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[pocket-deer-belly]

Climate denialism in the netherlands is so fucking funny like. Bro the floods. They’re coming

[pocket-deer-belly]

There’s a natural ice-skating event where you tour through 11 cities in Friesland (one of the northern provinces) that’s scarily close to celebrating it’s 30 year anniversary of not being held at all on account of the lack of thick natural ice. It’s been like a solid 5 years since i’ve seen any amount of snow. Bro there’s no snow anymore. I REMEMBER THERE BEING SNOW AND IT’S NOT THERE ANYMORE BRO

[pocket-deer-belly]

Bro i don’t know september heatwaves used to not be a thing! It used to be cold and rainy in september just 10 years ago!

[pocket-deer-belly]

The government can’t help it because oil corpo dick is just that good

[pocket-deer-belly]

We've got dry seasons. We used to not have dry seasons. EVER.

[pocket-deer-belly]

I actually love how much the notes are filled with people remembering seasons being radically different in their childhoods than they are now it’s fucking crazy. Every year more people will be radicalized by the weather.

[yoyo-yoghurt]

✨Heatwave in September✨

[atlhawk8357]

God I'm scared. Shit's just getting worse and we can do nothing.

[relatablepicturesoffinnmertens]

[atlhawk8357]

Those eyebrows.

[ankle-beez]

So Prismo got recast in the Fionna and Cake show cuz Kumail Nanjiani's agents didn't let him know the crew was trying to get him back to reprise the role

[atlhawk8357]

So this is how I learn Kumail Nanjiani was Prismo.

[thatsfunnystuff]

[atlhawk8357]

They were just trying to see the Titanic.

[cartoon-lizard]

[hbmmaster]

[atlhawk8357]

[atlhawk8357]

Fuck Kevin Spacey and Fuck every Jury from England to Italy

[atlhawk8357]

I've just decided on names for my fists.

Titus and Ronicus

[mensiscollar]

What if you were wandering around yharnam and there was just a burger king on the corner somewhere

its about time. i was getting sick of eating umbilical cords

[atlhawk8357]

If you're sick of eating umbilical cords, you should probably eat somewhere else.

[atlhawk8357]

Reject gender roles, embrace garlic rolls.

[utopians]

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

[utopians]

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

[ghostofapineapple]

do... do people not do this by default?

are people really cooking rice in salty water and nothing else?

how do you eat that?

I hate, HATE, plain white rice as it is. If you cooked it in seawater I would go into the kitchen and beat you to death with a lettuce.

[atlhawk8357]

I usually have rice with something saucy; so it absorbs all the flavor after the cooking process.

[gaynoblesix]

[atlhawk8357]

GREETINGS MINION!! AM I SEXY ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW? WELL TOO BAD! I DON'T DIP MY PEN IN THE COMPANY INK, WHICH MEANS I DON'T HAVE SEX WITH UNDERLINGS. I CONSIDER YOU MY UNDERLING.

[atlhawk8357]

Tying Youtube accounts to Google accounts made Youtube comment sections significantly more bearable

Back in the day the comment section of youtube was the dregs of the internet, the pinnacle hive of scum and villainy. Now that many people have their actual name on the comments, there are fewer terrible comments. Now it's just people quoting their favorite part of the video we all just watched.

[blairelythere-deactivated202510]

Love queer besties.

With cis straight folks it's all "oh teehee excuse me I have to go powder my nose"

With the Gays™️ it's "gotta go to the shitter real quick and play topsy-turvy with the ol' lady balls"

[atlhawk8357]

It's because straight people are going to the bathroom to do cocaine.

[qiwhy]

Taking requests to step on people

[atlhawk8357]

Thank god because my back is killing me. I'll lie face-down, and can you step on my lumbar region?

[turningvioletviolet]

I didn't even know this was possible

[atlhawk8357]

Akinator has nothing on the pharmacy cashier.

[quackysprouts]

hamilton quote in 2023 again? yeah

now animated

[atlhawk8357]

All I can read in the first image is "My Commanded Master Respect."

[atlhawk8357]

Why does Princess Bubblegum have Banana Guards, despite them not being candy?

Like her entire kingdom, aesthetic, magic power, and research focus is related to candy. Why does she have fruit as a police system? Every other citizen is candy, how does fruit fit into that system?

Does anyone know?

Also, PB clearly doesn't get what bananas are because she has chocolate and nuts on the outside of the peel.