atomiccalamari

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its a 'throwing the socks in the trash can' type day

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so APPARENTLY people are not fond of spending 5 hours doing something pointless due to ones poor reading comprehension

woops

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i think if ikea was a person it would be either a rugged middle aged man who has great pride in carpentry work, or a nerdy mildly fem-ish engineering twink

on second thought maybe they both exist as couple,,, either way id let either (or both) personifications of Ikea top me

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I don't read fanfic but i need someone to write about these two in a tsundere / playful-antagonistic relationship dynamic

[atomiccalamari]

i think if ikea was a person it would be either a rugged middle aged man who has great pride in carpentry work, or a nerdy mildly fem-ish engineering twink

on second thought maybe they both exist as couple,,, either way id let either (or both) personifications of Ikea top me

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i genuinely cannot believe US politics like in general, i feel like I'm watching fiction like borderline metal gear plot

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I'm battling demons right now, and my demons consist of assembling ikea furniture

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just typed " adieu " into google instead of wordle, probably never going to play wordle again to save myself from remembering this humiliation

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it seems that the dildo of consequences, once again, does not arrive lubed

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coding with a blahaj to get the +5 INT buff

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sometimes i wonder how many mad scientists had bipolar disorder like maybe frankenstein just needed some more lithium in his bloodstream to not be compelled to manipulate life itself

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my occialating fan is too cold tonight, i am distraught

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macking cheese in the michael wave is false as it cannot cook the noodles or thicken the sauce consistently enough

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waking up and realizing you did your daily puzzle in the early AMs forcing you stay up late to do them is a vicious cycle

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the cold embrace of an occialating fan will bring the sleep sooner this hot night

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hot boxing my car, but there is no weed and i am simply melting in the summer heat suffering

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at a pop up hard rock metal gig, god i hope there is a stand up routine after

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eating a everything bagel in bed to exfoliate my skin