I, For One, Am

Hi, I'm Pan! Interests include ~ Neuroscience, Autism/ADHD, Black Lives Matter, Sexual Frustration, Bumblebees, Cute things, and Being Generally Ornery Over Racism/Transphobia/Ignorance

[atleastninebees]

Although I thoroughly enjoyed totk, I couldn’t really describe it as groundbreaking as botw. And I realized why: botw was all about waking up in a a strange, new environment, exploring, and learning about the life of an expansive environment.

Totk is about loss. The game starts you with everything you’ve fought to earn - the master sword, Zelda’s safety, and full hearts and stamina. An the game wastes no time in systematically stripping you of everything and dumping you in a lost, abandoned land. And when you finally reach the hyrule of your memories, you are bombarded by the chaos in the world you done everything to protect. You’ve lost everything. Zelda, your sword, and even your arm. And each region that enriched us is mostly in ruins, filled with familiar faces struggling to heal from the loss.

Totk is about taking the greatest version of hyrule and destroying what we’ve loved and not even beating the game can restore it.

[notcaptainjack]

[eclipticasolaris]

Gift it to the goth girl to win her heart.

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Stole a mermaid's actual fucking heart oh my God

[vexedandperplexed-deactivated20]

[atleastninebees]

Not my coworkers shocked about our new (gay) coworker. Like, "hon, I flagged him from our first conversation”.

[thecarlosramos]

[holleywoodsigns]

[wondersmith-and-sons]

heist movie where it’s just 20+ different heist teams from dozens of countries trying to schedule their slotted raid like the world’s most aggressive game of “book the public utility space/community arts hall”

[atleastninebees]

I got the crayola comforter about a year ago and I have never had a better blanket! It is literally soft on every inch. Sometimes soft blankets have a “soft side” and if I brush the other side it is so uncomfortable it’d wake me up.

But they stopped selling them and I’m so sad. 😭😭😭 Any recommendations????

[quiet-doll]

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

[atleastninebees]

I have a little shelf over my bed for my adhd meds. The rest are on my dresser.

[parkchanwoohoo]

My mom got a scarf for her dog to make him "look cool" and I genuinely don't understand how this is supposed to look cool 😭😭 He looks like he's going to the market to sell radishes

[dangerousturkey]

If that dog had a voice it would sound like bobby hill doing an impression of an old lady

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

So when Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi he looked like this

But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)

And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that

.... You know?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

As a tag?? You make the funniest comment on this post ever as a tag?

[badjokesbyjeff]

A good percentage of my friends are Nazis.

That percentage is zero. That’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to have.

[a-boy-called-micah]

op change your url this is fucking fantastic

[polyphonetic]

every day of my life is a timeloop but i always accidentally figure out the exact action that narratively breaks me out of it and i always get it on the first time every day

[atleastninebees]

Deja vu is when you get it on the second go.

[nelfs]

who was I talking to where I was like “if humans had wings, lots of us probably wouldn’t even use them. it would be a lot of physical exertion. think about how many people never go running”. i still think thats a funny thought. if we had wings I’d be bitching and moaning when people expected me to fly anywhere.

[kaijuno]

Jack Harlow looks like if they power washed Post Malone

[kaijuno]

Homie this the same dude

[tits-n-trix]

[getoutofmyjaneway]

To the woman that inspired countless girls and people of color, we will never forget you.

You will always be in our hearts.

Thank you for going where no woman had gone before.

Nichelle Nichols 1932- 2022

[brucebocchi]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

[mortimermcmirestinks]

nice caulk!!

[ottitty]

The fucking. The fucking tubby custard post came true

[ottitty]

Cinematic parallels

[myriamistake]

I’ve been vaguely following the Pink Sauce saga on tiktok. There have been a lot of videos of people trying it and from what i can tell, it’s basically sweet ranch. The “i can’t describe it” comment is more her marketing strategy - she’s hoping to make people curious enough to pay $20 plus shipping for a condiment.

What’s a little more concerning, is the fact that the nutrition label seems to be bullshit. It claims that the bottle somehow holds 444 single tablespoon servings, aka 1.7 gallons, aka 6.4 liters, all crammed into a sized ketchup bottle (i can’t find an actual volume anywhere on their website, but the bottles people are receiving certainly aren’t gallon sized). To add to the nutritional label’s already incredible relibility, it’s apparently attached to the bottle with glitter glue. all of this leads many people to question if the rest of the information on there is true at all, which is always a good thing when you’re food shopping.

And the sauce changes color every time: sometimes it’s hot pink, sometimes it’s baby pink, sometimes it’s pepto-bismol pink, sometimes it’s orange? and the consistency is all over the place, sometimes it’s watery, sometimes is chunky.

The packaging isn’t great either - there’s no seal on the bottle, so once people get their sauce, the bottle comes half-empty, coated in sauce. (i added a photo but it looks kinda vomity so be warned if you aren’t a fan of that)

anyways we’re all just sitting here waiting for the lawsuits to start

[yungbicon]

If anyone is curious and wants to know what it tastes like and what the actual ingredients are, someone did some experimenting to replicate it at home.

Please don’t buy the unregulated tubby custard.

Also, fun fact, she admitted to lying so she could include angel numbers in the nutrional info. Just to add to the image of what her vibes are.

[headspace-hotel]

[headspace-hotel]

Tried to look this up and

HOLD ON

[coolthingoftheday]

A poodle clipped and dyed to resemble a pony.

[0kkvlt]

Every time I see this I go “oh, neat pony” and scroll past while my brain chugs through the caption like the slowest computer on earth and I have to scroll back up to it