SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE WITCHER / 1.06
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“Is the whole metaphor landing, or is it too cerebral?”
“Let’s get on before the beast gets hungry again.”
“This woman just killed a man with her bare hands for trying to steal your horse.”
“Maybe she’ll make a better travel companion.”
“This is a first for me, and that’s saying something.”
“I suppose you want me to tell you why I’ve sought out such an accomplished monster hunter.”
“Don’t trouble yourself on my account.”
“You have the most incredible neck, like a sexy goose.”
“What does this have to do with me?”
“No treasure is worth dying for.”
“I need a new adventure, one final first before I’m too old to do anything but die.”
“Someone get me a fucking drink.”
“You feel it just the same as me, that hole inside you.”
“That itch that can’t be scratched that burns your brain, it keeps you awake at night.”
“Come with me, I’ll show you what you’re missing.”
“Sorry to interrupt this lovely moment.”
“Thank you for the wine and the pies but we really can’t get involved.”
“Charming how everyone wants to get their hands on your horse these days.”
“No one mentioned anything about impending death.”
“How is it I’ve walked this earth for decades without coming across a witcher, and then the first one I meet I can’t get rid of.”
“I’d say something strange was afoot, but then again witchers are bound to bump into monsters.”
“Protecting you has always been our primary purpose.”
“To hunt with him is an honor unsullied by payment.”
“You worry if you blink you’ll never see her again.”
“You’re in love with her.”
“When your species is on the verge of collapse, perhaps everything becomes more desperate.”
“Allow me to wander aimlessly onto this thicket and retrieve for you a tasty afternoon treat.”
“Aw, aren’t you just the cutest most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.”
“She’s plenty capable of murdering you herself.”
“What’s so amusing, you overgrown cock hair?”
“I’m just wondering who I will kill first.”
“I hate to break it to you, but that ship has sailed, wrecked, and sunk to the bottom of the ocean.”
“Their numbers are dwindling, but they do exist.”
“For a gold dragon to exist, it would have to be the result of an accidental, unique mutation.”
“In my experience, mutations are intentional.”
“Something’s off about this.”
“Who slits a man’s throat while he’s relieving his bowels?”
“Is nothing sacred anymore?”
“There are certain healing properties it’s rumored to possess.”
“Do not tell me you’ve traveled all this way for made-up fertility cures using fresh dragon hearts?”
“And seriously? You, a mother?”
“What could you possibly want with a child?”
“They took my choice. I want it back.”
“Listen, the people who made us, they made us sterile for a lot of reasons.”
“One of the kinder reasons is because this lifestyle isn’t suited to a child.”
“Were you going to summon chaos on king’s orders in between feeding and naps?”
“I’ve thought about this often.”
“You lecture me on made-up cures for having a child, meanwhile you cheat with destiny to steal one.”
“Every time I’m near you, I say more in five minutes that I’ve said in weeks.”
“I can take care of myself.”
“I’m special, and I don’t know how or why but there’s something inside me.”
“This is a shortcut to death.”
“That is not a good sign.”
“There’s nothing else you could have done.”
“Do what pleases you while you can.”
“I was afraid that it would take you from me, but now I fear it took your senses instead.”
“I quite like your nonsense.”
“The moment I dread most every time you leave is when it fades.”
“They say whatever justifies despising our kind.”
“If I ever dreamed of being something other than what I am, it was too long ago to remember.”
“I dreamed of becoming important to someone.”
“Before we met, the days were calm and the nights were restless.”
“But now, you’re important to me.”
“I understand why you’re afraid.”
“It was never my intention to torment you.”
“All I want is to help you fulfill your destiny.”
“You didn’t tell us what she is, what she’s capable of.”
“Do you really believe all this nonsense in your head?”
“You should’ve stayed dead.”
“Looks like we get to fuck up the whole family.”
“So I’ll get to kill you after all.”
“What the fuck are you doing here?”
“We missed a whole mother lode of fun.”
“Ask no questions, and in return I offer you these.”
“If I stay with you any longer, I’ll be dead too.”
“You bring terror and you bring death wherever you are.”
“Find a new family, because I can’t be there for you anymore.”
“Disregard for other’s freedom has become quite your trademark.”
“You flit about like a tornado, wreaking havoc, and for what?”
“A child is no way to boost your fragile ego.”
“I’ll take advice from you about children as soon as you take responsibility for the one you bound to you and then abandoned.”
“I’m going to save you both a lot of hurt with a little pain now.”
“You wanted to show me what I’m missing? There she goes.”
“Why is it whenever I find myself in a pile of shit these days it’s you shoveling it?”
“If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands.”
“We cannot mistake the stars reflecting in a pond for those in the night sky.”
“She is the key, but you are the commissioner.”
“The time of the sword and the ax is nigh.”
