportunities to flex her style

Mavishe: just wears her sage robe all the time, total cop out. it’s not even cute. like add some embroidery to the cuffs?? kilt up the skirts in a new way?? make an effort??? even when she disguises herself as a civilian it’s always super basic. her night robe is kinda a Look though she should lean into that 2/10

Byron: Yes he’s in the basic soldier uniform a lot, but have you noticed that his are always more tight and tailored than other soldiers? You know he’s altering his uniforms at night while moping about his tragic backstory so that he can look good from all angles when he faints at Willian’s feet again. 5/10 doing his best with what he has. do NOT @ me about his hair

Willian: it’s about the BROCADE VESTS it’s about the THIGH HIGH BOOTS it’s about the AB CUT OUTS it’s about the PUFFED SLEEVES. Literally always killing it. No notes. He could not improve. infinity/10

#yes #good

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I feel like ppl always forget that CT chars are like. they’re Teens. they’re all 17. mavishe technically has Just turned 18 by the last season. byrwillian r both 15 they’re Childrensbdnsndjsjd

#mavishe: i'm the adult and the rest of you are grounded

[byron, syora and lordine all fighting]

mavishe: that’s IT! go to your get-along sweater!

#celestial throne memes #also they're baby #they're all baby

Meanwhile...

Sabina: THAT’S IT! Get on top of the fridge, get up there!

Chrona: This house is a fucking nightmare!

Willian: Try to keep an eye on Byron today. He's going to say the wrong thing to someone and get punched.

Chrona: Sure, I'd love to see Byron get punched.

Willian: Try again.

Chrona: ... I will stop Byron from getting punched.

#celestial throne memes #that's them

Chrona: Please, sir, I’ve lost my girlfriends!

Imperial Guardsman: Okay, what do they look like?

Chrona, crying: BEAUTIFUL

#dorna #HER #I don't care what anyone says #she's coming back somehow and that's the hill I'll die on #anyways dorvishe is best ship and I'll fight you on that

my girl DORNA! also from the atla picrew

reasons the writers killing her off was a travesty:

the concept of a noble whose family fell so far that she had to become a servant is incredibly good and should have been explored more

one time she misheard what Sabina said so she’s clearly hoh-coded

the only time Mavishe ever had a personality was when she and Dorna bonded over feeling like their lives are overshadowed by their heritage

if she had lived she would snapped Sabina out of going to war with Wylbir in SECONDS

what kind of dumbass plot point is “death by poisoned papercut?” celestial throne writers meet me in the pit

syora: shares her one brain cell with byron

willian: himbo, but becomes the smart one by default when he’s with syora and byron

mavishe: has a brain, uses it

lordine: smart, but can be peer-pressured into dumbassery

jember: has exactly two brain cells, can generate a coherent thought if they rub together in just the right way

sabina: has a normal amount of brain cells, but does dumb shit because she’s under pressure

chrona: has a normal amount of brain cells, but uses all of them for chaos

#sounds about right

i made Mavishe using this atla-themed picrew

yes i did realize later that someone had already made mavishe and my version blatantly conflicts with theirs, however, what is celestial throne about if not blatantly conflicting presentations of ostensibly the same thing?

#celestial throne memes #amazing

This is clearly book!Mavishe.

Syora: my gang policy is if you see something, say something

Willian: i saw a frog on the sidewalk today

Syora: Outstanding. this is what I’m talking about people

i’m just gonna say it and i don’t care if mavishe stans hate me

mavishe is the “is there anything better than pussy? yes a really good book” vine

#celestial throne memes

sir dorrid isn’t THAT funny. y’all are just tripping over yourselves to stan a mediocre white man when all he does is just stand there and look straight into the camera.

One thing that can be said about him, however, is that when I started looking for him everywhere, I noticed all the other shenanigans the extras got up to in the background.

Remember the background whodunnit in season one? That was wild.

Truth!! I was so surprised when they found out the butler crime family was behind all those poisonings.

petition for butler crime family to come back as the big bad for next season instead of this Frivor nonsense!

#the extras always look like they're having a good time #and I want to know who's coming up with their shenanigans #is it written by them beforehand?#is it improved?#please I just want to know who to thank #that one youtube compliation of just the background plot scenes is a gift to us all

I don’t know whether the background storylines are meant to be a commentary on the fact that every person in the world has their own story and that even though we focus on the political machinations and complex lives of the protagonists they are not the only people who can influence the world or if the extras got really bored during filming and made up their own fanfics to play in the background.

Either way is valid, but anyways all of this is to say that the moment where that one extra with a comically large amount of knives (who I will be referring to as Roomba for the forseeable future) ends up dropping all of his knives when he trips over Bartin’s cloak is the funniest moment in the show. This is only made better by the fact that Chrona then just... takes one of the knives. And still has it by at least the finale.

lastvalyrian

Celestial Throne hot take

I hate how the fandom called it Byrwillian when Wilbyr is obviously the funnier and more appropriate ship name

Too Confusing. People might think we’re talking about Emperor Wylbir who is just about… the polar opposite of the Byrwillian dynamic.

Anyway, who else can’t wait to see Emperor Wylbir get exactly what he deserves?

#I hope he gets eaten by the throne and tortured by all the other souls in there#Then again#with his ego#There might not be room in the throne for both him and the eight thousand souls currently trapped inside therey

um Emperor Wylbir is clearly an Olaf-adjacent queer-coded figure like don’t you think this amount of hatred toward him is kinda yucky